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Worst Edit Ideas — Page 90

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Have a no alien species were harmed in the making of this film in the credits of all the movies

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

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To make the franchise more realistic, have all of the human characters speak in an unknown alien language. To make it even more realistic, do not add subtitles.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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CaptainFaraday said:

Re-render the opening crawls so the text moves towards the viewer instead of away from them.

Even better!

Recreate the opening crawls to fade in sentence by sentence as monotone narration reads them out loud to the audience. Also, make each sentence a different color to highlight the fact that it is a new sentence.

TPM ROTJ ESB TFA TLJ TROS ROTS ANH SOLO RO ATOC
TFA:S https://originaltrilogy.com/topic/The-Force-Awakens-Starlight-Released/id/54912
TLJ:R https://originaltrilogy.com/topic/The-Last-Jedi-Rekindled-Released-V3-UPDATE/id/61939
TROS:A https://originaltrilogy.com/topic/The-Rise-of-Skywalker-Ascendant-WIP/id/71835/page/1

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Crait is lousy with krayts.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Recreate the opening crawls to fade in sentence by sentence as monotone narration reads them out loud to the audience. Also, make each sentence a different color to highlight the fact that it is a new sentence.

At that point go all the way and make it Comic Sans.

Crait is lousy with krayts.

What do you mean by lousy?

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Change the color of Palpatine’s lightning from blue to pink.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Instead of changing Holdo’s hair colour to remove its real-world queer coding, normalise it in-universe by changing random characters’ hair colours in the OT to similarly vibrant shades. (Eg. General Rieekan, Admiral Motti, Uncle Owen, etc.)

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

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Play Losing my Religion during the scene of Luke’s daily routine on Ahch-To to clarify to the audience just how serious he is about abandoning the Jedi way.

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Obi-Wan lives in literal denial that Anakin and Vader are the same person.

“What I told you is true.”

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Hal 9000 said:

Obi-Wan lives in literal denial that Anakin and Vader are the same person.

“What I told you is true.”

LOL
Though that’d actually be an interesting premise for the Kenobi show…

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Hal 9000 said:

Obi-Wan lives in literal denial that Anakin and Vader are the same person.

“What I told you is true.”

“It’s not true, it’s bullshit! I did not hit her, I did not! Oh hi Luke.”

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

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You can actually just go with “Oh hi Mark” as an acknowledgement of the actor playing Luke.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

You can actually just go with “Oh hi Mark” as an acknowledgement of the actor playing Luke.

I love it

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

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While we’re on the subject of The Room, let’s make sure we add in a moment where Luke pets Chewy on the head and says, “Hi, doggie!”

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Add the entirety of Episodes I-VI as a recap to the start of Episode VII.

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To make Rey seem less powerful, digitally add a clown nose and change her hair to a rainbow wig.

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When Palpatine gets electrocuted in RotS, digitally alter his face so that instead of getting deformed, he has Joker makeup materialize on his face. He then has the Joker makeup for the rest of the saga.

To go along with this change, edit Palpatine’s line “For a safe and secure society” to just “For a society.”

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Servii said:

When Palpatine gets electrocuted in RotS, digitally alter his face so that instead of getting deformed, he has Joker makeup materialize on his face. He then has the Joker makeup for the rest of the saga.

To go along with this change, edit Palpatine’s line “For a safe and secure society” to just “For a society.”

This kind of happened but with his voice. Haha

https://youtu.be/agcc7w8YmHo

"Pleasure’s fun. It’s great, but you can’t keep it going forever; just accept the fact that it’s here and it’s gone, and maybe then again, it will come back, and you’ll get to do it again. Joy lasts forever. Pleasure is purely self-centered. It’s all about your pleasure: it’s about you. It’s a selfish, self-centered emotion, that is created by a self-centered motive of greed. Joy is compassion. Joy is giving yourself to somebody else, or something else. And it’s a kind of thing that is, in its subtlety and lowness, much more powerful than pleasure. You get hung up on pleasure; you’re doomed. If you pursue joy; you will find everlasting happiness.” - George Lucas