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Satanic Panic! - (A Thread For All Things Satanic) — Page 2

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I knew a guy who wasn’t allowed to call them “deviled eggs.” There were “angeled eggs.”

Religion is weird.

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TV’s Frink said:

I knew a guy who wasn’t allowed to call them “deviled eggs.” There were “angeled eggs.”

Oh my God, that’s embarrassing.

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dahmage said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

Off the top of my head, here’s a list of things my parents have told me is satanic over the years (some of which they eventually reneged on).
-Pokémon
-Harry Potter
-D&D
-All non-conservative-protestant-evangelical-Christian religions
-Darwin’s theories, but only some of them
-“emogoth” music
-any music with bad words
-“the world”
-Monster energy drink
-most R-rated movies
-Gays (whoops)
-Anime (because the eyes are dark and creepy-lookin’)
-Foreign policy that isn’t neocon zionism
-“Imperfect” Jews (aka every Jew other than Jews for Jesus)

Something else I just remembered: when I was a little kid, my dad told me that I was never to use the word “awesome” unless I was referring specifically to God, as any other use of that word was basically blasphemy. He eventually relaxed on that, but it took several years.

awesome.

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I don’t think you could even go a couple hours without hearing awesome spoken by surfer dude types out here in the 80’s.

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Where were you in '77?

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TV’s Frink said:

I knew a guy who wasn’t allowed to call them “deviled eggs.” There were “angeled eggs.”

Religion is weird.

I vaguely recall something like that from somewhere. Because just saying the name apparently will summon them or bring bad luck. Why even bother sacrificing a goat and playing your KISS albums backwards under the light of a full moon?

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Where were you in '77?

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dahmage said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

Off the top of my head, here’s a list of things my parents have told me is satanic over the years (some of which they eventually reneged on).
-Pokémon
-Harry Potter
-D&D
-All non-conservative-protestant-evangelical-Christian religions
-Darwin’s theories, but only some of them
-“emogoth” music
-any music with bad words
-“the world”
-Monster energy drink
-most R-rated movies
-Gays (whoops)
-Anime (because the eyes are dark and creepy-lookin’)
-Foreign policy that isn’t neocon zionism
-“Imperfect” Jews (aka every Jew other than Jews for Jesus)

Something else I just remembered: when I was a little kid, my dad told me that I was never to use the word “awesome” unless I was referring specifically to God, as any other use of that word was basically blasphemy. He eventually relaxed on that, but it took several years.

incredible.

This is incredible!

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TV’s Frink said:

I knew a guy who wasn’t allowed to call them “deviled eggs.” There were “angeled eggs.”

I’m not sure if that’s better or worse than Freedom Fries, or if they’re just equally dumb.

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I’ve been listening to alot of old Norwegian Black Metal lately. Possibly not a good thing, it sort of resurrects a past version of myself that was very negative and had alot of morbid (but not violent… Towards others anyway) thoughts and feelings but that stuff has a feeling that speaks to me, for better or for worse. I’ve been listening to old Mayhem. My mind goes really negative whenever I start listening to this stuff again but I guess we can’t escape who we are.

Modern black Metal, while sometimes still musically brilliant, will never have the same dark magic and truly sinister feel.

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Then I recommend the mayhem album “De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas” by mayhem. Might even help if you read the background of the album first. Or if you don’t like reading but have time to kill there are some pretty interesting documentaries on YouTube on mayhem.

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Sometimes I get harassed in public over the satanic shirts that I often wear. It’s fun.

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That’s awesome. I love Satanic art and imagery. I wouldn’t say I’m an outright satanist, but I’m very close to being one.

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It’s weird to me how upset non-religious people get over satanic talk/jokes/ect.
When I was in barber school, I was the only one in my starting class who was going into morning/afternoon classes instead of evening/night. One day one of the cosmo girls (we’re all grouped together at the beginning) asked why I was choosing day classes instead of night. I said “Can’t do evenings. I give my nights to the Devil.”
Every single head in the room whipped back to the corner I was sitting in. All of em wide-eyed and open mouthed. I just smirked and said “…really, guys?”. Most of em chuckled and brushed it off, but there were many who were clearly upset and remained so for my entire time at the school.
I got the reputation among the staff and most students of being one of the nicest guys in the school. I was always early, got the coffee made for everybody, got the hot towels going for everybody, tried my best to be friendly towards everybody, looked nice for promo pics, ect. But some still knew me as “that satanic guy”. Ha!

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Funny. A lot of people react that way to me too when I wear my pentagram jewelry or shirts.

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suspiciouscoffee said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

Off the top of my head, here’s a list of things my parents have told me is satanic over the years (some of which they eventually reneged on).
-Pokémon
-Harry Potter
-D&D
-All non-conservative-protestant-evangelical-Christian religions
-Darwin’s theories, but only some of them
-“emogoth” music
-any music with bad words
-“the world”
-Monster energy drink
-most R-rated movies
-Gays (whoops)
-Anime (because the eyes are dark and creepy-lookin’)
-Foreign policy that isn’t neocon zionism
-“Imperfect” Jews (aka every Jew other than Jews for Jesus)

Something else I just remembered: when I was a little kid, my dad told me that I was never to use the word “awesome” unless I was referring specifically to God, as any other use of that word was basically blasphemy. He eventually relaxed on that, but it took several years.

Pretty much the same call out. And pretty much the same list. Except mother didn’t know anything about Anime. And Harry Potter wasn’t really a thing.

K. Let’s have this ride.