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After Alderaan is destroyed, the camera holds on the empty starfield. The opening banjo notes of Journey of the Sorcerer by Eagles begins to play. The camera tilts up to a large digital book moving through space. Stephen Fry’s voice starts to speak. The rest of the movie is just the entire 2005 film version of The Hitchhikers’ Guide to the Galaxy.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars

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Replace every mention of “The First Order” with “the Sheevaboos.”

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Hal 9000 said:

Yoda is pretty tall in the prequels until his legs are cut off while dueling the Emperor.

“Mmmmm, lost my legs did I, Obi-Wan! Yours, you must give to me, hrrmmmm!”

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars

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A lot of people thought and maybe still think Yoda’s just short from shrinking with age, but that would make too much sense for this thread.

Did the Emperor use Yoda’s legs to replace Anakin’s?

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Replace John Williams’ score with Charles Trenet’s “Boum!” during the Order 66 montage.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Eyepainter said:

Replace John Williams’ score with Charles Trenet’s “Boum!” during the Order 66 montage.

This is a great idea. I want to see this happen.

The blue elephant in the room.

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Hal 9000 said:

Dub over all stormtroopers with Temeura Morrison, whether the dialogue makes sense or not.

Redub Bobba, Jango, and all the clones with Michelle Ang.

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Artan42 said:

Hal 9000 said:

Dub over all stormtroopers with Temeura Morrison, whether the dialogue makes sense or not.

Redub Bobba, Jango, and all the clones with Michelle Ang.

Redub all of them with Justin Roiland ad libbing.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars

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Replace all uses of The Imperial March with Katrina & The Waves “Walking on Sunshine.”

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

A lot of people thought and maybe still think Yoda’s just short from shrinking with age, but that would make too much sense for this thread.

I always thought Yoda looked a little bigger in the PT than the OT

Reading R + L ≠ J theories

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CaptainFaraday said:

Hal 9000 said:

Yoda is pretty tall in the prequels until his legs are cut off while dueling the Emperor.

“Mmmmm, lost my legs did I, Obi-Wan! Yours, you must give to me, hrrmmmm!”

Judge me by my size, do you?

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Instead of flashing back to his time with the Tusken Raiders in The Book of Boba Fett, Fett flashes back to his time in New Zealand using the Temeura Morrison 1988 action-comedy film Never Say Die.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars

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I’m gonna assume Never Say Die is a Bond film because that’s a Bond title if I’ve ever seen one.

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Eyepainter said:

Replace John Williams’ score with Charles Trenet’s “Boum!” during the Order 66 montage.

This idea is so good it has been nagging at me so I slapped this together only using Boum for audio (apologies for video quality issues). I made some fast and dirty edits to get the first boum and scene changes lined up a little better, but it was halfway there on its own. The two best moments lined up without any alteration and the camera work goes so well - watch to the end. There is some natural synchronicity between the lyrics and what is on screen. This could really be finessed into something brilliant I think.

https://streamable.com/3hbfoe

The blue elephant in the room.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

I’m gonna assume Never Say Die is a Bond film because that’s a Bond title if I’ve ever seen one.

Well, from what I’m reading, it’s supposed to be a parody of Bond movies, so that makes sense.

But the Temuera Morrison movie I was thinking of inserting into Star Wars was The Brighton Miracle. When Boba sits in his bacta tank, he should get flashbacks of his time as coach for the Japanese national rugby team.

My preferred Skywalker Saga experience:
I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX

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Just have each Bacta bath lead to a different Temeura Morrison movie in its entirety.

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leftshoe18 said:

Just have each Bacta bath lead to a different Temeura Morrison movie in its entirety.

Use EBsynth to turn one of the adult women characters’ skin white in Rangi’s Catch, to repurpose it as a story about TCW era Boba and Aurra Sing.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars

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Mrebo said:

Eyepainter said:

Replace John Williams’ score with Charles Trenet’s “Boum!” during the Order 66 montage.

This idea is so good it has been nagging at me so I slapped this together only using Boum for audio (apologies for video quality issues). I made some fast and dirty edits to get the first boum and scene changes lined up a little better, but it was halfway there on its own. The two best moments lined up without any alteration and the camera work goes so well - watch to the end. There is some natural synchronicity between the lyrics and what is on screen. This could really be finessed into something brilliant I think.

https://streamable.com/3hbfoe

Ah, the wonderful things we do in the name of fan editing!

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.