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#114082
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Kevin Smith interview in Rolling Stone on fans - Couldn't have said it better myself...
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Now that I couldn't have said better than myself. Well I already posted that the PT doesn't exist to me and I'm still wondering what Vader was like before his change, and the mystery that is Fett, guess we'll never know.


I personally think that a group of fans are going to make three movies all on their own that will be underground sensations which will be heralded as THE films that should have been made.

Or some fan is going to write his own fan-fics of the entire saga and do it right from the get-go. Most fan-fics like that are crappy, but there will be someone ambitious enough to re-imagine Star Wars like that.

If there are any fans out there who are thinking of making their own films of the prequels, I would humbly pledge my writing skills to your efforts.....I would LOVE to be involved in such an endeavor.
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#114075
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Kevin Smith interview in Rolling Stone on fans - Couldn't have said it better myself...
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Originally posted by: Jedikev
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Originally posted by: Cable-X1
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Originally posted by: Jedikev
Ahh fuck off and cut out the drugs, you monkey.


ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!



Thanks Jedikev......I'm at work and I really needed that laugh right about now!!!!



I was joking i didn't mean to tell u to f off.


Jedikev.....we need to work on you man........

You don't know when I'm joking.

AND....

You don't know when I'm taking your joking as a joke even when I do so in a jokingly fashion.

***Insert MeBeJedi SIGH here***
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#114047
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Kevin Smith interview in Rolling Stone on fans - Couldn't have said it better myself...
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Originally posted by: MeBeJedi
"Come on man, use the fuckin' force here."

While I don't like the profanity that's become common on these boards lately, this was pretty funny...LOL


I'm sorry, MeBeJedi.......I've noticed I've been more profane than I should be. I will try to tone it down.

Emotions are always high where Star Wars is concerned.

And to anyone who wants to make some smarty-pants comment about the line above this one.....there's worst things to be hung up on, you know.....I could be shooting up heroin........so pipe down and just DEAL with my quirkiness!!!

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#114045
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Gripes About The Matrix Trilogy
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Hey there everyone!!!

I'm a bit of a latecomer to the Matrix movies. I just watched all 3 of them in the last few days and I have to say that I'm quite impressed with these. I have tried to watch the first one over the last few years, but never really got into it and always ended up falling asleep.

But when I watched all three, they clicked with me and I really enjoyed them. Now I've heard a lot of complaints and a ton of outrage about Reloaded and Revolutions. I've never really payed attention to it before, but I'm wondering if you could all vent your feelings about the movies, so I know what the big deal was.

Personally, I like the first 2. Reloaded is a little hard to follow with a bit of techno-babble, but it is still pretty good to me. Revolutions is a little strange and will definitely have to be watched again. The only thing I didn't like was the ending. There's a peace between the machines and humans?!?!?! I figured Neo was gonna destroy the Matrix and then all the humans would be freed, thus killing the machines since they had no power to keep going anymore. Instead, the opposite happened and it seems they have paved the way for more films to do.

I now open it up to you.....opinions, gripes, etc. about the Matrix Trilogy please.....
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#114041
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Kevin Smith interview in Rolling Stone on fans - Couldn't have said it better myself...
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Originally posted by: Hardcore Legend
You do realize you just made something up about Kevin Smith and then ripped into him about it. You have NO proof that Kevin Smith is currently part of Lucasfilm or that he will be in the future. Just because he hosted a Lucasfilm sponsered fanfest a few years ago doesn't mean he sold his soul to the devil. I personally would love to host such a thing, and it wouldn't stop me blasting ROTJ from here to the Endor Moon.

And, of the top of my head, I don't know if he directed it or just acted in it, but Dogma was brilliant.


We don't need proof dude. I think that most people on these boards are pretty bright and can figure things out for themselves......so connect the dots, man. KS has to have had some contact with the LucASS organization if he hosted that awards thing. Who's to say that one thing hasn't led to another behind the scenes and he's going to have a job writing for Star Wars in some way.

I do believe that LucASS does make his people sign non-disclosure contracts so they can't talk about anything they do or are going to do with LucASS.

Come on man, use the fuckin' force here. This shit ain't difficult to figure out. Anyone with any experience in human nature can pretty much piece together what's going on behind the scenes in this kind of stuff.

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#114039
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Kevin Smith interview in Rolling Stone on fans - Couldn't have said it better myself...
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Originally posted by: Hoichi, the Earless
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Lucas worshipping moron. I am getting sick and tired of reading this kind of nonsense.


He has indeed fallen to the dark side.

Haha
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I tried to boycott EpIII but couldn't...I have failed...I am weak and pathetic


I for one also boycotted it...yet I have succeded...I am strong and resilient.


By the way, in contrast to Smith, anyone care what filmmaker(s) of our day hasn't lost the faith? Trey Parker & Matt Stone of course!

When asked about "Star Wars," most celebs rarely brought up the controversial prequels. When they did, the memories were often unpleasant. Such sentiments were summed up by "South Park" creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone when they were asked what they'll remember.

"The original 'Star Wars' movies," said Parker.

"Yeah," echoed Stone. "The feeling I had when I liked it."

"That movie was our religion," said Parker. "It was basically saying, 'Hey, there's this power out there, and we can all sort of tap into it, and it's us and it's everything, and anyone can do this.' And then suddenly the new ones came out, and it's like, 'Well, no, it's all genetics. It's all in your blood.' "
"Horrible," Stone said of the prequels. "Beyond all the wooden acting and the stupid fights and all the terrible scripts, the very core of 'Star Wars' was ruined in these new ones. The idea that you're born with the force is so anti the original 'Star Wars.' Even though George Lucas made them all, he's wrong."

When asked which character they hate the most, Parker doesn't miss a beat: "Anyone in the prequels."
"Anything in any of the new ones," Stone agreed. "They don't exist to me. I don't even know what you're talking about. The new 'Star Wars' don't exist in my reality. Lucas is just an insane guy up in San Francisco now."





Matt and Trey.........I bow to your greatness!!!!!!!!!

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#113790
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Kevin Smith interview in Rolling Stone on fans - Couldn't have said it better myself...
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Originally posted by: Jedikev
Actually he has said that for a week Mebejedi


Sorry Jedikev....I should have used an emoticon there so you knew that I was joking. I thought it was pretty apparent from the start. And I'm not an ASS!!!!! I'm a horse-toothed jackass!!!!!!!!! I will only accept certain insults!!!

Thanks MeBe for getting the joke though!!!

Now.....I've been doing some thinking about this asswipe Kevin Smith and his shit-for-brains comments he's made.......here's what I've come up with.

First, here's some references from KS's films.....

Clerks - the scene where Dante and Randal are talking about which is better: Empire or Jedi....

Dante: Empire has the better ending....Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader is his father, Han Solo gets frozen and taken to Jabba The Hutt. It ends on such a downer. That's all life is: a series of down-notes. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets.

Okay......want further exposition......

How 'bout Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back....

Holden McNeil: Now considering a Jay And Silent Bob movie has to be the worst idea since Greedo shooting first.....

Gee....do I see a pattern here??? Kevin wouldn't be the first writer to insert his view on certain subjects into his art, so is it possible that KS is telling us his feelings on said SW subject matter.

Okay.....so now we get these comments and the comments he made in his ROTS review that basically said that anyone who hates this movie is a whiny bitch and so forth.......why the turnaround???

Well....let me venture a guess.........

Um....a few years ago, Kevin hosted the Star Wars fanfilms award. This was an OFFICIALLY sanctioned LucASSfilm event, which means that KS has been in contact with the people at LucASSfilms.

AND.....

There are these rumors flying around that KS has been asked to contribute to the new SW TV series..........

Considering that KS hasn't done anything in recent memory that was any good.......Jersey Girl flopped and there's rumor after rumor after rumor of KS working on new Fletch films and some kind of Sci-Fi film for Miramax....all of which have yet to materialize. I would guess that KS's career might be pretty much winding down.

It sounds to me that KS is a two-faced little bastard who is now 'involved' with the LucASS organization in some way. And these comments are nothing but total and complete dicksucking on his part cuz now he gets to be involved in SW in some compacity.

If this is true and KS does have something to do with the new SW show......then he will have gone down quite a few notches in my opinion. Actually, he's a fucking asshole loser traitor to the OT.

I got only one thing to say to you Kevin....SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!
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#113659
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Kevin Smith interview in Rolling Stone on fans - Couldn't have said it better myself...
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You know what?!?!?!? FUCK KEVIN SMITH!!!!!!!!!

That felt somewhat better....

Now....more seriously....I can understand the whole arguement about us "older" OT fans being impossible to please......and frankly, I never expected the prequels to surpass or even equal the OT on any level. I went in back in 99 with a VERY open mind and I never passed judgement untill long after AOTC came out.

Now I can accept that we didn't get films that compared to the OT, but what we did get was a FUCKING MESS WITH NO GODDAMN WELL THOUGHT OUT STORY WHATSOEVER.

I would expect Kevin Smith to know the difference from a well plotted out storyline and one that was made up as time went along. Considering his films are not what most would consider cinematic masterpieces, we should consider the source here.

DAMN, I'M PISSED NOW!!!!!!!!! SMITH JUST WENT TO #2 ON MY SHIT LIST.......JEDIKEV.....YOU JUST FELL TO #3!!!!!!!!!
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#113502
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The originaltrilogy.com Forum - I love this place
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I agree wholeheartedly that this is the single best Star Wars message board on the web.

I think it is the most intelligent and mature boards out there too.

The people that frequent here are simply....AWESOME!!!

Even though I do subject people to my idocracy with some of my silly posts, everyone here is pretty understanding and has a great sense of humor.

The preservation effort is what should take the lion's share of the credit. People like ocpmovie, MagnoliaFan and Rikter (I know I forgot plenty!!) are going to be the true heart and soul of Star Wars. They're people who believe that something is special and are willing to go the distance to make sure it is preserved for all ages.

My hats off to them and to all the posters who have come here....I hope you enjoy this community. I sure do!!!

And I'd like to give a great big kick in the balls to all the mods on the OFFICIAL Star Wars message board. You punks only wish you were half as cool as this board is.

Now, let's get some naked Twi'lek chicks in the house and PARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#113201
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Midicholorians
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Originally posted by: skyjedi2005
Read the making of revenge of the sith. In it it describes how lucas was in fact considering making anakin the son of palpatine by way of midichlorians. Imagine that, palps is actually Luke skywalkers and leias grandfather. creepy huh?



Not creepy really.....just right on the target considering who's writing this crap.

Only LucASS would come up with that kind of shit.

LucASS needs a woman....then MAYBE he will write something decent.
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#113200
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What in SW DOES make sense????
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I agree with that. LucASS has said that Star Wars is all about choices.

Interesting though....what about his choices? Like the OOT on DVD issue, huh?

I guess we had all better start rooting for Jett Lucas......cuz it might be up to him to make the right choice about that.

Maybe, he'll spend his share of the LucASS fortune on hookers and when he's broke, he put out the OOT on DVD and then rake in the dollars only to spend them on more whores!!!

Damn, I am screwed up today. Where the hell did that come from?
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#113191
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Midicholorians
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Originally posted by: MeBeJedi
"Hmm. So this is the original novelization, but his story has evolved over time."

Agreed. I just find it funny that Lucas went from the Force being unexplainable, to midichlorians.

"Needs to get laid......"

Me too...

"just kidding...."

I'm not.




With LucASS, we never know what to expect. He says one thing and then says the exact opposite.

I need to get laid too, dude.....by 10 female Twi'leks in skimmpy outfits.....wait.....lose the outfits.

I'm on a Twi'lek kick today, it seems.

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#113187
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The Star Wars Saga DVD Box Set
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Originally posted by: Jedikev
Yeah they got me and a few others banned for flaming and insulting Lucas.


I never got banned.....but I had more than a few encounters with those little bastards.

One arsehole mod locked a thread cuz someone dared to say that he didn't like the EU. And that is all he said, "I don't really like the EU."
No smartassness.....no insults.....no invites for a flame war.....just a simple statement about that he didn't like it. BAM...LOCKED.

I brought it up in the Feedback Forum that the mod sort of over-reacted....and all the other mods defended this dude to the last man. They have such broad standards over there. Literally anything you say is subject to their approval. Totally gay, IMHO. Lamest message board around.

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#113182
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What in SW DOES make sense????
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Originally posted by: Jedikev
slaves? could you tell me the backstory of that, please thanks.


There is no backstory that I'm aware of....although anyone who's read the book Tales From Jabba's Palace probably knows the answer.

At any rate, I was just being perverted with that comment about Twi'lek slaves. I'm the one who dreams of Twi'lek strip bars and blowing all my money on a TEN-SOME with 9 other Twi'leks....all in various colors.

Damn, I'm sick!!!!!

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#113179
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The Star Wars Saga DVD Box Set
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Originally posted by: Jedikev
Yes, reduntancy is bad, think of the big hassle that Jay has to go through to lock a thread.

Ask Master Mike he'll tell you.


Redundantcy is no big deal here Jedikev......but holy shit...don't try it on the official boards!!!! They will castrate you and call you the evil that must be destroyed at all cost.

The Master Mike comment was funny....but I'm sure no one here got it. God, I hate those mods!!!

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#113171
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Midicholorians
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Originally posted by: Jedikev
Cable, how about you shit in Lucass' McDonalds food...............oh wait Lucass has sold out MacDonalds he's that fat.



Shit in his food?!?!?!? HELL NO!!!!

Shit on his head!!!! HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!! LucASS The Shithead!!!!

This is really sad, I know. I used to think this guy was the greatest thing there ever was........now I'm reduced to talking about shitting on his head. Sad and pathetic yeah.....but then again....so is the PT and everything about it.
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#113162
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Midicholorians
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My opinions of said subject...

Midiclorians
The damn dumbest idea I have ever heard. The force should be completely unexplained. Adds to the mystery and myth of the whole saga. What we all accepted in the OT was that some things DON'T have to be explained.....and somethings are better off NOT explained.

Virgin Birth/Darth Plageus Influenced Birth...WHATEVER
I can see why LucASS put this in, but I really think that it is over-doing it. You can leave the Chosen One stuff in there, but I say just drop the virgin birth. I think it's simply better to have Anakin be a VERY powerful Jedi who had ambitions and such and just went down the wrong path, resulting in a lot of bad shit happening. The whole virgin birth thing is just hokey anyway.....as for the Darth Plageus thing.....LucASS had no business bringing that up if he wasn't going to explain it. TOO DAMN MANY ABSTRACTS HERE!!!!!!!

HotRod
Needs to get laid......just kidding.....

MeBeJedi's ANH novel quote
A damn fine example of the line of thought LucASS should have followed with the PTs.