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Hal 9000 said:

For that matter, stormtroopers now have a history of chattering and never coming anywhere close to slowing down.

This would explain why the storm troopers had horrible aim. They just couldn’t shut up.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Dub over the Duel on Mustafar with Sick Puppies ‘You’re Going Down’.

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Replace the soundtrack for every sad moment in the series with sad meme music: The Sound of Silence, Baka Mitai, Only Time, Guts’ theme, Space Song, stuff like that.

My preferred Skywalker Saga experience:
I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX

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Hal 9000 said:

Two-for-one bad idea:

Threepio now winks back at Luke in TLJ.

Threepio’s eyes are occasionally made into emojis to convey his feelings.

This is going to live rent-free in my brain forever now.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars

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Anakin Starkiller said:

CaptainFaraday said:

Dub one background stormtrooper with George Lucas’ voice, to bring the movies in line with action figure lore.

Honestly not a horrible change.

If I was going to do a lighthearted edit as a companion piece instead of a possible replacement - you know, like some kind of special edition of the movie - then yeah, maybe I would actually edit it in, if I could find the right audio and the right place for it not to be super intrusive.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars

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Dub over Watto’s voice with a Wallace Shawn soundalike.

"Haha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war on Felucia,” but only slightly less well known is this: “Never go in against a Toydarian, when death is on the line!”

But we can’t turn back. Fear is their greatest defense. I doubt if the actual security there is any greater than it was on Aquilae or Sullust. And what there is is most likely directed towards a large-scale assault.

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Darth_Zounds said:

Add in a Force ghost of Padme at the end of ROTJ.

You’d be surprised with how many people would want that. Qui-Gon would make more sense, though (at least it did to TT Games).

Heck, jhon’s ghost scene with Qui-Gon and Leia added would be kinda cool.

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I unironically want Qui-Gon in Jonh’s scene and have since the beginning, since I really wanna frame it as the finale to the entire Saga.

Anyway, break into Lucasfilm’s archives to obtain TRoS deleted scenes, but give up and come home with only NSYNC’s deleted AotC cameos.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

I unironically want Qui-Gon in Jonh’s scene and have since the beginning, since I really wanna frame it as the finale to the entire Saga.

Same – it’s why I’d also insert Qui-Gon’s disassembled lightsaber into the deleted scene with Luke building his blade. Giving Qui-Gon more saga-wide relevance is a good thing.

Anyway, break into Lucasfilm’s archives to obtain TRoS deleted scenes, but give up and come home with only NSYNC’s deleted AotC cameos.

I’d rather come home with all the footage of the puppeteer piloting C-3P0 in TPM. That way, we can get even more Auralnauts videos!

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Anakin Starkiller said:

Anyway, break into Lucasfilm’s archives to obtain TRoS deleted scenes, but give up and come home with only NSYNC’s deleted AotC cameos.

I’m cracking up at this.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars

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CaptainFaraday said:

Accidentally lick a postage stamp that induces an altered state of mind, and try to produce a serious edit.

This hits different after working at the Post Office.

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Change C-3P0’s voice from a british accent to a russian accent.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.