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Communicated by a now-subtitled BB8, Rey was temporarily looked after by Obi-Wan Kenobi’s grandson for a couple weeks once when Uncle Plutt (that’s his name and biological relation now, too) was on vacation. BB8 was present for the occasion, being owned by Kenobi before sending him with an urgent message for then-Senator Leia shortly after.

My stance on revising fan edits.

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Replace the voice of James Earl Jones with the voice of Mr. Bill.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Vice Admiral Holdo doesn’t ram the Star Destroyer. She survives to fight in the Battle of Crait, though is shot down by a walker.

Holdo takes Finn’s place in the sacrificial ramming of the ram, only to get saved by a very confused Rose.

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Make an anime version of Star Wars.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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In TLJ, when Rey says, “Do you have something, a cowl or something you can put on?”, replace the “c” sound with a “t”, and add this for the rest of the scene:

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars

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JackNapier said:

Eyepainter said:

Make an anime version of Star Wars.

Wouldn’t that be an awesome idea?

If you think turning Princess Leia into a waifu, making her talk about being best friends with Han, Emperor Palpatine saying “this isn’t even my final form!”, or Luke trying to become stronger because destiny or something like that is awesome to you… Well, to each their own, but I see it as unintentional hilarity at best.

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Hal 9000 said:

lol, did you just make that?

Yep! My other hobby is making memes. I’m actually a moderator for a somewhat well-known Star Wars meme group.

Edit: That wasn’t meant to be, like, a brag or anything. Pretty sad brag if it was hahaha.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars

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DominicCobb said:

Make Holdo’s hair blonde.

This is one of those brilliant ones that feels like someone, somewhere, would unironically want to implement.

Hal 9000 said:

Make Holdo’s hair constantly rotate between colors like a fiberoptic Christmas tree.

Chromakey it to display reaction gifs that help convey her inner mood at key moments.

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars

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Make Holdo’s hair constantly rotate between colors like a fiberoptic Christmas tree.

Tempted to say this is unironically a good idea.

This is one of those brilliant ones that feels like someone, somewhere, would unironically want to implement.

Already have.

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“Never. I’ll never join the Kirk side. You’ve failed, your highness. I’m a Picard fan, like my father before me.”

I have altered Lucas’ visions. Pray I don’t alter them any further.

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Dub Greivous to sound like Sephiroth from FFVII.

Greivous has one black angel wing in ROTS.

Have One-Winged Angel played during battles:

  1. PS1 version - Battle of Hypori
  2. Reastered PC - Malevolance
  3. Reunion - Vs. Ahsoka
  4. Crisis Core - Lair of Greivous (Vs. Kit Fisto)
  5. Kingdom Hearts - Vs. Eeth Koth
  6. Kingdom Hearts 2.5 - Vs. Kenobi and Gallia
  7. Reorchestrated - ARC Troopers
  8. Dissidia - Shadow Warrior
  9. Monster Strike - Final Ahsoka Rematch
  10. Distant Worlds - Crisis on Utapau
  11. OJV - Battle of Coruscant
  12. Rebirth (with all instrument from every version and Heavy Metal from Advent children)
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Eyepainter said:

“Never. I’ll never join the Kirk side. You’ve failed, your highness. I’m a Picard fan, like my father before me.”

“So be it.”
(This plays as Force Lightning shoots Luke)

“It’s like rhymetry. They poem.” - Leorge Gucas

TROS Novelisation: The Faraday Edit, TLJ: Stoic Edition, ROTS: The Faraday Nudge, ROTS Ultracut: Order 66, Kenobi: Faraday Cut, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Gigan, Godzilla: Final Wars, The Light Rises, Faraday Jr.'s Star Wars

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Add an Uncle Owen voice over saying “only one season more…” and “harvest is when I need you the most…” to binary sunset, to rhyme with the ruminations scene from ROTS.