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Author: JackNapier
Time: 3-Aug-2021 11:47 AM
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Have Tobi Maguire do his stupid Shitpost walk from Spider-Man 3 during Revenge of The Sith.

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

Star Wars has 3 eras: The eras are 1977-1983(pre Expanded Universe), (1983-2014) expanded universe, or (2014- now) Disney-bought version. Each are valid.

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Author: Anakin Starkiller
Time: 3-Aug-2021 7:51 PM
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Renumber the series to confuse the hell out of the audience.

Episode I: TRoS
Episode II: TESB
Episode III: TFA
Episode IV: RotS
Episode V: TPM
Episode VI: ANH
Episode VII: AotC
Episode VIII: RotJ
Episode IX: TLJ

Author: act on instinct
Time: 3-Aug-2021 8:01 PM
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Anakin Starkiller said:

Renumber the series to confuse the hell out of the audience.

Episode I: TRoS
Episode II: TESB
Episode III: TFA
Episode IV: RotS
Episode V: TPM
Episode VI: ANH
Episode VII: AotC
Episode VIII: RotJ
Episode IX: TLJ

Machete order 🚫

Dice Roll order ✅

“The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.” - DV

Author: CaptainFaraday
Time: 3-Aug-2021 8:22 PM
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act on instinct said:

Anakin Starkiller said:

Renumber the series to confuse the hell out of the audience.

Episode I: TRoS
Episode II: TESB
Episode III: TFA
Episode IV: RotS
Episode V: TPM
Episode VI: ANH
Episode VII: AotC
Episode VIII: RotJ
Episode IX: TLJ

Machete order 🚫

Dice Roll order ✅

Instead of the Machete Order to preserve the twist, the Antichete Order is designed to spoil the twist as badly as possible. Start with ESB, but start at the scene where Vader reveals he’s Luke’s father. Then jump back to TPM and watch them all in numbered order, skipping the Vader reveal scene since we already watched it.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

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Author: Hal 9000
Time: 3-Aug-2021 8:39 PM
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New Machete:

TFA
TLJ
ESB
ROTJ
TROS

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Author: NeverarGreat
Time: 3-Aug-2021 9:04 PM
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^how horrid.

You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
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Author: Hal 9000
Time: 3-Aug-2021 11:55 PM
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TFA
ANH
ESB
ROTJ
TLJ

wouldn’t be super bad.

My stance on revising fan edits.

Author: CaptainFaraday
Time: 4-Aug-2021 1:18 AM
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TROS
TROS
TFA
TLJ
TROS
ROTJ
TROS
TROS
TROS

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

Author: Anakin Starkiller
Time: 4-Aug-2021 1:38 AM
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Remember when we’d meme about John Boyega saying there’s no right order by proposing an order with AotC four times? Well now it’s no longer the worst.

Author: Darth_Zounds
Time: 4-Aug-2021 1:38 AM
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Hal 9000 said:

TFA
ANH
ESB
ROTJ
TLJ

wouldn’t be super bad.

In ROTS, Obi-Wan’s dialog can somehow be re-worked:

“Anakin has turned to the super bad side.”

Author: Anakin Starkiller
Time: 4-Aug-2021 1:42 AM (Edited)
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Replace every instance of the word “Force” with “Memes”. “Use the Memes, Luke.” Bottom text optional.

Author: Neerb
Time: 4-Aug-2021 9:25 AM
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That’s not how the memes work!

Author: Eyepainter
Time: 4-Aug-2021 10:13 AM
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Darth_Zounds said:

Hal 9000 said:

TFA
ANH
ESB
ROTJ
TLJ

wouldn’t be super bad.

In ROTS, Obi-Wan’s dialog can somehow be re-worked:

“Anakin has turned to the super bad side.”

Be sure to play the Bar-Kays “Too Hot to Stop” when he says it.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

Author: JackNapier
Time: 4-Aug-2021 12:45 PM
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Replace all dialogue with din farick

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

Star Wars has 3 eras: The eras are 1977-1983(pre Expanded Universe), (1983-2014) expanded universe, or (2014- now) Disney-bought version. Each are valid.

Important voice tool:
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1472151/action/topic#1472151

Author: DominicCobb
Time: 4-Aug-2021 2:45 PM
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Anakin Starkiller said:

Remember when we’d meme about John Boyega saying there’s no right order by proposing an order with AotC four times? Well now it’s no longer the worst.

You’re right. AOTC five times would be worse.

Author: SparkySywer
Time: 5-Aug-2021 1:35 AM
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If you kept adding more AotCs, at what point would the discomfort from watching AotC be less of a significant factor than the exhaustion from watching movies for so long?

Reading R + L ≠ J theories

Author: Anakin Starkiller
Time: 5-Aug-2021 2:20 AM
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Wait, are we assuming you watch them all back to back? I was imagining one a day.

Author: CaptainFaraday
Time: 5-Aug-2021 3:42 AM
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Ultimate Machete Order: AOTC is the only movie you watch for the rest of your life.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

Author: bbghost
Time: 6-Aug-2021 7:08 AM
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Any time anyone ever says “the force” in all Star Wars media, replace it with Rick Moranis saying “schwartz!”

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Author: NeverarGreat
Time: 6-Aug-2021 7:11 AM
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“My powers have doubled since the last time we’ve met.”

“Good. Then I see your schwartz is as big as mine.”

You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
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Author: Ed Slushie
Time: 6-Aug-2021 11:23 AM
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Retitle the Rise of Skywalker to “Out of the Unknown Regions” so that the sequel trilogy’s titles form a full sentence.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?

Author: NeverarGreat
Time: 6-Aug-2021 11:26 AM
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The Sequel Duology already forms a complete sentence.

You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
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Author: Anakin Starkiller
Time: 6-Aug-2021 1:15 PM
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Ed Slushie said:

Retitle the Rise of Skywalker to “Out of the Unknown Regions” so that the sequel trilogy’s titles form a full sentence.

The weird thing is that actually makes perfect sense as a title for TRoS.

Author: Eyepainter
Time: 6-Aug-2021 7:18 PM (Edited)
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“You’ll never reach the outskirts in time. Sandstorms are very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very dangerous.”

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

Author: CaptainFaraday
Time: 6-Aug-2021 7:38 PM
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Eyepainter said:

“You’ll never reach the outskirts in time. Sandstorms are very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very dangerous.”

Qui-Gon: I wish that were so.

This sets up the payoff when he is killed by Maul at the end:

Qui-Gon: (dubbed from Anakin) Yippee!

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas