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When Palpatine gets electrocuted in RotS, digitally alter his face so that instead of getting deformed, he has Joker makeup materialize on his face. He then has the Joker makeup for the rest of the saga.
To go along with this change, edit Palpatine’s line “For a safe and secure society” to just “For a society.”
This kind of happened but with his voice. Haha
I can’t believe I’ve never seen this before. This is hilarious.
But we can’t turn back. Fear is their greatest defense. I doubt if the actual security there is any greater than it was on Aquilae or Sullust. And what there is is most likely directed towards a large-scale assault.
Add clouds coming out of Vader’s mask, because his suit is a massive THC vape
Reading R + L ≠ J theories
Add clouds coming out of Vader’s mask, because his suit is a massive THC vape
Every time the clouds appear, insert Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg’s “The Next Episode” into the soundtrack.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
Reading R + L ≠ J theories
epic reveal: Vader was on weed the whole time
Vader’s mouth is bleeding as he dies.
epic reveal: Vader was on weed the whole time
Makes perfect sense. Anakin always seemed to be high on something starting with Episode II.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
Substitute all mentions of “the dark side” for “poopyhead” instead.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
Replace all the lightsaber clashing sounds effects with alternating sound clips of “stir” and “whip” from the Holiday special. As the duel gets faster and more intense, so does the stirring and whipping and stirring and whipping and whipping and whipping and stirring.
You see, cooking can be fun.
Edit: In fact, just digitally alter General Grievous into Gormaanda.
But we can’t turn back. Fear is their greatest defense. I doubt if the actual security there is any greater than it was on Aquilae or Sullust. And what there is is most likely directed towards a large-scale assault.
When Anakin puts down his tablet in Revenge of the Sith, the Dark Souls “YOU DIED” sound can be faintly heard in the background, implying that Anakin is rage-quitting to further emphasize him giving into anger.
My preferred Skywalker Saga experience:
I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX
Replace Duel of the Fates with Ryan George’s rendition.
General Grievous voices by the Tourette’s Guy.
As the death star prepares to fire on Alderaan, edit in real world footage of violent atrocities being committed on the planet’s surface in order to make it more understandable that the empire would want to destroy them.
I still think about the last sentence of this one and laugh.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
Add the entirety of Episodes I-VI as a recap to the start of Episode VII.
With the Dragon Ball Z recap music
Add the entirety of Episodes I-VI as a recap to the start of Episode VII.
With the Dragon Ball Z recap music
Have Seth Rogen laugh in the background.
I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.
Star Wars has 3 eras: The eras are 1977-1983(pre Expanded Universe), (1983-2014) expanded universe, or (2014- now) Disney-bought version. Each are valid.
Important voice tool:
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1472151/action/topic#1472151
Re-edit all the lightsaber duels to be slow af and interspersed with flashbacks, as a nod to Naruto.
In the opera scene, when Anakin says “The Jedi think selflessly, only of others,” add a phoneme so Palpatine replies “And the Jedi donut.” Rotoscope a large donut into the centre of the Jedi Council scenes earlier, so that it sounds like Palpatine is reminding Anakin of an important piece of Jedi doctrine.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
Every time a lightsaber fight occurs, replace John Williams’ score with music from Barry White to make the battles more emotionally stirring.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
In the opera scene, when Anakin says “The Jedi think selflessly, only of others,” add a phoneme so Palpatine replies “And the Jedi donut.” Rotoscope a large donut into the centre of the Jedi Council scenes earlier, so that it sounds like Palpatine is reminding Anakin of an important piece of Jedi doctrine.
Now I’m picturing Mace Windu and company getting all excited when Anakin brings everyone donuts.
Episode IX
THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren has traveled to Mustafar in search of a hidden power that would allow him to destroy any threat to his rule over the First Order.
Guarded by the fearsome creature THE WEBBISH BOG, the elusive Sith Wayfinder would lead the way to their homeworld.
With the Webbish Bog’s warning about Kylo Ren discovering his true self on the path ahead, he has begun to slaughter the Wayfinder’s ancient guardians…
Episode IX
THE RISE OF SKYWALKERSupreme Leader Kylo Ren has traveled to Mustafar in search of a hidden power that would allow him to destroy any threat to his rule over the First Order.
Guarded by the fearsome creature THE WEBBISH BOG, the elusive Sith Wayfinder would lead the way to their homeworld.
With the Webbish Bog’s warning about Kylo Ren discovering his true self on the path ahead, he has begun to slaughter the Wayfinder’s ancient guardians…
Ah, the old [footage missing] workaround!
reylo?
I don’t get it
He’s adding a deleted scene we don’t have to the crawl.