Hal 9000

Now you gotta fill it out again.

Replace D-O with an augmented Rian Johnson voice making meta-comments directly about the movie.

Good idea.

Of course many of those things stand or fall together, but I also answered based on what seems feasible.

Right. They continue their chess game while Rey does what she does.

Hit me uuuüp. I like the idea and am curious to see how it ends. In my head working broom boy into the end of a Star Destroyer montage sounds good but who knows.

I still think Snoke is Plagueis.

Palpatine cloned his former master, who only ever operated in the shadows anyway as did all the Sith the past thousand years, in order to use HIM as a puppet and get some payback.

I question whether it’d be a good thing anyway. But… while I wouldn’t ask anyone to (and sincerely don’t have a strong preference), I can’t imagine not using it if someone did (and it was good).

I may not care about it, but if someone did enough to execute it effectively, fair enough and I’d use it. I would even do the audio. Maybe adding in some Kylo Ren-ish crackling throughout. Not all the time nonstop but where you’d expect to hear it in movie parlance.

I guess we could use the original hyperspace establishing shot, then interior, then Tatooine. Their continued conversation can fade out as we fly by Jawas.

The ST doesn’t have any sex or gore. The PT has Anakin and Padme and Anakin burning alive. The OT had romance, Leia in her slave outfit, charred skeletons and blood when an arm is cut off in the Cantina.

Hux should be shot in the head with a graphic explosion. And maybe when Kylo Ren picks up the Wayfinder on Mustafar it shows him a psychic vision of boobs.

Nah, I don’t think that’s really necessary. 😕

I imagine the Falcon interior could be placed after the establishing shot with the Jawas. Or before that, but yes I agree that should remain. We don’t need arrivals on planets to be any more abrupt.

Could be. That shot would need to be the new start of the sequence, immediately after Palpatine, whether hyperspace or no.

And yeah, I don’t wish to remove Klaud but I think it’d be cleaner that way.

We start a kickstarter to hire Weird Al to record a Van Halen cover so that as Rey and company arrive at Burning Man, we hear a diegetic performance of “Pasaana.”

If the Falcon chess scene is moved to the end of the movie, it gives something of a tangle with Klaud.

Either the earlier scene begins with “hey Klaud hows that air conditioner coming,” or with the better starting point of Poe in the cockpit directing things. The shot of the Falcon heading toward the iceberg could be extended to serve as the longer, take a breath establishing shot that the hyperspace shot used to provide. Without that initial intro of Klaud or his continued presence in the lightspeed skipping sequence which I will not feature, he’d be too weird to have just in what’s left. I guess he could still appear at the end as a weird rando for Merry to hug, though.

Since krausfadr has removed Klaud anyway, that material can be used to just cleanly remove him.

JEDIT: Sorry, looks like krausfadr removed him via editing rather than FX. I know there’s someone out there who has, so perhaps that could be obtained.

Awesome!

DominicCobb said:

I don’t see what was wrong with the way I worded that particular sentence haha.

Nothing. I think it works not to use an analogy, but DOTF’s “suffocate” could juxtapose nicely with the “spark.”

Episode IX
THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

Across the galaxy, the spark of hope lives on. To suffocate a growing unrest, the tyrannical First Order has silenced communication between neighboring systems.

As Rey, sole heir to the Jedi, continues her training under the ailing General Leia Organa, their fledging Resistance gathers intel to forge a path to freedom.

Meanwhile, Supreme Leader Kylo Ren has traveled to Mustafar in search of a rumored Imperial fleet that would allow him to destroy any threat to his power…

Love that video.

lol

I wonder what the commentary will be like. Especially if I have guests.

Oh, boy, a truther…

Good revision. I feel the need to try to modify the clause about the rising tide of dissidence, maybe an analogy that doesn’t seem at odds with that of a spark. Not sure about ‘fabled’ either. I guess it’s time to bust out a thesaurus and get into the weeds.

Yousa point is well sid.

And I agree with Dom. I don’t think any of the possibilities are phenomenal so I guess I err on the side of leaving it alone and decry liability.

I’m sure Rose died offscreen after the previous scene. Maybe add her ghost… surprise Force user.

That’s a clever idea! I guess the earlier scene would then begin with “hey, Klaud, hows the air conditioner coming” or whatever it was.

Nice new crawl. Here’s my current draft for mine taking some of it into account:

Episode IX
THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

Across the galaxy, the spark of hope lives on. To quell an uprising, the tyrannical First Order has silenced communication between neighboring systems.

As Rey, sole heir to the Jedi, continues her training under the ailing General Leia Organa, their fledging Resistance gathers intel to forge a path to freedom.

Meanwhile, Supreme Leader Kylo Ren has traveled to Mustafar in search of a legendary Imperial fleet that would allow him to destroy any threat to his power…