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#70581
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It's official...
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Jimbo, it is good to see that you are trying to fight the good fight, but at some point you have to realized that you simply can't convince these people of anything.


And vice versa.

The 'good fight', you crack me up Chaltab seriously, nah I'm just kidding you're alright.
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#70507
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It's official...
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An expert analysis RRS-1980 and one of the main reasons why I'm not so insistent with my atheism in life and on the net.

I like to let people believe whatever they want no matter how fanciful or rediculous, as long as it doesn't affect my life or the real world in any way.

Still though it would be nice to believe that 'the saved' were stong enough to handle the world as it is without the constructed bed time stories they comfort themselves with in order to make sense of the cold harsh realities of life.
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#70494
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It's official...
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Bill Clinton would never have ignored intelligence warnings on al qaeda's determination to attack citizens within the continental United States like Bush DID.

When Bush took (stole) office his puppeteers went in looking for a war to achieve their profit-from-death and fear-based big brotheresque laws. With warnings of the attacks known to have been ignored, spurious claims of tenuous links to Iraq and trumped up charges of WMDs despite denying UN weapons inspectors to do their job you have to wonder whether a lie about a blowjob is equal to lies that result in death.
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#70486
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It's official...
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I too would not like to see a movie written by John Kerry. The reason being that he is a politician and not a screenwriter.

Hopefully soon we will be living in a world where John Kerry is the President of the United States of America and your great country can get back on track and regain the respect of the international community that monkey-boy Dubya has pissed away in the last four years.
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#70476
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It's official...
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Originally posted by: jimbo
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Originally posted by: RRS-1980
Ok, let's run this proggy I got from a fellow Linux user....


...applet loading....

Jimbo's Analysis by Cybernetic Know-how Artificial Scientific Simulation
JACKASS(tm)


[simulation started]


jimbo
Jedi Knight
Posts: 1961
Joined: Sep 2003

I forgot to mention another flip flop Kerry made: he wants to improve our relationship with Euro countries. Why the hell we care about their oppenion? (sp?) Our commander and chief is going to nuke France and that's why I respect him - its a great stratigery. He knows his job.
Now excuse me, I'm going to nudie bar.

[/simulation terminated]





I don't remember ever saying it.


This whole exchange would have to be my favourite post/counterpost I've ever read on these forums.

Well done to RRS-1980 for his great sense of humour and to jimbo for being such a good sport.

That made my morning.
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#70456
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Are we wasting our lives?
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I'm still a bit drunk from my ex's birthday drinks last night but I thought I'd chime in anyway.

While it's true to say that our obsessions could be more a more productive one, no-one chooses the things that they like, the things that get them off. It's like who you find attractive or love, it's an unavoidable unquestionable desire to spend more time with the person, subject or object that draws you to it. Like a moth to a flame sometimes but so be it.

We ARE living our lives, we wouldn't be able to post if we weren't, well maybe Zombie Chewbacca could still post, but to suggest we're wasting our lives... what should we be doing with them?

I don't think that being a fan of scifi, horror, westerns, French comedies, Godzilla, porn etcetera stops me from going out and meeting people, having fun and being successful in my chosen field (which happens to be film) any more than barrackers for the Roosters and Bulldogs game last weekend were unable to live their lives to the full.

But as many have said before me, all things in moderation.
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#70145
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OT.com in french newspaper
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A quick and dirty translation for the non-French. You'll get the gist of it.

I like the bit aout 'nerds' and DivX, that got me laughing.

Say what you will about the French but these guys are true cinephiles. The French invented cinema, despite what you may have been told to believe and they all but invented ways of viewing and cinematic criticism.

If there was any country to throw its arms up in disgust and yell merdé! at Lucas for his revisionism it would be the French. I love them but then I'm Australian and they love me right back.

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Star Wars
The worst counter-attack
The fans had awaited it for seven years and their disappointment is immense.

Because the Trilogy repatouillée by the Master George Lucas does not have great any more a deal to see with the original version. One does not touch with the madeleines.

By Samuel DOUHAIRE Friday September 24, 2004 (Release - 06:00)

Star Wars Trilogy Comprend the Star Wars, a new hope (1977), the empire counter-attacks (1980) and the Return of Jedi (1983). Fox. Box 4 DVD, 49,99 Euro.

ls had between five and seventeen years when Star Wars entered their life. It was in 1977, and they never recovered from the discovery, on large screen, of the intergalactic adventures imagined by George Lucas. According to with passion episodes of the saga, ruining themselves in figurines, models and other by-products, deteriorating their video K7 through visionnages intensive. It is little to say that the admirers of Wars Star watched for impatiently the rebirth of the saga in DVD. Seven years after the birth of the numerical support, their waiting is finally filled. Since Tuesday, the DVD of the Star Wars, a new hope, Empire counter-attack and of the Return of Jedi invaded the whole world. As for launchings of the novels of Harry Potter or the Playstation consoles, of the large signs made sleepless night so that, as of the twelve blows of midnight, the most enthusiastic fans are the first to hold in their hands the magic box. The "original Trilogy" promises to be the largest paperboard of the history of the DVD: in France, where 700 000 specimens will be placed in the vats by the end of the month, the précommandes are enough to place it in the ten best sales before even its marketing. But as the Force of the knights Jedi, this triumph announced has an obscure side. That one could summarize by the heartfelt cries which run on innumerable Internet sites devoted to the saga: "but where are our Wars Star of antan?", or more directly: "George, whore, return to us our Wars Star of origin!!!"

Third version.
On DVD, the Trilogy "originale indeed "only the name has. These are not the films that the thirty year ones and quadragénaires of today discovered in rooms in 1977, 1980 and 1983. Nor "special editions" of 1997, re-examined and corrected by George Lucas with new special effects, a few new minutes and a band boostée in THX. But a third version still altered by the realizer-producer, to not only benefit from the last numerical projections, but to be perfectly "connection" with the three other episodes of the saga turned since - the phantom Threat in 1999, the Attack of the clones in 2002 and the Revenge of Sith scheduled for May 2005 (1).

Petition.
The rumour ran since more than one year, but the fans of the first hour still refused to believe in it. A petition was even launched on the Web (2), to require of George Lucas to reconsider its decision and to leave in DVD films in their original measurings: more than 62 000 Net surfers, from San Francisco in Istanbul while passing by ÷rnsköldsvik (Sweden) already claimed that "these traditional of the science fiction and the history of the cinema" "does not fall into the darkness". George Lucas had already answered them by anticipation, proposing its vision of artist, and expressing his frustration not to have been able to do all that he had wanted in 1977 for questions of time, budget, and, especially, insufficient performances of the special effects.

In the "special Editions" of 1997, "All has the real air but the new buildings, the new creatures, all artificial, are created on computer, explained it at the time in Libération. And that tells finally the history that I wanted to tell." With hearing it, the witness would have some more for his money: more soldiers in the corridors of Star of death, more creatures odd in the village of Mos Esley, more vessels and shooting stars in the space battles, not to speak but about One new hope. Lucas had just forgotten a thing: Star Wars is the madeleine of Proust of a good part of the post-68 generation. To modify would be this only one image of the original saga, it is to break a memory of childhood idealized by nostalgia. Still more furious than disappointed, of the fans forget any precaution of language to evoke a "lamentable cinematographic revisionism". Certain actors were thus purely and simply unobtrusive of a blow of electronic paint system: when the emperor appears in hologram in the Empire counter-attacks, it is from now on the face of Ian McDiarmid (holder of the role in episodes I, II and III) which is used; identical blow of brush in the sequence of the phantoms of the Return of Jedi, with the detriment this time of poor Sebastian Shaw, replaced by Hayden Christiansen (which plays Anakin Skywalker, future Dark Vador, in episodes I, II and III)...

Surviving VHS.
The fans are all the more furax that no technical constraint prevented Lucas from associating with the DVD of improved films, their original version, for example by way of no-claims bonus on an additional disc. A party taken that Fox had adopted besides last year with four films of the Alien series, proposed in only one box in their "traditional" version rooms and in their new worked over again assembly. But, with Star Wars, all occurs like if the first films, however seen by hundreds of million people, had been only drafts now good to throw to the basket. As if no trace were to remain about it, once that the surviving VHS of the Nineties will be irremediably damaged, even if more nerds already transferred their Star Wars "vintage" in DivX format... Ultimate concern for the fans, or, more precisely, for their porte-monnaie: do the DVD put on sale this week present well the final version of the first Trilogy? Where George Lucas won't it will benefit from possible upheavals of numerical technology for rebidouiller its films and draw any from new profits? The serial Wars Star, at least in his dimension "cow with milk", is not ready to be concluded.

(1) Also called episodes I, II and III, because located chronologically before the action of the Trilogy. George Lucas ensured the last Festival of Deauville that there will be never episodes VII, VIII and IX.
(2) http://originaltrilogy.com
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#70000
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RIP Rodney Dangerfield
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Let's give it up for the big man, show some respect.

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In a 1986 interview, he explained the origin of his "respect" trademark:

"I had this joke: `I played hide and seek; they wouldn't even look for me.' To make it work better, you look for something to put in front of it: I was so poor, I was so dumb, so this, so that. I thought, `Now what fits that joke?' Well, `No one liked me' was all right. But then I thought, a more profound thing would be, `I get no respect.'"


Some classic Rodney:

When I was born the doctor took one look at my face ... turned me over and said. Look ... twins!

When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm sorry. We did everything we could, but he pulled through."

I'm so ugly, when I was born the doctor slapped my mother!

I'm so ugly...My mother had morning sickness....... AFTER I was born.

I was such an ugly baby...My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

One year they wanted to make me poster boy for birth control.

On Halloween .... the parents send their kids out looking like me. Last year... one kid tried to rip my face off! Now it's different...when I answer the door the kids hand me candy.

I was so poor growing up. If I wasn't a boy, I'd have had nothing to play with.
 
I was such an ugly kid.  When I played in the sandbox; the cat kept covering me up.
 
I'm so ugly.  My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
 
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
 
Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me find my parents.  I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said, "I don't know kid.  There's so many places they can hide."

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?"   He told me to run off a cliff.
 
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
 
It's been a rough day. I got up this morning put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over; nobody's home."  I went over. Nobody was home.
 
During sex, my wife always wants to talk to me.  Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

One day as I came home early from work ..... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy .... "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."

If it weren't for pick-pocketers I'd have no sex life at all.

My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too!

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

Some dog I got. We call him Egypt because in every room he leaves a pyramid. His favorite bone is in my arm. Last night he went on the paper four times - three of those times I was reading it.

I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and I look in the mirror.  I feel like throwing up; what's wrong with me?" He said "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."

I'm so ugly.  I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get.

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
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#69966
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Did Boba Survive?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I'm not really sure.

It doesn't really literally apply to actual teeth more a fear to do with male vulnerability.

I think it tends to be more representative of the wet, scary, dark place with teeth than an actual vagina.

Inviting, mysterious and dangerous.

It's a fear of sudden castration/emasculation/pain that probably has something to do with guilt derived from pleasure and the idea of "what is the very worst thing that can happen?"

I don't believe that any guy has ever wondered truly whether a vagina would bite his dick off or not but Freud is talking about our unconscious fears. And our unconscious fears are not rational.
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#69941
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It's official...
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Heh, good find starkiller.

Jimbo you needn't wait until you get a good job to begin a sexual relationship. Yes some girls are impressed by a guys large bankroll but in truth girls are just as horny as guys.

Just find an attractive girl you respect and who likes you and see where it goes, you never know.

But whatever you do wear protection. The last thing this world needs is a litter of Jimbo Jnrs. M'kay?
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#69860
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.: The Zion DVD Project :. (Released)
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HHHOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sweet looking set zion. Colour me impressed.

The colours, the crispness, the Han-shoots-firstness.

I'm also thoroughly impressed by the amount of effort going into these dvds. I think it speaks volumes to the effect the REAL versions of these films had on us all waaay back when we were much, much younger that a talented fan such as yourself would go to such lengths to preserve them in such a fashion.

I shall follow this thread with great interest. ETA/street date?
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#69891
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Beautiful Women
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I'm well researched.

Paris Hilton is a skank, a skank with money and connections but a skank none-the-less.

I'd have to wear two condoms just to shake her hand.

She's prompted a recent wave of ho-fashion, cowboy hats and cut-offs, string-tops and FM boots.

Now every little girl can aspire to being a party tramp.

She ought to be tarred and feathered for that alone.
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#69871
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The Quotable Quote
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Yes excellent fencing very much in league with the two great swashbuckling films you mentioned.

It's a pity there wasn't more swashbuckling in the PT films.

I LOVE The Court Jester.

"The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true, right?"
"Right, but there's been a change. They ... broke the chalice from the palace."
"They ... broke the chalice from the palace?"
"... and replaced it with a flagon."
" A flagon?"
"... with a figure of a dragon."
"A flagon with a dragon.
"RIGHT."
"But, did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?"
"Noooo, the pellet with the poison is in the flagon with the dragon, the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true."
"The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon, the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true."
"Just remember that."
"Yes, thank you very much."