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“Anakin is the father, isn’t he? …I’m so sorry.”
Jedi Rocks plays over murdered Separatist corpses and Anakin crying
“Anakin is the father, isn’t he? …I’m so sorry.”
Jedi Rocks plays over murdered Separatist corpses and Anakin crying
Anakin is the father, isn’t he? I’m so sorry, that baby’s gonna be ugly as hell
Reading R + L ≠ J theories
Anakin is the father, isn’t he? I’m Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Makes me wonder where Jedi Rocks could be edited into each of the movies, as an audio-only alteration.
So many suggestions and no mention of the cantina scene from ANH?
It’s not horrible of a option to make this thread.
Anakin is the father, isn’t he? I’m Obi-Wan Kenobi.
“Obi-Wan Kenobi is the father, isn’t he?”
(Repurpose Bail flying away in the speeder)
(Distant) “I’m so sorry!”
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
A fresh iteration of Jedi Rocks begins, and plays to completion, every time a saber is ignited. They very often overlap.
The score for ROTS is just overlapping instances of Jedi Rocks.
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)
Edit the final dogfight of TROS so it looks like the thousands of ships are attacking the Star Destroyers by urinating on them.
Pryde: “Where did they get all these fighter craft? They have no navy!”
Officer: “It’s not a navy, sir. It’s just pee”
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
“Where is Padme? Is she safe? Is she alright?”
“It seems in your drunkenness, you had sex with Obi-Wan in front of her.”
“I… I couldn’t have. She was unconscious! I felt it!”
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
This is the story of one man taking over the Galaxy and those who fought against him.
This is the story of me playing DayZ, getting really good loot, bullying everyone on the server, and then dying.
Reading R + L ≠ J theories
Add a sex scene to TLJ when Rey sees Kylo shirtless. They don’t need to be in the same room thanks to their Force chat ability.
This is the story of one man taking over the Galaxy and those who fought against him.
“It’s Arrested Development.”
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
Add a laugh track to all nine movies.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
R2-D2 has a tattoo.
Rewrite all the title crawls and credits in Aurebesh.
R2-D2 has a tattoo.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
“There’s been no one for so long. Who are you?”
“Bond. James Bond.”
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
I like the idea that Luke’s X-Wing helmet has a Star Wars logo sticker.
“Who are you?”
“Rey.”
“Rey who?”
“I don’t have any family.”
“Rey…Solo.”
All scenes taking place on Tatooine are dubbed into Tunisian Arabic, then subtitled into Standard Arabic, French, and English (in that order).
Let a thousand stars shine 'til we all burn out!
Change Obi-Wan’s Krayt Dragon call in ANH to a Godzilla roar.
Use both krayt dragon roars at the same time. Or maybe a pokemon cry.
Change Obi-Wan’s Krayt Dragon call in ANH to a Godzilla roar.
I’m losing my shit over this one.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
Maybe he doesn’t roar at all; maybe he does an Anakin Skywalker impression to scare them off.
You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?
Change Obi-Wan’s Krayt Dragon call in ANH to a Godzilla roar.
Or DMX’s X Gon’ Give it to Ya. You know, to be hip with millennials.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.