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After Vader throws Palps down the well, he uses a device that captures Palps spirit and tells Luke to bury it where no one will ever find it and then pulls an Obi Wan, vanishing with only his helmet and clothes remain

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After Vader throws Palps down the well, his spirit goes up and blows up like fireworks in the shape of Micky Mouse ears. Vader then gets lifted in the air by the force, as his armor sheds he heals and turns young again. Thanking his son that he is now free

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TDS91939 said:

After Vader throws Palps down the well, he uses a device that captures Palps spirit and tells Luke to bury it where no one will ever find it and then pulls an Obi Wan, vanishing with only his helmet and clothes remain

Honestly not a terrible idea for a fanfic or something

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JackNapier said:

TDS91939 said:

After Vader throws Palps down the well, he uses a device that captures Palps spirit and tells Luke to bury it where no one will ever find it and then pulls an Obi Wan, vanishing with only his helmet and clothes remain

Honestly not a terrible idea for a fanfic or something

I’ll fix that

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Someone accidentally loads up the wrong hologram in the Home One briefing in ROTJ, and promptly scrambles to switch it out before people start judging.

I’m not really that much of a movie purist. I really should’ve thought my name out a bit more.

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The Star Wars Purist said:

Someone accidentally loads up the wrong hologram in the Home One briefing in ROTJ, and promptly scrambles to switch it out before people start judging.

Speaking of this idea… this one may need to go to the best edit thread:

In TROS, after the Resistance listens to and responds to the message about Palpatine returning, it turns out that message is 30 years old and the informant wanted them to play the datatape backwards, and it is Kylo declaring full scale war against any anti-FirstOrder planets. Poe then lets out a "whew… i thought somehow Palpatine returned.

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Reedit A New Hope to be more in line with a Zack Snyder film: Add slow motion, remove all the corny lines of C-3PO to make his serious, Obi-Wan would tell the whole prequel trilogy story in a 10 minutes montage plus all the characters would say bad words, like Obi-Wan when fights against Darth Vader: “Only a master of fucking evil, Darth”.

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Rors said:

Reedit A New Hope to be more in line with a Zack Snyder film: Add slow motion, remove all the corny lines of C-3PO to make his serious, Obi-Wan would tell the whole prequel trilogy story in a 10 minutes montage plus all the characters would say bad words, like Obi-Wan when fights against Darth Vader: “Only a master of fucking evil, Darth”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9X_FmCbrIA

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Cut every single sentence down to only its most important word, to keep up with dwindling attention spans.

Examples:

  • “Father. Lightsaber. Weapon.”
  • “Luke. Dagobah. Yoda. Instructed.”
  • “Save!” “Have. Tell. Right…”
    etc…

I’m not really that much of a movie purist. I really should’ve thought my name out a bit more.

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Vader wears Padme’s necklace during ROTJ to show that the family re-connection has really gotten to him.

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.

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Dagobah. The fire burns out in Yoda’s hut for the last time. Luke inspects Artoo’s repairs to the X-Wing.

LUKE : I can’t do it Artoo, I can’t go on alone.

BEN’S GHOST :Yoda will always be with you.

LUKE : You lying get! You told me Vader killed my father. (waves cybernetic hand) kinda sprightly for a corpse. Yoda just as he conked out mid sentence claimed there was another Skywalker.

BEN: You aren’t the first Skywalker to call me a liar…the other Yoda spoke of is your sister…

LUKE: Here you go again…I don’t even have a sister.

BEN: To protect you from the Emperor you were seperated. You only met her around the time you met me.

LUKE : Leia… Leia is my sister. Oh God we snogged we could have bonked. Why are you telling me now?

BEN : Don’t worry you are safe there. Threepio is your sister. We disguised her as a protocol droid. It was the only way to keep her safe.

LUKE: But… Her arm fell off on Tatooine, we just went back there and her eye got pecked out… On Cloud City she was blown to smitherines and Chewbacca put her head on backwards.

BEN: It’s a Skywalker thing. Eventually you all become more machine.

LUKE: Thank the Force I’m not into robots…sorry Artoo…so what now?

BEN: Nah pulling your leg it is Leia.

LUKE: I hate you!

BEN: Heard that one before too

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For better Prequel Continuity, Darth Vader says, “Now this is podracing!” when he smokes Gold Leader during the Trench Run.