Make Han the other Skywalker that Yoda was talking about.
Honestly that’s no worse than who it actually was.
Yeah, they’re almost interchangeable. I think Han would be slightly worse due to the love triangle being unresolved and the fact that the other Force sensitive person was just another dude.
I don’t think making Leia Luke’s sister to resolve the love triangle is really a plus in favor of that.
That’s true.
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)
Replace every single line in the saga with “I have a bad feeling about this.”
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
Replace every single line in the saga with “I have a bad feeling about this.”
Replace every line with “I have a x feeling about this,” where x is a single keyword from the original sentence.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
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Replace every single line in the saga with “I have a bad feeling about this.”
Replace every line with “I have a x feeling about this,” where x is a single keyword from the original sentence.
“I’ve got a REEEEEYYYYYYY feeling about this…”
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Make Han the other Skywalker that Yoda was talking about.
Honestly that’s no worse than who it actually was.
That’s why I still enjoy the first 45 minutes of TFA: had it been a sequel made way earlier, Rey would have been the lost sister (well, assuming a slight retcon of ROTJ).
Tbf, you could still sorta make that work in an edit by making her mom Luke’s sister.
Pull a “Space Jam: A New Legacy” on people and turn the entire saga into an advertisement for all things Disney-related. Throw in cameos of all your favorite Disney characters throughout all nine movies and have them do awful pop culture references to be hip with the kids. Then, have every single Disney character sit in a booth to watch the death star battle in ANH for good measure. In fact, always have those Disney characters sitting in a booth somewhere to watch the action sequences. Whenever a lightsaber battle occurs, there will be Disney characters in the background. When there’s a space battle, there will be a bunch of disney characters in the background watching the action from space. When there’s a rescue mission, such as when Luke and Han try to rescue Leia in ANH or Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan rescue the queen in TPM, make sure there’s at least one Disney character watching this unfold somewhere in the background.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
TPM: Make Padme’s voice so low it has to be put in the LFE track
ESB: Make “the other” Yaddle from The Phantom Menace
ROTJ: Add Howard the Duck to Jabba’s Palace
“Always in motion is the future” 🌌
Replace every single line in the saga with “I have a bad feeling about this.”
Replace every line with “I have a x feeling about this,” where x is a single keyword from the original sentence.
“I’ve got a REEEEEYYYYYYY feeling about this…”
“I’ve got a seduced feeling about this…”
You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?
Replace one syllable of dialogue for Ben Kenobi and then impersonate his voice for the whole film in order to ensure a match.
Cut right from Han getting frozen in ESB to him being thawed in RotJ, with a black screen until Luke goes to Dagobah.
Reading R + L ≠ J theories
Are you suggesting we show the films from Han’s POV, with just sound during his thawing and a gradually resolving image throughout the palace and sail barge scenes?
I could get behind that.
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)
Using the “ee” sound in “green,” change Palpatine’s line from “my little green friend” to “my little green fiend,” to alleviate confusion by making it clearer that Palpatine has animosity towards Yoda and does not actually consider him a friend.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
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Also cut out “my” so the viewer doesn’t think Palpatine owns Yoda
Reading R + L ≠ J theories
Axe “little” while you’re at it to avoid offending.
Also axe “green” because it’s speciesist.
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)
Fiend isn’t really that nice, either. Just mute the whole line.
Just mute the whole line.
Give Chewbacca pants like FOX wanted back in the day. Can’t have him walking around naked.
Replace ROTS’ soundtrack with a combination of I am Machine by Three Days Grace and their album One X, in order to really give it that edgy feel.
I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.
Star Wars has 3 eras: The eras are 1977-1983(pre Expanded Universe), (1983-2014) expanded universe, or (2014- now) Disney-bought version. Each are valid.
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Just mute the whole line.
Well, that’s why it’s here in the worst edit ideas thread.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
Just mute the whole line.
Well, that’s why it’s here in the worst edit ideas thread.
Click on the link, 'twas a joke I believe. At least I hope so.
“Always in motion is the future” 🌌
O dear Lord
Click on the link, 'twas a joke I believe. At least I hope so.
Yeah lol. I looked up the line on Youtube and found this thing, and found that it was shockingly relevant to this thread, so there you go. Apparently the guy’s whole channel is Star Wars “what ifs?,” and it seems this particular one was a joke video.
Looks like I have no one to blame but myself for misinterpreting Neerb.
Going back on topic…
Luke: They’re coming in too fast!
Han: They’re not gonna catch us. We’re on a mission from God.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
In ESB when Luke calls out to Leia, she just ignores it and they fly off.
“Because you are a PalpaWalker?”