- Time
- Post link
Reveal Rey’s father to be Chewbacca as her fur grows thicker from one film to the next.
- Time
- Post link
Add them to the background of all scenes with rey, so that she’s never alone.
“Vader! Hologram, now!”
Worst Edit Ideas — Page 101
- Time
- (Edited)
- Post link
Add them to the background of all scenes with rey, so that she’s never alone.
Why stop there when you can add all the jedi to the background too?
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
- Time
- Post link
Reveal Rey’s father to be Chewbacca as her fur grows thicker from one film to the next.
Make it so that she gets into beastiailty with Crylo.
I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.
Star Wars has 3 eras: The eras are 1977-1983(pre Expanded Universe), (1983-2014) expanded universe, or (2014- now) Disney-bought version. Each are valid.
Important voice tool:
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1472151/action/topic#1472151
- Time
- Post link
The comment section here has a good one.
Luke: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
Vader: Aw, look at little Skywalker Jr… Gonna cry?
- Time
- Post link
Add a subtitle for Greedo when he says “Maclunkey”:
“I miss my wife, Han. I miss her a lot. I’ll be back.”
But we can’t turn back. Fear is their greatest defense. I doubt if the actual security there is any greater than it was on Aquilae or Sullust. And what there is is most likely directed towards a large-scale assault.
- Time
- Post link
Add a heart monitor to Greedo’s neck throughout the scene, with a recognizable and prominent heartbeat pattern of beeps during the whole conversation. After he is shot and Han starts to walk away, the beeps resume.
- Time
- Post link
Change Greedo’s subtitles to state that he’s a good guy and he and Han are actually friends. Trim shots of Han unholstering his gun and shooting, but add new insert shot of a drink getting knocked over. After Han throws some coins to Wuher and says “Sorry about the mess,” dub in a new Greedo line and subtitle saying “Thank you for covering that Han, I owe you for next time.”
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
- Time
- Post link
Painstakingly rotoscope Luke’s saber in RotJ to be blue again.
• Ahsoka - Feature-length Edit • Alien Resurrection Resurrected • 2049: EYE-MAX Edition • The Siege of Mandalore • Star Wars: The Last Skywalker Awakens • TRON: Legacy (ISO Edition) •
- Time
- Post link
Painstakingly rotoscope Luke’s saber in RotJ to be blue again.
To make it easier to see, change Tattooine’s sky to green.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
- Time
- Post link
Add a subtitle for Greedo when he says “Maclunkey”:
“I miss my wife, Han. I miss her a lot. I’ll be back.”
Tarkin preparing to fire the Death Star:
“I’ve come to make an announcement…”
- Time
- Post link
Painstakingly rotoscope Luke’s saber in RotJ to be blue again.
To make it easier to see, change Tattooine’s sky to green.
You joke but I did that with Pasaana unironically. Making the saber blue isn’t indefensible either.
- Time
- Post link
The comment section here has a good one.
Luke: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
Vader: Aw, look at little Skywalker Jr… Gonna cry?
https://fakeyou.com/tts/result/TR:1ymtb8ckb5r50ctvtxf15m75nc3pk
“No one is born ugly, we just live in a judgmental society.”- Kim Namjoon
- Time
- Post link
It needs work but it’s on the right track. You get a different delivery every time you generate a line, and sometimes it’s best to spell it a little weirdly to get the pronunciation you want.
- Time
- Post link
Painstakingly rotoscope Luke’s saber in RotJ to be blue again.
To make it easier to see, change Tattooine’s sky to green.
But only in scenes where the lightsabre is visible in order to match the new palace doors which are only three times the size on the outside.
- Time
- Post link
Add a subtitle for Greedo when he says “Maclunkey”:
“I miss my wife, Han. I miss her a lot. I’ll be back.”
Tarkin preparing to fire the Death Star:
“I’ve come to make an announcement…”
…Or you can go the Futurama route and have him say, “Good news everyone!” instead.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
- Time
- (Edited)
- Post link
Using audio clips from Marriage Story and About Time, imply Kylo and Hux are going through a messy divorce in TLJ.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
- Time
- Post link
That would be golden, and the fangirls would be all over it.
- Time
- Post link
We need to make the reason for the divorce Kylo’s infatuation with Rey.
- Time
- Post link
Replace Ian McDiarmid’s face with the face of an 18-month old toddler.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
- Time
- Post link
Change Greedo’s subtitles to state that he’s a good guy and he and Han are actually friends. Trim shots of Han unholstering his gun and shooting, but add new insert shot of a drink getting knocked over. After Han throws some coins to Wuher and says “Sorry about the mess,” dub in a new Greedo line and subtitle saying “Thank you for covering that Han, I owe you for next time.”
Oh my god, I want to see this! LOL
Attack of the Clones: Alternate Timeline Edit Thread:
https://originaltrilogy.com/topic/SSWRs-Attack-of-the-Clones-Alternate-Timeline-Edit/id/66888
- Time
- Post link
They should make it so when you watch Star Wars it gives you free food
Reading R + L ≠ J theories
- Time
- Post link
Okay Willy Wonka.
- Time
- Post link
Splice this scene into the Endor ground battle, as a conversation between a Rebel commando and his commanding officer, who’s high on Death Sticks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibLLLhhFywA
But we can’t turn back. Fear is their greatest defense. I doubt if the actual security there is any greater than it was on Aquilae or Sullust. And what there is is most likely directed towards a large-scale assault.
- Time
- Post link
Splice this scene into the Endor ground battle, as a conversation between a Rebel commando and his commanding officer, who’s high on Death Sticks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibLLLhhFywA
Is that Mitchell and Webb I see? You have excellent taste!
Speaking of those two, re-edit the entire “I find your lack of faith disturbing” scene in ANH so that it’s the “Are we the baddies?” skit. Leave the rest of the film as is.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.