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Darth_Zounds said:

Excuse me if someone already said this, but cut in ANH, one of those recent videos titled “Obi-Wan has PTSD.” Personally, I think “Obi-Wan Remembers” is a more fitting title.

Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN0_LKsuO8c

I actually think something like this would be great if you were making a “post-prequel” edit of the OT for watching chronologically.

But we can’t turn back. Fear is their greatest defense. I doubt if the actual security there is any greater than it was on Aquilae or Sullust. And what there is is most likely directed towards a large-scale assault.

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It’s a little indulgent to put in the film proper, but very nice on its own.

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As Boba Fett falls into the sarlacc pit in ROTJ, dub in Luke’s “NOOOOO!” from ESB, so that it becomes clear that Luke is relating to us the audience on Boba’s fate.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Eyepainter said:

As Boba Fett falls into the sarlacc pit in ROTJ, dub in Luke’s “NOOOOO!” from ESB, so that it becomes clear that Luke is relating to us the audience on Boba’s fate.

Or put in Vader’s no to tell the audience about their friendship

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

Star Wars has 3 eras: The eras are 1977-1983(pre Expanded Universe), (1983-2014) expanded universe, or (2014- now) Disney-bought version. Each are valid.

Important voice tool:
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1472151/action/topic#1472151

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Every time someone yells “NOOOOO!” in the movies, overlay audio of all the other times it was yelled, implying that the spirit of the Great “No” Ghost is possessing them and making them say the word.

My preferred Skywalker Saga experience:
I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX

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Dub either the Republic characters or the Separatist characters into Farsi and the remaining group into Hebrew, to comment on the current tensions threatening the JCPOA.

(Yes, this is truly the worst edit idea I could think of.)

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars

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Digitally strip the stormtroopers down to their underpants through the entire original trilogy, so that the issues people have with their armor being weak are resolved.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Include the audio from a porno whenever Obi Wan and Anakin are in a room together so that it can be conveyed to the audience how much they love each other

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

Star Wars has 3 eras: The eras are 1977-1983(pre Expanded Universe), (1983-2014) expanded universe, or (2014- now) Disney-bought version. Each are valid.

Important voice tool:
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1472151/action/topic#1472151

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After I watched ESB for the first time, I had a dream where Yoda revealed that Chewie was actually the “other hope” he was talking about. Add that reveal into the actual story.

My preferred Skywalker Saga experience:
I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX

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Change the music during Anakin’s slaughter of the Separatists to Let the Bodies Hit the Floor.

But we can’t turn back. Fear is their greatest defense. I doubt if the actual security there is any greater than it was on Aquilae or Sullust. And what there is is most likely directed towards a large-scale assault.

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Replace Darth Vader in the OT for Austin Powers instead.

Come to think of it, that’s not bad enough.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Eyepainter said:

Replace Darth Vader in the OT for Austin Powers instead.

Come to think of it, that’s not bad enough.

Replace Darth Vader with Goldmember who is the former identity of Snoke

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

Star Wars has 3 eras: The eras are 1977-1983(pre Expanded Universe), (1983-2014) expanded universe, or (2014- now) Disney-bought version. Each are valid.

Important voice tool:
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1472151/action/topic#1472151

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I bet you’d mask the original Star Wars characters into the backgrounds of the Family Guy parodies just for giggles!

I AM 4 PARALLEL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF YOU

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Make a version of Rogue One where the heroes are portrayed as baby seals and the villains are portrayed as seal hunters.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Eyepainter said:

Make a version of Rogue One where the heroes are portrayed as baby seals and the villains are portrayed as seal hunters.

Include Ewan’s sea otters video

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

Star Wars has 3 eras: The eras are 1977-1983(pre Expanded Universe), (1983-2014) expanded universe, or (2014- now) Disney-bought version. Each are valid.

Important voice tool:
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1472151/action/topic#1472151

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Add the OneyPlays crew doing live commentary over the complete series.