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Thanks for this funny interview 
.Altough I'm not against changes, I think it wouldn't be bad to release all the versions of the movies on DVD in high quality so people can enjoy the version they like best.
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George Lucas interview
By Hugh Ken Knott B. Seriuz
George Lucas, the man behind the Star Wars curtain has taken a lot of flack in recent years for his refusal to release his original trilogy. I decided to sit down with Lucas at Skywalker Ranch to discuss the issue.
Seriuz: Mr. Lucas, you just released the Star Wars trilogy on DVD, but many of your most devoted fans have urged you to release the original versions. Why won't you do it? You'd probably make a ton of money.
Lucas: First of all, I'm a billionaire, any money that might bring in would be chump change to me. Secondly, you have to understand that this just cannot happen. The original versions were utter failures. The special effects were amateurishly done and the films were just not like my original vision had been.
Seriuz: But Mr. Lucas, you're original vision of Star Wars had Han Solo as a Giant Green monster with gills. You had a Journal of the Whills. At one point, you heroes were midgets. If you wanted to go with your original vision, you'd remake the films based on your first draft!
Lucas: I threw the early drafts away buddy. Anyway, those Star Wars fans are really nuts sometimes. They should just accept the fact that the old versions of Star Wars sucked.
Seriuz: What about the people who worked their tails off to get the films made? Don't you feel badly that you've altered and in some cases, taken out parts of the film that they worked so hard to create?
Lucas: Oh come on, I gave them all profit points, why should they care if I cut a few seconds out?
Seriuz: Mr. Lucas, have you ever stopped to think about how strange it is that the most popular trilogy of all-time is unavailable in its original theatrical form?
Lucas: Um...
Seriuz: Could you imagine if people went back and changed other classic films? Like what if they did a digital version of Snow White, Fantasia, and all the animated Disney films and combined them with the old audio tracks, pretending it was the original version? And what if, the scenery of the Wizard of Oz was replaced by digitally animated backgrounds? And how about they took out "You Must Remember This" from Casablanca and replaced it with a breakdance routine?
Lucas: Those don't sound like bad ideas actually?
Seriuz: You must be joking.
Lucas: No, I'm not. Films are never finished and I think more filmmakers should go back and continue working on their films. Heck, I can hook them up with ILM and we can go rewrite movie history! I've always wondered what my companies could do with the original King Kong, or Gone With the Wind, Lawrence of Arabia and other classics.
Seriuz: So, Mr. Lucas, does that mean someone should repaint the Mona Lisa?
Lucas: I doubt DaVinci would care. He's dead you know.
Seriuz: Why am I not surprised that the man who created Jar Jar Binks said that? Anyway, do you think you will ever be done tinkering with Star Wars?
Lucas: No, never. In fact, we're working on them right now. We are going to completely redo the background of all three films. It's time that the look of the originals completely matches the look of the prequels.
Seriuz: Ugh.
Lucas: That's right Mister. We're going to totally redo the two week points of Star Wars: the Cantina scene and the Death Star. I'm going to completely recreate the cantina by dumping all the lame muppets and replacing them with digital characters.
Serius: Oh yay, more cartoons.
Lucas: And the Death Star is going to be opened up like we did with Cloud City. When you see Leia in her cell, or Tarkin and Vader in the meeting room, you're going to see large open windows with ships flying in the background, just like in the throne room in Jedi. And, I've always felt that the scenes on Tatooine drag. Too much time elapses without a special effects scene. Right after the droids reunite in the Jawa's transporter thingy, I'm cutting to some scenes on Coruscant and we're going to show Palpatine dissolving the Senate. Then I'm going to have some scenes on Daghobah with Yoda communicating through the force with Qui-Gon.
Seriuz: Dude, I think the brain damage you suffered from that car accident over 30 years ago is finally starting to show.
Lucas: Hey don't mess with me pal. I wasn't done telling you about the other changes.
Seriuz: Oh please continue:
Lucas: Anyway, the originals will finally meet the standards of the prequels. We are redoing all the special effects and all the backgrounds. The entire trilogy will now look the the prequels. Thank goodness the prequels lived up to my standards.
Seriuz: Technical standards, yes. But have you realized that the originals were superior films in terms of storytelling, characterization, acting and character interraction?
Lucas: No, I think both trilogies are equal in that department.
Seriuz: And don't you think that one of the reasons people liked the originals was that the special effects, though not as advanced were actually more realistic? That people liked the realness as opposed to the videogame look of the prequels? The puppets were believable, and people could buy into everything because things looked worn down and dirty and real.
Lucas: You are one weird dude. This is the 21st century. They're my movies and nobody else can tell me what to do with them.
Seriuz: Okay, I've had enough of this. As one Mr. Binks would say. Thisa interview isa ova!