Have a no alien species were harmed in the making of this film in the credits of all the movies
I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.
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Re-render the opening crawls so the text moves towards the viewer instead of away from them.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
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To make the franchise more realistic, have all of the human characters speak in an unknown alien language. To make it even more realistic, do not add subtitles.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
And where’s the tofu?
-TGWNN
Have a no alien species were harmed in the making of this film in the credits of all the movies
Adywan kinda did that in ESB:R.
-TGWNN
Re-render the opening crawls so the text moves towards the viewer instead of away from them.
Even better!
Recreate the opening crawls to fade in sentence by sentence as monotone narration reads them out loud to the audience. Also, make each sentence a different color to highlight the fact that it is a new sentence.
After being beaten and battered by prequel hate, I promise not to be that to the next generation.
Crait is lousy with krayts.
Recreate the opening crawls to fade in sentence by sentence as monotone narration reads them out loud to the audience. Also, make each sentence a different color to highlight the fact that it is a new sentence.
At that point go all the way and make it Comic Sans.
Crait is lousy with krayts.
What do you mean by lousy?
Change the color of Palpatine’s lightning from blue to pink.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
Instead of changing Holdo’s hair colour to remove its real-world queer coding, normalise it in-universe by changing random characters’ hair colours in the OT to similarly vibrant shades. (Eg. General Rieekan, Admiral Motti, Uncle Owen, etc.)
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
Thank you.
Play Losing my Religion during the scene of Luke’s daily routine on Ahch-To to clarify to the audience just how serious he is about abandoning the Jedi way.
What makes this better (worse?) is that the phrase ostensibly has nothing to do with actual religion.
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)
Obi-Wan lives in literal denial that Anakin and Vader are the same person.
“What I told you is true.”
Obi-Wan lives in literal denial that Anakin and Vader are the same person.
“What I told you is true.”
LOL
Though that’d actually be an interesting premise for the Kenobi show…
Obi-Wan lives in literal denial that Anakin and Vader are the same person.
“What I told you is true.”
“It’s not true, it’s bullshit! I did not hit her, I did not! Oh hi Luke.”
I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.
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You can actually just go with “Oh hi Mark” as an acknowledgement of the actor playing Luke.
You can actually just go with “Oh hi Mark” as an acknowledgement of the actor playing Luke.
I love it
I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.
Star Wars has 3 eras: The eras are 1977-1983(pre Expanded Universe), (1983-2014) expanded universe, or (2014- now) Disney-bought version. Each are valid.
Important voice tool:
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While we’re on the subject of The Room, let’s make sure we add in a moment where Luke pets Chewy on the head and says, “Hi, doggie!”
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
To keep the twist intact, put the scene where Vader reveals he is Luke’s father as a cold open before Episode IV, and also before Episode I, to be on the safe side.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
Add the entirety of Episodes I-VI as a recap to the start of Episode VII.
To make Rey seem less powerful, digitally add a clown nose and change her hair to a rainbow wig.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
When Palpatine gets electrocuted in RotS, digitally alter his face so that instead of getting deformed, he has Joker makeup materialize on his face. He then has the Joker makeup for the rest of the saga.
To go along with this change, edit Palpatine’s line “For a safe and secure society” to just “For a society.”
But we can’t turn back. Fear is their greatest defense. I doubt if the actual security there is any greater than it was on Aquilae or Sullust. And what there is is most likely directed towards a large-scale assault.
When Palpatine gets electrocuted in RotS, digitally alter his face so that instead of getting deformed, he has Joker makeup materialize on his face. He then has the Joker makeup for the rest of the saga.
To go along with this change, edit Palpatine’s line “For a safe and secure society” to just “For a society.”
This kind of happened but with his voice. Haha
“Heroes come in all sizes, and you don’t have to be a giant hero. You can be a very small hero. It’s just as important to understand that accepting self-responsibility for the things you do, having good manners, caring about other people - these are heroic acts. Everybody has the choice of being a hero or not being a hero every day of their lives.” - George Lucas