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Digitally insert footage of Luke from the Mandalorian into TLJ.
Ah.
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)
Palpatine speaks German, but only in TROS. Also 3PO when he recites the dagger inscription.
Replace all of John Williams’ scores from all nine films with kazoo covers. Starting with this one:
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
Don’t remove Rey’s Fourth Line.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
Digitally insert trash all over the streets, open sewage lines, add insert shots of people pinching their noses when they go outdoors.
Probably belongs in the Best Edit Ideas thread, as this may actually benefit the setting.
Digitally insert trash all over the streets, open sewage lines, add insert shots of people pinching their noses when they go outdoors.
Probably belongs in the Best Edit Ideas thread, as this may actually benefit the setting.
Well, ANH was notable for being quite a grimy-looking universe, rather than the crisp and gleaming settings that were in fashion for sci-fi cinema in the 70s. Let’s make these changes to every planet visited, and add some bin chickens making a mess.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
Bin chickens, you say?
CaptainFaraday, you wouldn’t happen to live in Australia would you? 😮
Digitally insert footage of Luke from the Mandalorian into TLJ.
Bin chickens, you say?
CaptainFaraday, you wouldn’t happen to live in Australia would you? 😮
Edit: wait I thought you phrased it “wouldn’t happen to be Australian,” now my gif doesn’t work, have this one that doesn’t play properly instead
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
Haha we have a bit of a joke on this forum’s Discord that there seems to be an unusual amount of Aussies active on the server. Nice to find another one here.
Does anyone have the scene of C-3PO farewelling his friends that they could send to me?
Well that depends, I ain’t setting foot in New South Wales. (Joking!)
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
Well that depends, I ain’t setting foot in New South Wales. (Joking!)
Victoria is where I’m at. NSW is gross.
But to answer your question about the C-3PO scene:
Victoria is where I’m at. NSW is gross.
But to answer your question about the C-3PO scene:
I’m thinking of the bit where he stares at them and Poe asks what he’s doing, then he says he’s farewelling his friends.
Obviously, it’s for a very good and useful editing change, which is why I’m asking in this thread.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
Haha we have a bit of a joke on this forum’s Discord that there seems to be an unusual amount of Aussies active on the server. Nice to find another one here.
At this point I’m tempted to start assuming everyone here’s Australian by default.
I hit a kangaroo on the way to work while trying to eat vegemite and got hit by a boomerang when I got out of the car (on the left side of the dust road).
I hit a kangaroo on the way to work while trying to eat vegemite and got hit by a boomerang when I got out of the car (on the left side of the dust road).
Hopefully it was just your mate playing funny buggers to distract you while tryna bum a durry off ya and not some bogan on ice planning to glass you.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
You know my Aussie friend told me the magpies go for the eyes.
You know my Aussie friend told me the magpies go for the eyes.
Yes! Exactly why I’ll always wear sunglasses bike riding in Spring. Had far too many close calls…
Litt-le buggahs!
Insert Yello’s “Oh Yeah” to the scene where Luke and Leia kiss in ESB.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
Replace John William’s music from Revenge of the Sith with Music from Final Fantasy VII Advent Children.
Replace John Williams’ music from all nine movies with Wagner’s Ring Cycle.
Wait, I’d actually watch that.
Still belongs in this thread though.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
Replace all of John Williams’s music with a low-pitched droning sound
Reading R + L ≠ J theories
Replace all of Williams’ music with Undertale music. Why Undertale? Because I saw a video once that did that and it was just incredible how inappropriate it felt.
Also, Holdo talks about a sick triceratops.
Ellie Sattler is actually Holdo who was esploded through hyperspace in a million drops of blood and one of these was slurped up by a mosquito on ancient Earth and trapped in amber, then grown in a test tube by Hammond as his first experiment after which she was adopted at an early age and by happenstance took an interest in paleobotany and had the opportunity to visit Isla Nublar. This is the opening crawl to TROS, the rest of which has been replaced by Jurassic Park. Thus it comes to be that Spielberg directs a Star Wars movie.
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)