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The top 10 places for George to insert a Jar Jar death scene in the OT

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There have been way too many changes to the OT. But what if Lucas could please the millions of Jar Jar haters by insterting a Jar Jar death scene into one of the films. Here are the top 10 places Jar Jar could die in the OT.....

10-As an x-wing pilot in place of Porkins
9- Being the Wampa's meal while Luke hangs upside down
8-shown in the cockpit of the AT AT that is tripped and blown up on Hoth
7- As the Rancor's meal in place of the Gamorian Guard
6- Replacing Han's tauntaun on Hoth, freezing to death and providing Luke with his shelter
5- replacing Greedo in the Mos Eisley scene with Han
4-In one of the other garbage chutes, gets squished after Luke and the gang are saved
3-shown on Alderaan just before it blows up
2-Instead of Boba Fett going overboard into Sarlacc, Jar Jar is the one knocked in by Han Solo
1-In place of Admiral Ozzel, gets whacked by Vader's force choke
George Lucas was seduced by the dark side. The OOT ceased to exist in his mind and became the Special Editions...." "They're more maching now than movies. Twisted and evil."
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^ no option for Jar Jar to fall from one those towers shortly after shouting 'Weesa free!' on ROJ then? - I'm sure MagnoliaFan or ADigitalMan could do it...


cool sig, btw

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That's not Jar Jar, it's a different gungan
"A Jedi can feel the force flow through him".
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There's one good way to do it:

"I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to rescue you!"
"Who?"
"I'm with Ben Kenobi, come on!"
"Ben Kenobi where is he?"

*luke and leia exit the cell, the door closes*

*camera pans to the right, Jar Jar is just sitting there*

JarJar: "So, uh... what meesa should do? Meessa should wait here? Is Annie's son gonna rescue JarJar too? Hello? (Echoes) Hello?? Anyone?"


So it's obvious he dies in the Death Star explosion.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Jar Jar in the cell block? Very funny!!!

here's another one

Jar Jar
Mesa deatha star isa da mosta powaful tingy ina da universe!

Vader
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force.

Jar Jar
Dontsa lecta mesa on da forca Ani. Your sad devotion to da midichlorians hasa not ledda to da hidden fortress. Or given yousa powa to sava people from death. Nosa, itsa gotsa yousa in deep doodoo...

(Vader begins to force choke Jar Jar, who turns dark blue and then purple)

Vader
I find you lack of faith disturbing

Jar Jar plops over dead

Vader
And that's for calling me Ani! What's next on the agenda?

Tarkin
We will crush the Rebellion with one swift stroke!
George Lucas was seduced by the dark side. The OOT ceased to exist in his mind and became the Special Editions...." "They're more maching now than movies. Twisted and evil."
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Briefing for the Endor battle:

"Many (dubbed)GUNGANS(dubbed) died to get this information..."

*Quick cut to JarJar's rotting corpse in the grass somewhere, with flies all over it. Cut back to ROTJ. *
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Yeah, I could see that cutaway with Jar-Jar in revolutionary war uniform clutching a flag and falling over like one of Lieutenant Dan's ancestors in Forrest Gump.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: JennyS1138


5- replacing Greedo in the Mos Eisley scene with Han


Only acceptable if Han shoots first.

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Han would definetly shoot first. It would go something like.......

Jar Jar
Yousa goin somewha Sowo?

Han
Yes, I was just about to see your boss.

Jar Jar
Yousa giva me da loot den

Han
I don't have it with me. Tell Jabba

Jar Jar
Don'tsa mess wit me Han Sowo. Ifsa yousa dont give me da money then mesa gonna kick some butt!

Han
Over my dead body

Jar Jar
Ifsa yousa insist. Mesa been lookin a fowad to dis moment for a long time

Han
Yes, I bet you have

Jar Jar (putting his hands over his face)
Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Han shoots Jar Jar and the Gungan dies

Han
Sorry about the mess
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
Briefing for the Endor battle:

"Many (dubbed)GUNGANS(dubbed) died to get this information..."

*Quick cut to JarJar's rotting corpse in the grass somewhere, with flies all over it. Cut back to ROTJ. *


Brilliant!
George Lucas was seduced by the dark side. The OOT ceased to exist in his mind and became the Special Editions...." "They're more maching now than movies. Twisted and evil."
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jenny, i love your sig. It's a must for the cause. thanks
"A Jedi can feel the force flow through him".
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a serious play they coudl put it is in a shot of the senate being disolved, they can shoot him up then throw him off this flowing thingy
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Or you could have him get in the way of Obi-Wan and Vader's duel in Revenge of the Sith. "Ani! Obi! Yousa be frienden! Yousa not be fightin!" Then Anakin force levitates Jar Jar and throws him into the lava.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Luke is in the cave in Dagobah. Suddenly, a ghostly Darth Vader appears. Luke strikes him, decapitating it. Vader's head falls and the mask opens up, revealing it's true identity... JarJar.

JarJar: "Awww... Meessa was only trying to play with youssa luka, son of annie... With meessa new halloween costume... arrrghhh..."

Luke: "What?! JarJar!! Nooooooooo!"

Obi-Wan's voice: "Thank God that's finally dead. And you didn't want him to have weapons with him."

Yoda: "Quite you be. As Qui-Gon should you do, and remain silent forever and never appear."
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Lando: I’ve just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of here forever.
Door opens, revealing Vader, with Boba Fett on his left and Jar-Jar on his right.
Han shoots at Vader. Vader deflects the bolts.
Suddenly, Han’s gun flies from his hand into that of the Dark Lord. Vader turns around and shoots Jar-Jar himself.
Vader: We would be honored if you would join us for dinner. We have a real treat tonight. However, it will take a little time before it is ready. Have you ever prepared Roast Gungan, Fett?
Fett: Once or twice.
Vader: Recently?
Fett: Possibly.
Vader: Then you must know how long it will take.
Fett: About three hours.
Vader: Thank you for your time, Fett.
Fett: Always a pleasure to roast a Gungan.

Episode II: Shroud of the Dark Side

Emperor Jar-Jar
“Back when we made Star Wars, we just couldn’t make Palpatine as evil as we intended. Now, thanks to the miracles of technology, it is finally possible. Finally, I’ve created the movies that I originally imagined.” -George Lucas on the 2007 Extra Extra Special HD-DVD Edition

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Vader never called Boba fett by his name.

just plain old "bounty hunter".
"A Jedi can feel the force flow through him".
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Actually Mace Windu was supposed to be alive at the end of ROTS, also falling for the dark side, and this scene would be in the begining of ANH:

Mace Windu breaks into Jar Jar apartment, where he sits eating an hamburger. Boss Nass is sitting in a couch next to him.

"Hi there Jar Jar."

"Ahh, mista Jedi macey macey, moy moy, it's a... meessa have unexpected surprise..."

"Shut up! Jar Jar I'm now a Bad Mutha Sith Lord. And I hear you are part of the rebel alliance... What do you say?"

"Ah, no, meessa... Meessa don't know what youssa say, Jedi Macey Macey... Meessa was just..."

* Mace Windu gets his lightsaber and decapitates Boss Nass *

"Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? Now, what was you saying?"

"No... Pleeeeasea... Meessa... Meessa.."

"Say 'meesa' one more time motherfBEEPer! Say it one more time, I dare you!"

"But... But... Mistah Jedi..."

"Now... How does Lord Vader looks like?"

"Annie?"

"I said LORD VADER motherfBEEPer! How does he look like!"

"Heessa bold!"

"Go on..."

"And heessa uses dat black suit thingy..."

"DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!"

"Whaaaat? Meessa..."

*stabs Jar Jar's shoulder"

"I said, DOES he look like a BITCH?!"

"Ahhh... No.... No mista Jedi...."

"So why were you trying to fBEEPk with him?!"

"Meessa was never..."

"There's a passage from the Journal of the Whills I like, 3:127, it says 'And in the time of greatest despair there shall come a savior, and he shall be known as: THE SON OF THE SUNS'!!" *decapitates Jar Jar*
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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"Vader never called Boba fett by his name."

Hey, Kev. Take a listen. These are made-up, imaginary scenes.

I, for one, would like to see Jar Jar as one of the guys in the Death Star laser chamber in ANH. He gets bumped by the other guy, and knocked into the path of the laser.

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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Maybe MagFan can figure out a way to digitize him into being pushed into the Sarlaac or something.

Perhaps he can be trying to stop Luke and Vader dueling in ESB, then when Vader shatters the window, Jar Jar gets sucked out into oblivion.

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg

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Vader: I do not want the Emperor's prize damaged. We will test it- on Captain Solo.
Fett: He's no good to me dead.
Vader: Good point. Therefore, we will test in on Jar-Jar Binks. For once in his pathetic little life, he will serve a purpose.
Jar-Jar: But yousa sayin' that you wanna...
Vader: If he survives, kill him anyway.
Jar-Jar: How rude!

Episode II: Shroud of the Dark Side

Emperor Jar-Jar
“Back when we made Star Wars, we just couldn’t make Palpatine as evil as we intended. Now, thanks to the miracles of technology, it is finally possible. Finally, I’ve created the movies that I originally imagined.” -George Lucas on the 2007 Extra Extra Special HD-DVD Edition

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Here's another idea: Take the Jabba scene out of Episode I and then reveal that Jabba the Hutt and Jar-Jar are one and the same. Redo the SE scene in SW, and then Jar-Jar gets choked to death in ROTJ.

Episode II: Shroud of the Dark Side

Emperor Jar-Jar
“Back when we made Star Wars, we just couldn’t make Palpatine as evil as we intended. Now, thanks to the miracles of technology, it is finally possible. Finally, I’ve created the movies that I originally imagined.” -George Lucas on the 2007 Extra Extra Special HD-DVD Edition

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If Lucas wants to earn more $$$ and please (apologize?) some hardcore fans as well, he could release all-new "Holiday Special 2005" DVD featuring "Top 30 ways to die - Jar Jar Binks' Ultimate Demise"
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How did I accomplish that (considering my age) is my secret...
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I think the Ewoks need to make Jar Jar their god, since he saved them from being the most annoying race in the galaxy. And then have the AT-ST step on him in the forest battle. The ewok crowds over his his dead body and, instead of crying, exclaims, "louda echawawa, eyya tanga wah" which gets translated by subtitles to "serves you right, you annoying s#!t."
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...better, show AT-ST scratching Jar-Jar remainings off its metal "foot", like a man who had just stepped into s...
I saw the original theatrical release of the Old Trilogy on the big screen and I'm proud of it...
How did I accomplish that (considering my age) is my secret...