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Worst Edit Ideas — Page 99

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Add an additional framing device to The Book of Boba Fett, by having each episode start with Chewbacca’s father Itchy putting on the video-watching helmet that Art Carney gives him.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars

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C-3P0: I would much rather have gone with master Luke than stay here with you.
R2-D2: Oh, yeah?
C-3P0: I don’t know what all this trouble is about, but I’m sure it must be your fault.
R2-D2: Well excuse me, Mister Poopyhead!
C-3P0: You watch your language!

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Replace all Wilhelm screams in the saga with Howie screams, and insert Howie screams into the movies that don’t already have Wilhelm screams.

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Change Snoke’s line to “And then I will kill you with the cruellest Snoke,” to support the idea that Palpatine was controlling Snoke the whole time and to foreshadow his cloning vat full of Snokes.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars

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As C3PO and R2D2 are descending to Tattooine add a James Bond style credits sequence set to A New Hope by blink-182.

Bonus points if we can find songs to do the rest of the saga with as well.

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Blink-182 made song called A New Hope? And it came out the same year as the Special Editions. Any relation to Star Wars?

I think this is a great bad change.

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leftshoe18 said:

As C3PO and R2D2 are descending to Tattooine add a James Bond style credits sequence set to A New Hope by blink-182.

Bonus points if we can find songs to do the rest of the saga with as well.

I might storyboard that out just for fun.

I’m not really that much of a movie purist. I really should’ve thought my name out a bit more.

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Replace Boba Fett’s theme in The Mandalorian and Book of Boba Fett with Fett’s Vette.

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Change Darth Vader’s suit color from black to pink, and then digitally add painted rainbows and unicorns to his suit as well.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Eyepainter said:

Change Darth Vader’s suit color from black to pink, and then digitally add painted rainbows and unicorns to his suit as well.

That reminds me of when players hacked the game to make their Vaders pink as an act of protest against Battlefront II arbitrarily limiting character creation for paywall reasons.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars

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Using Qui-Gon’s line to Anakin, “Stay in that cockpit!”, add a Qui-Gon Force Ghost after Maul is cut in two telling him to “Stay in that pit.”

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars

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Add Maul screaming Kenobi (taken from Star Wars Rebels or Battlefront II, dealer’s choice) to him falling down the pit.

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At the end of TLJ, Luke faces the First Order. He pulls out a pair of digitally added maracas. Then, Cuban Pete plays in the background. Luke Skywalker shakes those maracas to the beat and starts singing…

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Hal 9000 said:

Add a small little Yoda type creature to this shot….

GROGU! NOOOOOO!!!

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The blue elephant in the room.

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After Maul falls down the pit, dub in echoing dialogue sourced from TCW to indicate he’s still alive down there and is going to find a way off Naboo to get some robotic spider legs.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars

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CaptainFaraday said:

After Maul falls down the pit, dub in echoing dialogue sourced from TCW to indicate he’s still alive down there and is going to find a way off Naboo to get some robotic spider legs.

Or better yet, take a page from Austin Powers. As Obi-Wan is talking to Qui-Gon, have Maul yell out, “Someone help me! I’m still alive, only I’m very badly sliced in half! Hello there? Anyone? Can someone call an ambulance? I’m in quite a lot of pain!”

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Anakin Starkiller said:

https://youtu.be/VxYohCm-GpM

I had that exact same idea recently, but I was going to have it be an endless loop:

“The First Order’s only tracking us from one destroyer, the lead one.”
“So we blow that one up.”
“I like where your head’s at, but no, they’d only start tracking us from another destroyer.”
“So we blow that one up.”
“I like where your head’s at, but no, they’d only start tracking us from another destroyer.”
“So we blow that one up.”
“I like where your head’s at, but no, they’d only start tracking us from another destroyer.”
“So we blow that one up.”

This continues until Poe runs out of ships to blow up, and only then does he consider disabling the tracker.

My preferred Skywalker Saga experience:
I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX