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suspiciouscoffee’s signature said:

an irredeemable, hellbound faggot

*sigh*

I’ve come to hate checking Off Topic over the past few days.

darth_ender said:

I’ve come to hate checking Off Topic over the past few days.

ouch. I am sorry to see this.

darth_ender said:

I’ve come to hate checking Off Topic over the past few days.

Yep. I’ve only been skimming a couple threads when I open them now, just so I can see when the toxicity dies down so I don’t have 15 pages of people being assholes to each other to sift through if I just ignored them for days.

You have a wife, so there’s that. You don’t need too many friends as long as you’re happy with the people you have.

Yes, be glad you have a wife, some of us are not that lucky.

I was gonna say “wrong thread” but the right thread is still locked…which doesn’t make much sense.

I have a burgeoning headache, and my recent forays into the Invisible Thread have done nothing to curb it.

moviefreakedmind said:

I have no wife, no kids, no friends and a pretty severe head and stomach ailment. I got you all beat!

I’m bald, I’m unemployed, and I live with my parents.

I always pictured you with black hair (and a bad haircut).

It’s only a bad haircut on anyone who isn’t Leonard Nimoy (or a reasonable facsimile thereof).

I actually do have a haircut similar to Spock’s at times. I can’t control where my hair will go.

Handman said:

I actually do have a haircut similar to Spock’s at times. I can’t control where my hair will go.

But you can control where it doesn’t go.

Some people don’t look good with longer hair. What you do is buzz it off but leave the guard on a full inch. Long enough to where it doesn’t look like a buzz cut and it looks good on everybody.

I cannot control my hair. It does what it wants each day. I have some kind of thing where the hair will be a certain way no matter what.