Not a lot of time for that last one.
“Luke…help me stick…this decal on.”
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
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“Luke, help me take this mask off.”
“But you’ll die.”
“That is what I want. You will be Vader. We will be one.”
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
“Luke, help me take this mask off.”
“But you’ll die.”
“That is what I want. You will be Vader. We will be one.”
This was originally what was supposed to happen at the end of Jedi.
I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.
Star Wars has 3 eras: The eras are 1977-1983(pre Expanded Universe), (1983-2014) expanded universe, or (2014- now) Disney-bought version. Each are valid.
My movie reviews aren’t AI, they’re just written by someone who’s Neurodivergent. If you don’t like them, then simply don’t read them.
“Luke, help me take this mask off.”
“But you’ll die.”
“Wait, shit, really? Scratch that then.”
Add in football commentator voices whenever a space battle occurs in the saga.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
In the scene where Leia frees Han from carbonite, replace the score with ‘Hello’ by Lionel Richie.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
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In the scene where Leia frees Han from carbonite, replace the score with ‘Hello’ by Lionel Richie.
Or better yet, this classic
“Always in motion is the future” 🌌
Replace all Imperial, First Order and Sith iconography with actual swastikas.
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Replace all Imperial, First Order and Sith iconography with actual swastikas.
Be sure to have Darth Vader and the emperor proclaim a bunch of sieg heil’s too.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
The funniest part is that you know some expanded universe writer would feel compelled to write a comic or book or TV episode elaborating on the symbol’s in-universe origins and meaning.
After Leia tells Han Solo that she loves him, replace Han’s “I know” line with “LOL”.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
Lando has half of his face burned off escaping the second Death Star in RotJ so Billy Dee Williams can finally become Two-Face in TRoS.
When Luke introduces himself to the droids in ANH, he should call himself Luke Lars.
When Obi-Wan tells Luke about his father, he should spell out his father’s name was Anakin Skywalker and thus his name is actually Luke Skywalker.
I was literally just praising this idea someone else suggested on the headcanon thread. I think it’s a great idea.
Be sure to have Darth Vader and the emperor proclaim a bunch of sieg heil’s too.
TFA had practically that in one shot.
Do not DM me for edits. Whatever you’re looking for I don’t have it.
Replace all Imperial, First Order and Sith iconography with actual swastikas.
Be sure to have Darth Vader and the emperor proclaim a bunch of sieg heil’s too.
Replace Palpatine with Alec Guinness as Hitler in The Last Ten Days. The big reveal Obi-Wan kept from Luke is that Empührer Hitlertine is his evil twin brother.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
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Lando has half of his face burned off escaping the second Death Star in RotJ so Billy Dee Williams can finally become Two-Face in TRoS.
Oooh. And modify his “yeehaw!” into a bloodcurdling scream.
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
Create an all-ewoks version of ROTJ.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
Swap out Palpatine’s theme in the sequels for the Phantom of the Opera theme.
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Replace the musical score for the opening crawls with Cantina Band instead.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
Replace the Imperial March with “How Bad Can I Be” from The Lorax.
Replace the musical score for the opening crawls with Cantina Band instead.
When it works, it works.
https://streamable.com/j7ksa3
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@bbghost Try doing the same with my other “bad edit” idea.
Just listened to that song for the first time… I think that’s enough for me!
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Replace the score during the binary sunset in ANH with tracked music from ROTS in order to update it.
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
Replace the score during the binary sunset in ANH with tracked music from ROTS in order to update it.
Do the same with the tracks from TFA, TLJ and TROS.
Replace the musical score for the opening crawls with Cantina Band instead.
When it works, it works.
https://streamable.com/j7ksa3
The key phrase being “when it works.” You don’t want this to open ESB or ROTS.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
Replace the musical score for the opening crawls with Cantina Band instead.
When it works, it works.
https://streamable.com/j7ksa3The key phrase being “when it works.” You don’t want this to open ESB or ROTS.
Okay, but what about this Space Quest theme music?
Link:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ug0CqCInKZGiMaw2KmPi12Ks9sulAFRU/view?usp=sharing