Originally posted by: Mike OOriginally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana JonesTransformers chick Megan Fox.
Wondered when she'd show up. The tatoos reallly put me off. I suppose that she could use a little meat on her bones. I now have a geek badge that none of you do: I saw the trailer for Transformers and missed her because I was examining the new designs. And I went to an art house theater and sat the credits of a vampire movie in Russian when I don't read Cyrillic. So there. I am a bigger geek that you all. MWA HAHAHAHA! I might as well just wear a T-shirt that says "I've never had sex!" Hell, yesterday at work, I chatted with a little kid about Spider-Man and Transformers, only to find out that my next customer was a gorgeous girl with emerald green eyes who was like a half-a foot taller than me and looked like she belonged on the cover of Cosmo or Maxim. She just stared at me like "So you've never had sex, have you?" and I was just like "Um, have you seen the Empire Strikes Back?" She left and the next customer was laughing his ass off and I was like "Why didn't you tell me Scarlett Johanson was in line!" I was funny as hell (Now. Not then.).
Megan Fox: "I have the libido of a 15-year old boy. I like sex. A lot."
Scarlett Johanson: "I don't think human beings are monogomus by nature. I'm not promiscuious, but I'm open minded about sex."
Hey, hope springs eternal for you guys, huh?