P.S.: number 4’s title is hilarious 😄
Ah yes, “The Fart Awakens And Stinks up The Galaxy Far Far Away” is quite the comedic gem.
…Says the guy who made “The Ridiculous Menace”, “Attack Of The Ridiculousness” and “Revenge of the Ridiculousness” 😃
Fart jokes are bottom of the barrel humor. Those edits you mention are somewhat above fart jokes in lots of peoples opinions. how much higher is a matter of opinion, but they aren’t fart jokes.
Actually, I liked that title not because of the fart joke, but because of how it twisted both the original title and the iconic “in a galaxy far far away”…
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Actually, I liked that title not because of the fart joke, but because of how it twisted both the original title and the iconic “in a galaxy far far away”…
I can’t decide if this is better or worse.
P.S.: number 4’s title is hilarious 😄
Ah yes, “The Fart Awakens And Stinks up The Galaxy Far Far Away” is quite the comedic gem.
…Says the guy who made “The Ridiculous Menace”, “Attack Of The Ridiculousness” and “Revenge of the Ridiculousness” 😃
Also the guy who fanedited Austin Powers to remove the fart jokes, among other things. 😉
Where were you in '77?
- “Why should I give a crap what loonies on the IMDB think? The only thing worse is youtube comments.”
I guess the message boards being closed down didn’t impede things over there very much.
Well they are correct. Whether that warrants caring or not, is up to each person of course.
I still don’t give a crap. We have enough opinions here without importing them from one of the worst sites for such things.
Where were you in '77?
7 of the last 10 reviews on IMDB:
- “The Worst of the Very Worst, Should be Forbidden”
- “This Movie Is Stupid”
- “Leaves A Lot To Be Desired”
- “The Fart Awakens And Stinks up The Galaxy Far Far Away”
- “So bad I had to create a review account”
- “Imagine if someone gave you money for presenting someone else’s work/script/idea”
- “Not terrible, not great either”
Which one is your favorite?
7, because unlike most of the others, it avoids histrionics.
Yeah but Alderaan doesn’t believe in being non-histrionic.
I’ve said many times that it’s not the worst movie ever.
I even liked it for 20 or 30 minutes.
Well I’d hate to see how much time you spend shitting on something you actually hate then.
P.S.: number 4’s title is hilarious 😄
Ah yes, “The Fart Awakens And Stinks up The Galaxy Far Far Away” is quite the comedic gem.
Reminds me of middle school when there was a partner costume contest and my friend and I went as Holmes and Watson, and there were several other great costume like Doc and Marty from BTTF, but the judge, a coach, gave the award to two kids, one in a yellow shirt, the other with a brown shirt, representing urine and feces. He said they were “original” and “hilarious.”
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Well I’d hate to see how much time you spend shitting on something you actually hate then.
It’s still pretty bad though.
I’ve said many times that it’s not the worst movie ever.
Well it might actually be the worst. To be honest, if I was forced to re-watch either AOTC or TFA, I would pick AOTC.
真実
P.S.: number 4’s title is hilarious 😄
Ah yes, “The Fart Awakens And Stinks up The Galaxy Far Far Away” is quite the comedic gem.
Reminds me of middle school when there was a partner costume contest and my friend and I went as Holmes and Watson, and there were several other great costume like Doc and Marty from BTTF, but the judge, a coach, gave the award to two kids, one in a yellow shirt, the other with a brown shirt, representing urine and feces. He said they were “original” and “hilarious.”
lol
Coaches…
Man, I hate [[The Force Awakens]] ! It’s such a bad movie! Oh wait, here’s a movie website with some of the most notoriously toxic users on the planet, and there’s a bunch of bad reviews! This supports my opinion that the movie is terrible! What’s that? The average conglomerated review score is fairly decent and doesn’t reflect my hand-picked stack of reviews? No, that’s wrong! It’s a bad movie! Disney shilled those reviews! Nobody but an idiot could actually like that film! Here’s my million-page list of reasons the movie sucks! Prove me wrong! /s
What, a man builds a giant mound of dirt in his house and you aren’t entertained?
Man, I hate [[The Force Awakens]] ! It’s such a bad movie! Oh wait, here’s a movie website with some of the most notoriously toxic users on the planet, and there’s a bunch of bad reviews! This supports my opinion that the movie is terrible! What’s that? The average conglomerated review score is fairly decent and doesn’t reflect my hand-picked stack of reviews? No, that’s wrong! It’s a bad movie! Disney shilled those reviews! Nobody but an idiot could actually like that film! Here’s my million-page list of reasons the movie sucks! Prove me wrong! /s
Brilliantly concise and accurate 😃
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Man, I hate [[The Force Awakens]]
There’s no need for brackets. Everyone knows what movie you’re talking about.
That’s the best you’ve got?
Man, I hate [[The Force Awakens]] ! It’s such a bad movie! Oh wait, here’s a movie website with some of the most notoriously toxic users on the planet, and there’s a bunch of bad reviews! This supports my opinion that the movie is terrible! What’s that? The average conglomerated review score is fairly decent and doesn’t reflect my hand-picked stack of reviews? No, that’s wrong! It’s a bad movie! Disney shilled those reviews! Nobody but an idiot could actually like that film! Here’s my million-page list of reasons the movie sucks! Prove me wrong! /s
If only Smoking Lizard was around to read this. . . .
That’s the best you’ve got?
You should put extra question marks and/or exclamation points next time, for emphasis.
That’s the best you’ve got?
You should put extra question marks and/or exclamation points next time, for emphasis.
That’s the second best you’ve got.
😄 This thread is turning more and more into “The Force Awakens: Official Reviews & Reviewers Review Thread”.
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THE SAME SCRIPT AWAKENS
EXT. SPACE, 30 YEARS AFTER ROTJ
Rey is Luke. Finn is funny. Poe should be dead, but I liked Oscar Isaac - we’ll keep him.
It’s the same plot as A NEW HOPE, but with Han as Old Ben - the mentor figure. Rey lives on Tatooi- Jakku, a desert planet, and her father is Anaki- Uhm, Obi-Wan, but we’ll keep that info until EP 8. There is a new deathstar, but BIG DUFFERENCE: it is much more enormouser!!! Gigantic!
The new villain is unsure yet, but I might have to write him myself… booting! I might ask George for ideas!
The movie ends pretty much the same way as ANH, but I WANT BIG LIGHTSABER FIGHT IN END! I WANT THE MOVIE TO FEEL NEW!!
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
The Ancient Lore
Kenobi: A Star Wars Story
Harry Potter Revisited
Game of Thrones Film Edits
Titanic Restructured
… and more.
THE SAME SCRIPT AWAKENS
EXT. SPACE, 30 YEARS AFTER ROTJ
Rey is Luke. Finn is funny. Poe should be dead, but I liked Oscar Isaac - we’ll keep him.It’s the same plot as A NEW HOPE, but with Han as Old Ben - the mentor figure. Rey lives on Tatooi- Jakku, a desert planet, and her father is Anaki- Uhm, Obi-Wan, but we’ll keep that info until EP 8. There is a new deathstar, but BIG DUFFERENCE: it is much more enormouser!!! Gigantic!
The new villain is unsure yet, but I might have to write him himself… bleh, boooring! I’ll ask George for ideas on this one!
The movie ends pretty much the same way as ANH, but I WANT BIG LIGHTSABER FIGHT IN END! I WANT THE MOVIE TO FEEL NEW!!
I found J.J’s first script draft while traveling through Disneyland yesterday. It was inside his car. I broke into it.
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
The Ancient Lore
Kenobi: A Star Wars Story
Harry Potter Revisited
Game of Thrones Film Edits
Titanic Restructured
… and more.
Well there goes my hopes that you wouldn’t be of the impscum/Alderaan/Mala variety…
At least we have people like Ray and John Doom who are able to criticize the film in a mature manner.
THE SAME SCRIPT AWAKENS
EXT. SPACE, 30 YEARS AFTER ROTJ
Rey is Luke. Finn is funny. Poe should be dead, but I liked Oscar Isaac - we’ll keep him.It’s the same plot as A NEW HOPE, but with Han as Old Ben - the mentor figure. Rey lives on Tatooi- Jakku, a desert planet, and her father is Anaki- Uhm, Obi-Wan, but we’ll keep that info until EP 8. There is a new deathstar, but BIG DUFFERENCE: it is much more enormouser!!! Gigantic!
The new villain is unsure yet, but I might have to write him myself… booting! I might ask George for ideas!
The movie ends pretty much the same way as ANH, but I WANT BIG LIGHTSABER FIGHT IN END! I WANT THE MOVIE TO FEEL NEW!!
How ironic. Calling TFA a rehash of ANH, while rehashing every single damn critic online. You could’ve at least tried.
“That said, there is nothing wrong with mocking prequel lovers and belittling their bad taste.” - Alderaan, 2017
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