Worst Edit Ideas — Page 97

Every time there’s a romantic scene replace it with every movie in the Twilight saga, but each time Bella, Edward and Jacob interact have it cut to The Room with Tommy Wasiou.

Anakin: You’re a Jedi Knight, aren’t you?
Qui-Gon: What makes you think that?
Anakin: I saw your laser sword. Only Jedis carry that kind of weapon.
Qui-Gon: I killed a Jedi and took it from him.
Music stops. Cut to reaction shot of Anakin.

Replace all the flyby sounds with variations on the “Mario’s going to fly for you” airplane sound.

The Star Wars Purist said:

Replace all the flyby sounds with variations on the “Mario’s going to fly for you” airplane sound.

Biggs: Ow! I hit my nose!

At around the midpoint of Luke’s lightsaber confrontation with Vader in ESB, the scene freezes, and this text appears on the screen:

To find out if Luke Skywalker defeats Darth Vader, visit (insert website here).

Roll credits.

Anakin Starkiller said:

Nah, just have a phone number with text saying to call now to decide if Luke lives or dies.

Make sure it’s a paid number

Play endless adverts on television for the Empire Strikes Back Hotline that casually spoil the movie for viewers (“Now you can choose whether Luke strikes back, or his father Darth Vader strikes back instead! Just call 1800-555-555 today to vote. Only 4.99 per minute, terms and conditions apply”). You can achieve this in the modern internet age of streaming and direct download by including a dozen such adverts as separate video files, and requesting the viewer sprinkle them liberally in whatever viewing playlist they use.

Why opt for phone numbers when you can opt for the telegram?

Or better yet, handwritten letters!

From the moment he is activated by BB-8, D-O just won’t shut up about 9/11 conspiracy theories.

Hal 9000 said:

From the moment he is activated by BB-8, D-O just won’t shut up about 9/11 conspiracy theories.

Or better yet, Death Star Theories.

“Palpatine blew up the Death Star so he could blame Naboo to invade them for their Plasma!”

Layer the SE over the OOT so the Sarlacc has a ghostly beak.

Hal 9000 said:

Layer the SE over the OOT so the Sarlacc has a ghostly beak.

Ooh I love this.
Do the same for Mos Eisley and have Ronto ghosts haunting the streets.

Have the Mods from Book of Boba Fett turn Anakin into Vader, by replacing the droids with cyberpunk cosplayers and having techno music play in the background the whole time.

StarkillerAG said:

Have the Mods from Book of Boba Fett turn Anakin into Vader, by replacing the droids with cyberpunk cosplayers and having techno music play in the background the whole time.

“He’s no good to me dead. Like a bantha!”

Anakin Starkiller said:

To maintain tonal consistency with the Sequels, add this scene from AotC to the Zam Wesell chase with Walking on Sunshine being played on his radio.

I don’t understand why this is in the Worst Edit Ideas thread. Can someone upscale this gif to 4k please.