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Pluto is no longer a planet

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Story here.

I think it's a vast right wing conspiracy to make the publishers of science textbooks get richer while screwing with Astrologers' prediction formulas.

Meanwhile, the Intelligent Designers are gearing up to revisit the notion that the sun still revolves around the Earth.

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It was there this morning - where's it gone?

(does the disappearence of Pluto mean that the waves affect the tides on Eath too - like it would when my masterplan to steal the moon comes to fruition?)


Seriously, I agree with ADM - those science book printers will be rubbing their hands at this...

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And the flat-earthers will try to get their material into the textbooks too. Still, I am satisfied with the decision. Pluto has always been the oddest, most eccentric planet, and several of my friends viewed it as a Kuiper belt object, exactly as everyone viewed Ceres as just another object in the asteroid belt.

But still, the decision must have sent the science textbook companies into a tizzy.
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I was going to start this thread but wasn't sure if anyone would care.

Seriously, with all the other junk on the edge of the solar system discovered since 1930 I don't think Pluto qualifies as a planet, but now I'll have to think up some new rhyme to remember the order of planets...

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Some fans of Pluto think he's a dog, but they're not sure about Goofy.
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Originally posted by: ADigitalMan
Some fans of Pluto think he's a dog, but they're not sure about Goofy.


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Nice reference! Bonus points for that.
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^^^ LOL! Damn. I hadn't even thought of that. It's a bad day to be an astrologer.

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It's kinda like the metric system in the US. It was supposed to be the official system since the 70s, but no one seemed to care using it. Pluto is a planet to me, and Xena is still a bad TV series, not a celestial body.
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That makes me mad lol. I mean they went to vote on a new deifinition that adds three more planets but yet they make Pluto a dwarf planet along with Ceres and Xena.

Fuckers
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Originally posted by: Darth Richard
That makes me mad lol. I mean they went to vote on a new deifinition that adds three more planets but yet they make Pluto a dwarf planet along with Ceres and Xena.

Fuckers
They didn't add 3 more planets. There's only 8 now.

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No the point of the meating was to add three more but instead they just removed Pluto.
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Yeah, the whole thing does seem kinda bassackward, and that Pluto got it up the bassackwards as well. Imagine the planets walking into this conference room amid flashbulbs and jabbering paparazzi to meet with the scientists, eager to find out who it will be who gets to join their mighty ranks. "So, glad you all could make it," says the lead scientist, "but there's been a slight change in plans. Yeah, see, we've had some financial difficulties, and it turns out we won't be able to invite new members on the team after all." A collective "Awww," from the planets. "Ahem, um, not only that, but, Pluto? I'm afraid... we're going to have to let you go. It makes us very sad, but we just don't feel you're pulling as much weight as the rest of the planets." "But I have tenure!" "Yes, we know. Therefore, we've decided to transfer you to our new farm team, the Dwarf Planets!"

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As far as I'm concerned, Pluto was, is, and forever shall be a planet.
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Originally posted by: Darth Richard
That makes me mad lol. I mean they went to vote on a new deifinition that adds three more planets but yet they make Pluto a dwarf planet along with Ceres and Xena.

Fuckers


So how long has Pluto been populated with these dwarves again?
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Strange how much people are emotionally invested in a ice-cold ball of rock so far from Earth no man will likely ever set foot on it.

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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Strange how much people are emotionally invested in a ice-cold ball of rock so far from Earth no man will likely ever set foot on it.


Then again, we're emotionally invested in a fictional universe populated by thousands of fictional balls of rock a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away...
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I'd like to think we're civilized enough to be emotionally invested in the fictional people rather than the fictional balls of rock they live on.

Then again, I did get rather misty eyed when Corscant fell to the Vong.

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Apparently some think remembering the names of 9 planets is too hard,thats a dumb excuse i heard on the news this evening.
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Originally posted by: sean wookie
It was more like Plutowned.


Brilliant!!!
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Originally posted by: Darth Richard
That makes me mad lol. I mean they went to vote on a new deifinition that adds three more planets but yet they make Pluto a dwarf planet along with Ceres and Xena.



Xena got her own planet? What is next, Hercules and the rest of the regular cast of Xena, warrior princess? Cool!

Seriously, I guess that is something else for kids to memorize in 3rd grade science class: 8 regular planets, and then the 3 dwarf planets.