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Worst Edit Ideas — Page 97

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Every time there’s a romantic scene replace it with every movie in the Twilight saga, but each time Bella, Edward and Jacob interact have it cut to The Room with Tommy Wasiou.

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

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Anakin: You’re a Jedi Knight, aren’t you?
Qui-Gon: What makes you think that?
Anakin: I saw your laser sword. Only Jedis carry that kind of weapon.
Qui-Gon: I killed a Jedi and took it from him.
Music stops. Cut to reaction shot of Anakin.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Replace all the flyby sounds with variations on the “Mario’s going to fly for you” airplane sound.

I’m not really that much of a movie purist.

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The Star Wars Purist said:

Replace all the flyby sounds with variations on the “Mario’s going to fly for you” airplane sound.

Biggs: Ow! I hit my nose!

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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At around the midpoint of Luke’s lightsaber confrontation with Vader in ESB, the scene freezes, and this text appears on the screen:

To find out if Luke Skywalker defeats Darth Vader, visit (insert website here).

Roll credits.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Nah, just have a phone number with text saying to call now to decide if Luke lives or dies.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

Nah, just have a phone number with text saying to call now to decide if Luke lives or dies.

Make sure it’s a paid number

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

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Play endless adverts on television for the Empire Strikes Back Hotline that casually spoil the movie for viewers (“Now you can choose whether Luke strikes back, or his father Darth Vader strikes back instead! Just call 1800-555-555 today to vote. Only 4.99 per minute, terms and conditions apply”). You can achieve this in the modern internet age of streaming and direct download by including a dozen such adverts as separate video files, and requesting the viewer sprinkle them liberally in whatever viewing playlist they use.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars

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Why opt for phone numbers when you can opt for the telegram?

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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From the moment he is activated by BB-8, D-O just won’t shut up about 9/11 conspiracy theories.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Hal 9000 said:

From the moment he is activated by BB-8, D-O just won’t shut up about 9/11 conspiracy theories.

Or better yet, Death Star Theories.

“Palpatine blew up the Death Star so he could blame Naboo to invade them for their Plasma!”

“Because you are a PalpaWalker?”

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Layer the SE over the OOT so the Sarlacc has a ghostly beak.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Hal 9000 said:

Layer the SE over the OOT so the Sarlacc has a ghostly beak.

Ooh I love this.
Do the same for Mos Eisley and have Ronto ghosts haunting the streets.

“Always in motion is the future” 🌌

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Hal 9000 said:

From the moment he is activated by BB-8, D-O just won’t shut up about 9/11 conspiracy theories.

Ngl, I could kinda get behind Alex Jones voicing D-O.

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Have the Mods from Book of Boba Fett turn Anakin into Vader, by replacing the droids with cyberpunk cosplayers and having techno music play in the background the whole time.

My preferred Skywalker Saga experience:
I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX

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StarkillerAG said:

Have the Mods from Book of Boba Fett turn Anakin into Vader, by replacing the droids with cyberpunk cosplayers and having techno music play in the background the whole time.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars

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“He’s no good to me dead. Like a bantha!”

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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“He is of no use to me unless he is alive. This is somewhat comparable to a Tatooine beast of burden.”

Also use bleeping to your advantage.

“**** me like you did by the lake on Naboo.”

“Why you stuck-up, half witted, scruffy looking…nerf ****er!”

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To maintain tonal consistency with the Sequels, add this scene from AotC to the Zam Wesell chase with Walking on Sunshine being played on his radio.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

To maintain tonal consistency with the Sequels, add this scene from AotC to the Zam Wesell chase with Walking on Sunshine being played on his radio.

I don’t understand why this is in the Worst Edit Ideas thread. Can someone upscale this gif to 4k please.

The blue elephant in the room.