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world. For his first chapter he decided to write about American
churches. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando,
thinking that he would work his way across the country from South to North.
On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he
noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read
"$10,000 per call".
The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what
the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line
to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American
thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the
same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this
was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby
nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to
heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. "O.K., thank you,"
said the American.
He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston,
and New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the
same "$10,000 per call" sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Vermont saw a sign for Canada and decided to
see if Canadians had the same phone. He arrived in Montreal, and again,
there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it
read "10 cents per call."
The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
"Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden
telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven,
but in every state the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"
The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Canada now son, it's a local
call".