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The Last Jedi deprecation thread

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Why was this topic locked?

There are already enough TLJ threads on here where TLJ has been criticised.

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Please post here if you have negative things to say about TLJ Star Wars. Shitting on this thread and me as a person is allowed. Positive comments are allowed, but don’t get too positive. Backhanded compliments are allowed and encouraged.

Discussion about the decapitations in various Star Wars media is also allowed.

Discussion about the depreciation of Star Wars is allowed too.

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I shouldn’t have made this thread.

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I like the idea of a TLJ deprecation thread, but I won’t accept one as legitimate until it’s years from now and I am the OP.

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Jeebus said:

I shouldn’t have made this thread.

Probably not.

Would you like it deleted?

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Jeebus, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish in the eyes of others.

Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.

I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other.

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rodneyfaile said:

The Last Jedi is excellent!

Better issue an immediate temp ban.

(Yes I know this is slightly more ridiculous than what happened in the other thread. Slightly.

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Possessed said:

rodneyfaile said:

The Last Jedi is excellent!

Better issue an immediate temp ban.

(Yes I know this is slightly more ridiculous than what happened in the other thread. Slightly.

Knock it off, thank you.

A little patience goes a long way on this old-school Rebel base. If you are having issues finding what you are looking for, these will be of some help…

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“That’s how we’re gonna win. Not fighting what we hate; saving what we love.”

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So the movie was worth more previously but has lost value over time?

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No, that would be the The Last Jedi depreciation thread. Although, now that I think about it, maybe that needs to be a thread too. Perhaps even a The Last Jedi decapitation thread.

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The Last Jedi gets better the more you watch it, so that’s the opposite of depreciation. I think one of the Praetorian Guards was decapitated, but I don’t think it needs a thread.

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rodneyfaile said:

The Last Jedi gets better the more you watch it, so that’s the opposite of depreciation. I think one of the Praetorian Guards was decapitated, but I don’t think it needs a thread.

And if I can’t force myself into watching the movie for the second time? I mean I watch the prequels almost every year, but I really hate the idea of watching TLJ for a second time.

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rodneyfaile said:

The Last Jedi gets better the more you watch it

Sorry, can’t make it into a second viewing more than 20 minutes without wanting to smack my head against a wall so I wouldn’t know.

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Ok, I’ll try to be deprecating.

Han speaks poor Shyriiwook.

Solo is the worst of the Disney era Star Wars movies.

(The Disney era Star Wars movies are several orders of magnitude better than the prequels though, so there’s that.)

I tried. That’s the best I can do. (worst?)

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Han speaks poor Shyriiwook.

Solo is the worst of the Disney era Star Wars movies.

THE LAST JEDI Deprecation Thread”

better than

no positive comments.

You’re not being correctly hateful, in the correct way, I’m afraid.

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I can’t even bothered to watch TLJ!

The Person in Question

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The only fault fault of the movie is that it is incredibly dark. Really dark and uncomfortable. For the whole movie all are fleeing from extinction. And the conclusion is that not all of them are dead, just most of them.

My darkness/desperation ranking:

  1. The last Jedi
  2. Rogue One
  3. The Empire strikes back
  4. Star Wars (Alderaan explosion)
  5. The force awakens (Senat planet explosion, otherwise rather an adventure funride)
  6. The return of the Jedi (all the songs, the Jabba “muppet“ scenes and the funny Ewoks take a lot of darkness out of the otherwise dark Skywalker family drama)

I cannot judge the prequels because they make me desperate for the wrong reasons and I don’t judge Solo because I have not seen it yet.

“People who alter or destroy works of art and our cultural heritage for profit or as an exercise of power are barbarians”

“In the future it will become even easier for old negatives to become lost and be “replaced” by new altered negatives. This would be a great loss to our society. Our cultural history must not be allowed to be rewritten.” --George Lucas on March 3, 1988

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I hate everything Star Wars.

Am I doing it right?

Ceci n’est pas une signature.

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That’s the The Star Wars deprecation thread.