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Hal 9000

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#924634
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The Force Awakens: Official Review Thread - ** SPOILERS **
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Two quick thoughts. During my initial viewing, I felt the lack of any political exposition, considering how important it was to the prequels’ story. Not saying I wanted a ton, but I did want a bit more than we got. Just the basics of the history or basis for the First Order and Resistance. As the first follow-up to the story since ROTJ, it’s an elephant in the room to go so far to avoid any and all political stuff.
Also, it just seems like Kylo Ren let Rey beat him. No, it’s like Adam Driver just let Daisy Ridley arm wrestle him into shorting out the saber. Just subjective on my part; the momentum of the scene gets you to root for Rey so you don’t really mind if her victory isn’t totally believable.

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#924625
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Star Wars Episode III: Labyrinth Of Evil (Released)
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Wow, thanks for sharing. And welcome to the world of fan editing!
That aspect of LOE is something I don’t think I’ve really found in any other edit, of trying to somewhat replicate and approximate the earlier ideas before they did reshoots to emphasize Padme’s impending doom. Corigar’s edit sort of did this, and I thought it dovetailed well with the idea Q2 went with of showing Padme to survive the events of the film.
If you’re curious, I’d recommend the chapter on ROTS from ‘The Secret History of Star Wars.’ You can also listen to the commentary track on the edit itself.
Really good to hear people enjoying these cuts.

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#923833
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What is wrong with... <strong>Attack of the Clones</strong>? - a general discussion thread
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Scott109 said:

I agree that a lot of the dialogue was poorly written and that the film could have been edited much better. LucasFilm should have hired Hal9000 as an editor.

Only if I could go back in time to do it. Aside from being 12 years old at the time, I would have been a terrible editor. It’s only after steeping myself in the fan editing done by others over the course of years that I approached AOTC ready to actually do something good.

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#922165
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Star Wars Episode I: Cloak Of Deception (Released)
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Scott109 said:

Since Queen Amidala never mentions the senate in this scene, the first two lines of the above dialogue are incoherent and should have been cut in your fan edit.

Eh, I don’t think so. She mentions that the Chancellor (of the Senate) has sent ambassadors to command them to settle their dispute. It seems appropriate to hear one of them say something about the Senate not allowing them to do what they’re doing.

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#920445
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In what way I should watch a Star Wars Marathon?
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Start with the OT, and then when TPM comes around serve a progressive dinner.
Start with some assorted KFC chicken parts and some sides, with Pepsi.
When they land on Tatooine half an hour later, break out the Taco Bell tacos and cheesey fiesta potatoes, and Mountain Dew.
Order a pizza from Pizza The Hutt during the podrace so you can crack it open when they land on Coruscant, eating one slice per boring meeting, keeping a glass of Diet Pepsi maintained.
When they return to Naboo, eat some more frakking KFC and as much Pepsi as your body will allow.
With any luck, you’ll spend AOTC and ROTS in the bathroom or quietly having a seizure in the corner.

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#920439
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Offensive Words
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Warbler said:

I find your accusation of lack of faith offensive!

Hehe.
Not sure why I’m feeling compelled to thrown my two cents in, but I agree that the United States never was a formally Christian nation, though culturally the religion has had widespread influence that’s been in relative decline lately. I suppose it’s normal for some of the group to be radicalized, same as any sociological shift away from affluence. I agree with the Madison quote above that the government and religion are at their best when kept apart, and I’ve given up cringing at every misguided thing that my fellows try to do to exert influence on government or legal grounds under the broad umbrella of American Christianity.
It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.

Oh, and… I know someone who can’t stand the word “moist.”

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#920249
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Star Wars Episode I: Cloak Of Deception (Released)
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Thanks for leaving your impression. Seems like a fair appraisal of it. I hope that if you decide to check out the other two you give your thoughts about them as well.
I know the end credits were smushed to make room for the added editor and contributor cards, but I’d be very interested if you could elaborate on other frame rate issues with the rest.

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#918553
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Offensive Words
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Hal 9000 said:

TV’s Frink said:

I find it interesting that “Oh my God” and “Jesus Christ” are much more common in public than words like fuck and shit. Why do you think that is?

I agree. For my own part, as a style choice if nothing else, I swear occasionally but do not do anything that approximates the name of God.
For example, I might potentially exclaim, “Gosh damn it,” but never, “God darn it.”

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#918552
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Offensive Words
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TV’s Frink said:

I find it interesting that “Oh my God” and “Jesus Christ” are much more common in public than words like fuck and shit. Why do you think that is?

I agree. For my own part, as a style choice if nothing else, I swear occasionally but do not do anything that approximates the name of God.
For example, I might potentially exclaim, “Gosh damn it,” but never, “God darn it.”