Autotune Owen as he calls for Luke in the morning after the binary sunset scene.
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
Use vocal synthesis to change half of the Stormtrooper voices in the OT to Temuera Morrison. Not all of them. Just half. (I’m actually kind of surprised George never did something like this.)
Or better yet, go further and do the same thing with the ST. As well as deepfaking John Boyega’s face and voice to make him Temuera Morrison instead.
Replace ROTS’ soundtrack with a combination of I am Machine by Three Days Grace and their album One X, in order to really give it that edgy feel.
Not Three Days Grace, but what about Paralyzer for Order 66?
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Replace ROTS’ soundtrack with a combination of I am Machine by Three Days Grace and their album One X, in order to really give it that edgy feel.
Not Three Days Grace, but what about Paralyzer for Order 66?
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
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Replace ROTS’ soundtrack with a combination of I am Machine by Three Days Grace and their album One X, in order to really give it that edgy feel.
Not Three Days Grace, but what about Paralyzer for Order 66?
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
The Rise of Stroke-haver
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
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As the Emperor falls down the reactor in ROTJ, have him scream, “I WAS YOUR FATHER THIS WHOLE TIME, LUKE!” before he implodes.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
Add the Simon and Garfunkel song “Baby Driver” to the theatrically soundtrackless podracing scene, to tie the concept of racing to foreshadowing Anakin and Padme’s relationship in the next two films.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
Phasma has a quirk of leaving off parts of words.
“You’re making a big steak.”
“Who told you to move that helmet.”
“This was his first fence.”
“Cute.”
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
Phasma has a quirk of leaving off parts of words.
“You’re making a big steak.”
“Who told you to move that helmet.”
“This was his first fence.”
“Cute.”
“Execution by ass is too good for them.”
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
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Expand on Greedo shooting first by taking out and re-editing all of Han Solo’s most cold-blooded and badass moments so that he’s a nicer person.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
Add the Simon and Garfunkel song “Baby Driver” to the theatrically soundtrackless podracing scene, to tie the concept of racing to foreshadowing Anakin and Padme’s relationship in the next two films.
Wait, Simon and Garfunkel wrote a song based on a 10s heist blockbuster? Next you’re gonna tell me they did a cover of Hazy Shade of Winter or something.
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Every time there’s an slightly romantic scene, “Freek’n You” by Jodeci plays in the background
Delete the entire movie and watch Kieślowski’s Three Colours trilogy instead. But when it reaches the runtime for Star Wars, stop watching.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
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Replace Force with Schwartz
“Because you are a PalpaWalker?”
Replace Force with Schwartz
I’ve been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again at last… And I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
Replace every “I’ve got a bad feeling about this” with “dattebayo”.
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Redub and deepfake Palpatine in TROS to now be Snoke’s mother.
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.
Redub and deepfake Palpatine in TROS to now be Snoke’s mother.
“Come to the darkside, Rey… Grandma made cookies.”
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Well, that’s a sight I can’t unsee.
“Because you are a PalpaWalker?”
Re-dub all of Threepio’s lines with an AI trained to imitate Youtuber Scott The Woz.
You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?
When Rey tries to use the jedi mind trick on the stormtrooper in TFA, add in this song and give Rey a lip sync to the lyrics.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eTI8hgWJh-I
This way, we can better understand just how bad she is at using the force.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
Concerning female Palpatine, they actually considered making Snoke female (I wish they had).
I love th idea of Scott the Woz 3PO.
Do not DM me for edits. Whatever you’re looking for I don’t have it.
Re-dub all of Threepio’s lines with an AI trained to imitate Youtuber Scott The Woz.
Redub Artoo with AVGN.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
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