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Every time someone in the movie cracks a joke or says something funny, the film pauses and adds a clip of Robert Downey Jr. explaining the joke to the viewer.
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D-O: “W-what is that?”
Rey: “It’s the Death Star.”
Pie: “This was the Death Star.
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Who’s Pie? Ajit Pai?
I like Servii’s idea a lot.
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D’oh! (Pie d’oh)
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Rotoscope a pie over Poe Dameron’s head, to bring the ST more in line with Hal’s typo.
“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas
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I had no idea who Pie was supposed to be, so I initially read that line in a Ron Howard, Arrested Development narration voice…
Rey: “It’s the Death Star.”
Ron: “It wasn’t.”
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At this rate, we’ll need to give pie its own villain. How about cake?
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He needs Goldmember as his villain
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Goldmember was already in TLJ.
When the crew reach Naboo in TPM, Ric Olié says “Naboo: the whole planet is one big Italy”.
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Have a J. Jonah Jameson soundalike narrate and rant endlessly about how Luke Skywalker is the greatest menace in the galaxy through all three movies in the original trilogy.
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Book of Boba Fett spoilers:
Dub Patton Oswalt’s filibuster from Parks and Rec over Boba Fett escaping from the Sarlacc Pit.
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Taking a cue from Mystery Incorporated, Connix refers to Leia as “General Mom”. Oh and I guess Kylo too.
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Re-edit Kylo Ren’s first scene with Palpatine by digitally adding in Mariachi band instruments for both the Emperor and his followers. Then, have Palpatine say, “Au contraire, Mon Capitan! Heeee’s baaaack!” from the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, “Deja Q.”
For the less nerdy among you, here’s what I’m referring to:
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Horizontally stretch out every shot of Boba Fett in the OT to more closely match Temuera Morrison’s body-type.
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Horizontally stretch out every shot of Boba Fett in the OT to more closely match Temuera Morrison’s body-type.
You mean, like this?
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I might as well repost this one I pitched in the Ascendant thread:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Rst8qcQxH_r1c_e0y8TYtoMxmrNF4_si/view?usp=sharing
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Horizontally stretch out every shot of Boba Fett in the OT to more closely match Temuera Morrison’s body-type.
You mean, like this?
I love Song for Denise so much. Total bop.
I might as well repost this one I pitched in the Ascendant thread:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Rst8qcQxH_r1c_e0y8TYtoMxmrNF4_si/view?usp=sharing
Honestly I could see that working in a really comedic edit of the sequels that instead of removing the gags doubles down on them. The delivery’s a bit stilted and he pronounces Plagueis wrong, but the idea’s there.
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Well now I need to see that. lol
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Change the official logo of the resistance to a swastika, and digitally add one to the sleeve of every member of the resistance.
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Change the official logo of the resistance to a swastika, and digitally add one to the sleeve of every member of the resistance.
We may have just topped my Israel-Palestine idea for the actual worst edit idea in this thread.
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Take a SW porn parody and splice in actual surrounding scenes from the SW movies in place of the “parody” scenes.
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I really don’t like the two anti-Zionist and pro-Nazi ideas above here.
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I really don’t like the two anti-Zionist and pro-Nazi ideas above here.
See thread title
“Always in motion is the future” 🌌
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These ideas are all terrible.
The blue elephant in the room.