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The Drunk Thread (was: The Durnk Thread) — Page 15

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These past eight months have left me distressed and angry — so much so that I want to get and stay blitzed for the next eight months. But noooooooo, I’m forced to take the high road.

“Happy Halloween, ladies!”

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Everytime I’ve gone down on Mary Jane, I’ve had panic attacks, so …

“Happy Halloween, ladies!”

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… so smoke Indica instead of Sativa. Or try an edible. Or just stop being Canadian.

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Neglify said:

… so smoke Indica instead of Sativa. Or try an edible. Or just stop being Canadian.

You do realize pot’s legal in Canada now, right? 😛

“Happy Halloween, ladies!”

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Zippity do dah.

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Drank more than half a 375ml bottle of Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Honey. Feelin’ tipsy.

“Happy Halloween, ladies!”

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Sounds like a very brief (and inexpensive) ride to me!

a trolling bantha

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Already home. Bad vibes at the watering hole. Nothing distinct, but oppression and persecution seemed to be everywhere.

ChainsawAsh said:

Sounds like a very brief (and inexpensive) ride to me!

Seemed to take forever and I dunno how much it cost. But I got a feeling that your post went over my head and even my pompadour wasn’t quite high enough to catch it. The blame is certainly my own. Shame, is the name.

DuracellEnergizer said:

I’m forced to take the high road.

Every fiber of my being doubts this.

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