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Make everyone nice to 3PO
Part of the ‘building Vader’ operating table scene could involve bunny rabbits pouring in from the edges of the room.
Continue the scene from TROS where Rey bemoans that the wayfinder got destroyed, where Luke reveals that he used his powers as a Force Ghost to shield Kylo’s wayfinder from harm when Rey set fire to his fighter. He explains that this is why he was in the right place at the right time to catch the saber she threw at him.
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)
Replace all footage of Darth Vader with YouTube videos of cute adorable bunny rabbits.
Don’t replace the entire shot; just motion track the YouTube video over the top of the space Vader occupies in frame.
I foresee arguments arising about which moment exactly to start adding the adorable bunny rabbits when editing ROTS.
Seeing as Vader was only in that movie for 5 minutes, it only makes sense to add them in after we’ve seen Anakin get burned to a crisp and writhing in agony while the medical droids fix him up.
So, the logical conclusion is that we add the bunny rabbits the moment Anakin gets his helmet.
I contend that Anakin becomes Vader when he’s given the title by Palpatine, after cutting Mace Windu’s hand off and pledging himself to Palpatine’s teachings. So the bunny rabbits cut in mid-shot as Palpatine begins the word “Vader.”
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
A bunny rabbit pokes its head out of Mace Windu’s stump.
Phoneme-splice the medical droid in ROTS that says “ooh-bah” so it says “boob-ah,” and give it the Pepe “booba” meme eyes whenever it looks in Padme’s direction.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
Continue the scene from TROS where Rey bemoans that the wayfinder got destroyed, where Luke reveals that he used his powers as a Force Ghost to shield Kylo’s wayfinder from harm when Rey set fire to his fighter. He explains that this is why he was in the right place at the right time to catch the saber she threw at him.
I absolutely love this one as a Bad Edit Idea because it’s the exact sort of thing I could see somebody very earnestly trying to implement unironically.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
Replace all footage of Darth Vader with YouTube videos of cute adorable bunny rabbits.
Don’t replace the entire shot; just motion track the YouTube video over the top of the space Vader occupies in frame.
I foresee arguments arising about which moment exactly to start adding the adorable bunny rabbits when editing ROTS.
Start inexplicably putting them over C3PO
Reading R + L ≠ J theories
In TROS, change C-3PO being unable to translate from Sith to C-3PO being unable to translate from French.
Poe brings them to Kijimi because Zorii speaks French; this can be dubbed over easily due to her helmet. Babu Frik can be cut from the film entirely, or alternately, they can go to him first but he is unable to help because he only speaks German.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
Continue the scene from TROS where Rey bemoans that the wayfinder got destroyed, where Luke reveals that he used his powers as a Force Ghost to shield Kylo’s wayfinder from harm when Rey set fire to his fighter. He explains that this is why he was in the right place at the right time to catch the saber she threw at him.
I absolutely love this one as a Bad Edit Idea because it’s the exact sort of thing I could see somebody very earnestly trying to implement unironically.
Someone’s gotta be obsessively pedantic, how do you think I come up with this stuff? 😉
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)
Make everyone nice to 3PO
Make everyone nice to 3PO
THREEPIO
Sir, it’s quite possible this
asteroid is not entirely stable.
HAN
Not entirely stable? I’m glad you’re
here to tell us these things. Chewie,
take the professor in the back and
(awkwardly dubbed by a soundalike)
tell him I appreciate him
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
Replace the TIE scene on Pasaana with the following:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mXBfBmf9EE
With the goal, of course, of making her less of a Mary Sue.
Luke: You fought in the clone wars?
Obi-wan: Yes. I was once a jedi Knight. Same as your father.
Luke: I wish I’d known him.
Obi-Wan: He was the best star pilot in the galaxy, but he was a terrible warrior. I should know. I sliced his limbs off. He was an incompetent child who never listened to a word I said. But enough about him. I understand that you’ve become quite a good pilot yourself… And he was the worst excuse for a friend I ever met.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
Insert the following clip when Luke looks inside of Ben’s head while he’s asleep in TLJ:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT5zF5Udf78
Then transition to “And it was beyond what I ever imagined.”
Replace the TIE scene on Pasaana with the following:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mXBfBmf9EE
With the goal, of course, of making her less of a Mary Sue.
“Well, darn.” -Kylo Ren
I love how you can see her lightsaber flying out of her hand when she does the flip.
But we can’t turn back. Fear is their greatest defense. I doubt if the actual security there is any greater than it was on Aquilae or Sullust. And what there is is most likely directed towards a large-scale assault.
Replace the TIE scene on Pasaana with the following:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mXBfBmf9EE
With the goal, of course, of making her less of a Mary Sue.
I love how you can see her lightsaber flying out of her hand when she does the flip.
I’ll be honest - that detail alone made me crack up for a good 5-10 minutes.
Replace the “Luke tries to kill Kylo” flashback with a scene splicing together Adam Driver getting shot at in the woods in The Dead Don’t Die and Mark Hamill shooting a sniper rifle at children in the woods in Village of the Damned.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
Replace each crawl with an opening narration by the main character of the respective films.
This narration continues as the interior monologue of the main characters ala Lynch’s Dune.
The monologuer is Tommy Wasu
I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.
Star Wars has 3 eras: The eras are 1977-1983(pre Expanded Universe), (1983-2014) expanded universe, or (2014- now) Disney-bought version. Each are valid.
Important voice tool:
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/1472151/action/topic#1472151
It ish a pewiod of civiw waw.
webew spaceships, stwiking
fwom a hidden base, have won
theiw fiwst victowy against
da eviw Gawactic Empiwe.
Duwing da battwe, webew
spies managed to steaw secwet
pwans to da Empiwe’s
uwtimate weapon, da def
staw, an awmowed space
station with enough powew to
destwoy an entiwe pwanet.
Puwsued by da Empiwe’s
sinistew agents, pwincess
weia waces home aboawd hew
stawship, custodian of da
stowen pwans that can save
hew peopwe and westowe
fweedom to da gawaxy.…
I hate that you forced me to read that aloud.
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)
It ish a pewiod of civiw waw.
webew spaceships, stwiking
fwom a hidden base, have won
theiw fiwst victowy against
da eviw Gawactic Empiwe.Duwing da battwe, webew
spies managed to steaw secwet
pwans to da Empiwe’s
uwtimate weapon, da def
staw, an awmowed space
station with enough powew to
destwoy an entiwe pwanet.Puwsued by da Empiwe’s
sinistew agents, pwincess
weia waces home aboawd hew
stawship, custodian of da
stowen pwans that can save
hew peopwe and westowe
fweedom to da gawaxy.…
Quite a return.
That’s right, I’m back bitches. Hopefully for good.
I would actually be totally cool with someone like Adywan or anyone else making an edit where the Death Star II explodes with visible debris. Just not shots of it landing on Kef Bir.
I could unironically see a shot of the debris landing on Kef Bir working well as part of the SE celebration montage.
Add in a famous historical monster (Adolf Hitler, Osama bin Laden, Genghis Khan, etc.), and make him a side character in any of the movies.
Adolf Hitler giving the Starkiller Base speech?
Add in a famous historical monster (Adolf Hitler, Osama bin Laden, Genghis Khan, etc.), and make him a side character in any of the movies.
Adolf Hitler giving the Starkiller Base speech?
Always knew that speech symbolized the Nazis.
I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.
Edit this into the ending of TROS:
https://www.tiktok.com/@izzydjarin/video/6937393917159640325
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars
Edit this into the ending of TROS:
https://www.tiktok.com/@izzydjarin/video/6937393917159640325
Oh, it’s perfect.