Worst Edit Ideas — Page 70

Train an AI voice based on Hayden Christensen and use it to redub all of Anakin’s lines.

After Luke removes Vader’s helmet and sees his father’s face, have Vader sing the entirety of Frank Sinatra’s “My Way” before he dies. Be sure to add the Cantina band players from Mos Eisley into the background while Anakin sings those high notes.

Hal 9000 said:

Train an AI voice based on Hayden Christensen and use it to redub all of Anakin’s lines.

Better yet, replace all of Hayden’s lines in ATOC and ROTS with Matt Lanter. This will require meticulously replacing each word to match the timing of Hayden’s mouth.

dgraham414 said:

Hal 9000 said:

Train an AI voice based on Hayden Christensen and use it to redub all of Anakin’s lines.

Better yet, replace all of Hayden’s lines in ATOC and ROTS with Matt Lanter. This will require meticulously replacing each word to match the timing of Hayden’s mouth.

That goes in the good ideas thread

Put this into ANH:
https://youtu.be/_Qy4IztW9Fc

Jeez, that’s a wonderful makeup job.

Create a crossover with Jar Jar Binks and the wookies from the Star Wars Holiday Special.

Make this the ending for Episode III:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RUq0sZx6ssE

T-202 said:

Eyepainter said:

Make this the ending for Episode III:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RUq0sZx6ssE

This is supposed to be the worst ideas, not the best ideas.

Maybe in your universe, this is true, but according to Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, there are multiple universes. Not just yours. My universe declared this edit idea of Anakin and Obi-Wan becoming a gay couple at the last second as one of the worst ever. So, please have some humility and be considerate of the other universes posting on this thread.

NO POSTING FROM PARALLEL UNIVERSES OR DIMENSIONS.

What about alternate realities?

Are other planes of existence acceptable?

Hal 9000 said:

NO POSTING FROM PARALLEL UNIVERSES OR DIMENSIONS.

Are you threatening me, master jedi?

Swap Ahmed Best’s voice with Ian McDiarmid’s voice, and swap Ian McDiarmid’s voice with Ahmed Best’s voice.

Don’t edit the movies at all. That’s probably the worst edit idea. If you don’t even edit the movie, you’ve completely failed at fanediting.

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Whoops! All Disney’s Original Vision

-A Fanedit by Testing123

Darth_Zounds said:

For a while, I’ve been on the fence about saying this, but to heck with it.

During the scene where Padme reveals to Anakin that she’s preggers, intercut a short flashback of them doing the devil’s tango.

Be sure to add careless whisper to that flashback for good measure.

Eyepainter said:

Darth_Zounds said:

For a while, I’ve been on the fence about saying this, but to heck with it.

During the scene where Padme reveals to Anakin that she’s preggers, intercut a short flashback of them doing the devil’s tango.

Be sure to add careless whisper to that flashback for good measure.

This isn’t the good ideas thread. Lol.

JackNapier said:

Eyepainter said:

Darth_Zounds said:

For a while, I’ve been on the fence about saying this, but to heck with it.

During the scene where Padme reveals to Anakin that she’s preggers, intercut a short flashback of them doing the devil’s tango.

Be sure to add careless whisper to that flashback for good measure.

This isn’t the good ideas thread. Lol.

Is every idea I come up with supposed to be part of the good ideas thread now?

Well, in that case, fine. You win. Here’s the official best edit ever, as recommended by you folks.

Make Star Wars an anime.

Add a steamy lovemaking scene between Anakin and Padme that features the song Careless Whisper.

Have this be the ending to Episode III.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RUq0sZx6ssE

Replace Princess Leia’s “Hope” line from Rogue One with this:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XeDM1ZjMK50

Insert a wet spot of Palpatine’s crotch every time he gets to witness something evil.

Definitely replace “A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away” with “Space: the final frontier.”

Have the Sith (and the empire, too) sing Gilbert and Sullivan while everyone else talks normally.

Add Palpatine’s “Power! Unlimited Power!” line to ROTJ when he’s zapping Luke.

Have Darth Vader sing Frank Sinatra’s “My Way” before he dies in ROTJ.

Replace all footage of Darth Vader with YouTube videos of cute, adorable bunny rabbits.

…And finally…

Add this to the ending of TROS when Rey hears all the voices of the Jedi:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qHkXFsK6UUg

With all of these changes combined, we now have the best edit ideas ever created. Inappropriate for this thread, I know. But then again, so are all of my ideas on this thread. I hope these changes have inspired many fan editors, and that they will continue to influence other fan editors in the future.

“You’re going to kill him, aren’t you?”

“That’s why I’m here.”

Find YouTube Poops of every single scene in the saga and edit them all together in order into one single eighteen hour insanity cut.