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"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore, always carry a small snake."
W. C. Fields
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"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore, always carry a small snake."
W. C. Fields
"Mmm... open-faced club sand wedge."
Homer Simpson
careful, I might turn this thread into a Homer Simpson quote thread
(although the OP hasn't been around since 2006, apparently, so we can't change thread title. oh well, that might be material for the new thread thread)
"Mmmmm... forbidden donut..."
"he he he.. look at this country: U-R-GAY!!"
"Stealing!!! How could you?? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's-his-name? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those "Police Academy" movies? For fun??? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?? Except at that guy who made sound effects... wrrroom! swsshhhh swssshhh! honk honk! powwwwwwww..........
he he heee...
Where was I?..... Oh yeah, stay out of my booze!"
"Good heavens, she's some sort of female madman!"
Charles Montgomery Burns
"What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Nevermind!" - Homer Simpson
"The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again." - Kang disguised as Bob Dole
"Your indolence is inefficacious!" - Charles Montgomery Burns
Now, for some non-Simpsons quotes.
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." - Philip K. Dick
"It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane" - Philip K. Dick
"I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams." - Hamlet
"I am very proud, revengeful, ambitious; with more offenses at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in, imagination to give them shape, or time to act them in." - Hamlet
DuracellEnergizer said:
Charles Montgomery Burns
Oops! Forgot Monty was his middle name.
"Commencing dog brain CAT scan."
Hubert J. Farnsworth
"It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations." - Sir Winston Churchill
Keep Circulating the Tapes.
END OF LINE
(It hasn’t happened yet)
"Dad, what are you doing down there?"
"Washing my fat guy hat, honey."
"This vessel could do at least Warp 5." - Leonard Nimoy
"A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on." - Leonard Nimoy
"The world needs laughter." - Leonard Nimoy
"I cannot listen to any of your instructions, for you are my sworn enemy and are about to meet your demise." Chip Douglas AKA The Cable Guy
"Come back here, so that I may brain thee!" - Chip Douglas AKA The Cable Guy
"You wanna play rough? Daddy can play rough!" -- Chip Douglas AKA The Cable Guy
"I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter." Chip Douglas AKA The Cable Guy
"-Hey Spock, what do you want on your hot dog?"
"-Surprise me!"
“I’ve got to believe God is into recycling. I’d like to come back in the body of a much more evolved person who has lovely, thick hair and skin that tans.” – Catherine O’Hara
Guinan: “You, you always drink alone. It wouldn’t hurt you to seek out a little…companionship.”
Worf: “I would require a Klingon woman for…‘companionship’. Earth females are too fragile.”
Guinan: “Not all of them. There are a few on this ship that would find you… tame.”
Worf: [Laughs] “Impossible.”
Guinan: “You never know until you try.”
Worf: “Then I will never know.”
Guinan: “Coward.”
Worf: “I was merely concerned for the…safety of my crewmates.”
Guinan: “Drink your prune juice.” (“Yesterday’s Enterprise”)
“Sir, I must protest, I am not a merry man.” (Worf, “Qpid”)
“If I have no ties and no affections, hatred and vice must be my portion; the love of another will destroy the cause of my crimes, and I shall become a thing, of whose existence everyone will be ignorant. My vices are the children of a forced solitude I abhor: and my virtues will necessarily arise when I live in communion with an equal. I shall feel the affections of a sensitive being, and become linked to the chain of existence and events, from which I am now excluded.”
– Frankenstein’s monster, from the novel Frankenstein
“Artistic freedom means that the amateur filmmaker is never forced to sacrifice visual drama and beauty to a stream of words…to the relentless activity and explanations of a plot…nor is the amateur production expected to return profit on a huge investment by holding the attention of a massive and motley audience for 90 minutes…Instead of trying to invent a plot that moves, use the movement of wind, or water, children, people, elevators, balls, etc. as a poem might celebrate these. And use your freedom to experiment with visual ideas; your mistakes will not get you fired.”
– Maya Deren
“According to the Bible, God created the Heavens and the Earth. It is man’s prerogative – and woman’s – to create their own particular and private Hell.”
– Rod Serling
“I got into avant-garde movies and Surrealism as an escape from reality. There’s nothing Surrealistic about everyday life. To me, Surrealism is totally artificial.”
– Black Francis
I’ve had some surreal days.
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)
But were they everyday days?
But were they tuesdays?
“The first story you’d do as a fan should be the last story you’d do as a pro.”
– Len Wein
‘Oh, I don’t know. Is it that we collectively thought Steve Jobs was a great man, even when we knew he made billions off the backs of children? Or maybe it’s that it feels like all our heroes are counterfeit? The world itself’s just one big hoax. Spamming each other with our running commentary of bullshit, masquerading as insight, our social media faking as intimacy. Or is it that we voted for this? Not with our rigged elections, but with our things, our property, our money. I’m not saying anything new. We all know why we do this, not because Hunger Games books makes us happy, but because we wanna be sedated. Because it’s painful not to pretend, because we’re cowards. Fuck society’.
^ Mr Robot
There are a few other quotes on-point too…
‘Give a man a gun he’ll rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he’ll rob the world’.
I’ll end on one with a brighter outlook:-
‘You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream’ - C.S. Lewis (I think).
Edit - forgot this poignant one too…
‘Oh Well! Who wants to live forever? Dive!!!’ - Vultan
A little patience goes a long way on this old-school Rebel base. If you are having issues finding what you are looking for, these will be of some help…
Welcome to the OriginalTrilogy.com | Introduce yourself in here | Useful info within : About : Help : Site Rules : Fan Project Rules : Announcements
‘How do I do this?’ on the OriginalTrilogy.com; some info & answers + FAQs - includes info on how to search for projects and threads on the OT•com
A Project Index for Star Wars Preservations (Harmy’s Despecialized & 4K77/80/83 etc) : A Project Index for Star Wars Fan Edits (adywan & Hal 9000 etc)
… and take your time to look around this site before posting - to get a feel for this place. Don’t just lazily make yet another thread asking for projects.
“That’s part of our policy, is not to be taken seriously, because I think our opposition, whoever they may be, in all their manifest forms, don’t know how to handle humor. You know, and we are humorous, we are, what are they, Laurel and Hardy. That’s John and Yoko, and we stand a better chance under that guise, because all the serious people, like Martin Luther King, and Kennedy, and Gandhi, got shot.” -John Lennon
Murdered this day, back in 1980.
A little patience goes a long way on this old-school Rebel base. If you are having issues finding what you are looking for, these will be of some help…
Welcome to the OriginalTrilogy.com | Introduce yourself in here | Useful info within : About : Help : Site Rules : Fan Project Rules : Announcements
‘How do I do this?’ on the OriginalTrilogy.com; some info & answers + FAQs - includes info on how to search for projects and threads on the OT•com
A Project Index for Star Wars Preservations (Harmy’s Despecialized & 4K77/80/83 etc) : A Project Index for Star Wars Fan Edits (adywan & Hal 9000 etc)
… and take your time to look around this site before posting - to get a feel for this place. Don’t just lazily make yet another thread asking for projects.