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At the end of ROTS, Palpatine says, “Lord Vader, can you hear me?”
Vader says, “What!”
At the end of ANH, when Han shoots one of Vader’s wing men, instead of “What,” Vader says, “Zounds!”
It’s not pronounced how it looks, though:
In ROTS, when Obi-Wan is telling Anakin about the assignment to spy on the Chancellor, he says, “We are at war, Anakin… a star war.”
LMAOOOOO!!! 😆
Change the ending of ANH to this instead:
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
At the end of ROTS, Palpatine says, “Lord Vader, can you hear me?”
Vader says, “What!”
At the end of ANH, when Han shoots one of Vader’s wing men, instead of “What,” Vader says, “Zounds!”
It’s not pronounced how it looks, though:
At the end of ROTJ, as Luke takes off his father’s helmet, replace Sebastian Shaw’s face with Jar Jar Binks instead.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
To please both people who don’t like Yub Nub and people who don’t like Victory Celebration, remove both from the soundtrack and have the ending of ROTJ play out with diagetic sound only.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
Why not Binary Sunset?
Go ahead and make every other movie end with Binary Sunset while we’re at it.
All the PT and ST movies have characters explicitly spell every single inference and subtext out, so brain-dead haters critics would stop complaining about them.
For example, in The Force Awakens, Kylo Ren has an ∞-years long scene of exposition telling the audience that he was shot in the ribcage by a weapon repeatedly established to be so powerful, gushing gallons of blood and emotionally traumatized by his father’s death, not to mention that he wants to train Rey in the ways of the Force, was toying with her and he was specifically told by Snoke to bring her to him alive.
Why not Binary Sunset?
Go ahead and make every other movie end with Binary Sunset while we’re at it.
End every movie produced by Lucasfilm with Binary Sunset, such as Indiana Jones, American Graffiti, the documentary about Yukio Mishmash, and Labyrinth.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
Move the binary sunset scene in ANH to the end of the movie.
Move the binary sunset scene in ANH to the end of the movie.
It took me a second to catch onto what that would convey…
Luke was like “That was a great adventure and I’m glad I could help, but it sure is good to be back home.”
Luke was like “That was a great adventure and I’m glad I could help, but it sure is good to be back home.”
I thought it was more like it was all just a day dream or a fever dream…
Luke was like “That was a great adventure and I’m glad I could help, but it sure is good to be back home.”
“And you were there… and you… and you!”
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
Luke was like “That was a great adventure and I’m glad I could help, but it sure is good to be back home.”
“And you were there… and you… and you!”
Oh auntie 'em, there’s no place like home!
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
When we first see Anakin in Watto’s shop and he talks with Padme, add a cigarette in his mouth and/or hand.
When we first see Anakin in Watto’s shop and he talks with Padme, add a cigarette in his mouth and/or hand.
Dub over “Yippee!” with a hacking cough.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
When we first see Anakin in Watto’s shop and he talks with Padme, add a cigarette in his mouth and/or hand.
Have a pizza roll walk down the stairs, talk to the audience and then tell you to murder your wife and kids.
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
I was thinking to foreshadow his breathing condition.
Take multiple different fanedits of TLJ and recut them back into the theatrical version.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
I was thinking to foreshadow his breathing condition.
Who wants a pizza roll? Post a comment on this webzone if you want a pizza roll.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
I was thinking to foreshadow his breathing condition.
Who wants a pizza roll? Post a comment on this webzone if you want a pizza roll.
I don’t… I want a chimichanga…
Every ten seconds in the whole saga (including the opening logo[s], crawl and end credits), the turd scene from Ice Age: Collision Course is shown.
I was thinking to foreshadow his breathing condition.
Who wants a pizza roll? Post a comment on this webzone if you want a pizza roll.
I don’t… I want a chimichanga…
Are you sure? They’re really good pizza rolls. They’re hot, and pizza-ey, and tasty. In fact, it’s all I really eat.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
Chimichanga, chimichanga!
Condense the Podrace to a montage, and implement the Skimmer theme from Space Quest 1 VGA:
Instead of the usual Star Wars theme, use an instrumental version of the Space Quest 1 main theme, starting at 0:09 right when we see the title card which says “A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…”