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Worst Edit Ideas — Page 83

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Use vocal synthesis to change half of the Stormtrooper voices in the OT to Temuera Morrison. Not all of them. Just half. (I’m actually kind of surprised George never did something like this.)

Or better yet, go further and do the same thing with the ST. As well as deepfaking John Boyega’s face and voice to make him Temuera Morrison instead.

But we can’t turn back. Fear is their greatest defense. I doubt if the actual security there is any greater than it was on Aquilae or Sullust. And what there is is most likely directed towards a large-scale assault.

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JackNapier said:

Replace ROTS’ soundtrack with a combination of I am Machine by Three Days Grace and their album One X, in order to really give it that edgy feel.

Not Three Days Grace, but what about Paralyzer for Order 66?

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Anakin Starkiller said:

JackNapier said:

Replace ROTS’ soundtrack with a combination of I am Machine by Three Days Grace and their album One X, in order to really give it that edgy feel.

Not Three Days Grace, but what about Paralyzer for Order 66?

I think this is the obvious choice for Anakin marching on the Temple and the clones executing Order 66.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars

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CaptainFaraday said:

Anakin Starkiller said:

JackNapier said:

Replace ROTS’ soundtrack with a combination of I am Machine by Three Days Grace and their album One X, in order to really give it that edgy feel.

Not Three Days Grace, but what about Paralyzer for Order 66?

I think this is the obvious choice for Anakin marching on the Temple and the clones executing Order 66.

Wrong. Everyone knows this is the true choice.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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As the Emperor falls down the reactor in ROTJ, have him scream, “I WAS YOUR FATHER THIS WHOLE TIME, LUKE!” before he implodes.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Add the Simon and Garfunkel song “Baby Driver” to the theatrically soundtrackless podracing scene, to tie the concept of racing to foreshadowing Anakin and Padme’s relationship in the next two films.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars

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Phasma has a quirk of leaving off parts of words.

“You’re making a big steak.”

“Who told you to move that helmet.”

“This was his first fence.”

“Cute.”

My stance on revising fan edits.

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Hal 9000 said:

Phasma has a quirk of leaving off parts of words.

“You’re making a big steak.”

“Who told you to move that helmet.”

“This was his first fence.”

“Cute.”

“Execution by ass is too good for them.”

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars

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Expand on Greedo shooting first by taking out and re-editing all of Han Solo’s most cold-blooded and badass moments so that he’s a nicer person.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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CaptainFaraday said:

Add the Simon and Garfunkel song “Baby Driver” to the theatrically soundtrackless podracing scene, to tie the concept of racing to foreshadowing Anakin and Padme’s relationship in the next two films.

Wait, Simon and Garfunkel wrote a song based on a 10s heist blockbuster? Next you’re gonna tell me they did a cover of Hazy Shade of Winter or something.

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Every time there’s an slightly romantic scene, “Freek’n You” by Jodeci plays in the background

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Replace Force with Schwartz

“Because you are a PalpaWalker?”

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jarbear said:

Replace Force with Schwartz

I’ve been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again at last… And I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Replace every “I’ve got a bad feeling about this” with “dattebayo”.

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Well, that’s a sight I can’t unsee.

“Because you are a PalpaWalker?”

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Re-dub all of Threepio’s lines with an AI trained to imitate Youtuber Scott The Woz.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?

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When Rey tries to use the jedi mind trick on the stormtrooper in TFA, add in this song and give Rey a lip sync to the lyrics.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eTI8hgWJh-I

This way, we can better understand just how bad she is at using the force.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Concerning female Palpatine, they actually considered making Snoke female (I wish they had).

I love th idea of Scott the Woz 3PO.