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#583188
Topic
One Film to be Preserved...
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TV's Frink said:



timdiggerm said:


twister111 said:

 


chinakat said:
2) You can't choose an entire series of movies (i.e. Star Wars, Star Trek, etc.) Pick ONE movie from that series. (exception: The Lord of the Rings)

Under what criteria does LOTR get exemption?


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It was filmed as a single film. By that logic, the Matrix sequels are one film.


That's a silly exemption.


Pirates otC 2&3
BTTF 2&3
Richard Lester's Three and Four Musketeers
Harry Potter 7&8

Are we excluding these too?

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#583142
Topic
Video Games - a general discussion thread
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CP3S said:


Aside from Tolkien, who I love, I've never had any interest in fantasy books, maybe it relates to that.

My level of Tolkien interest is too low for other fans to consider me one of them, and too high for norms to consider me one of them.

As mish, as peshkë, I guess.

And I agree, almost all of the rest of the "fantasy" genre doesn't interest me at all, depsite the fact that fantasy plays heavily into genres that I love (Space Opera, soft Sci Fi, superheroes, etc...).

Have you ever read the Wheel of Time? When I worked at Barnes and Noble, some employees only read fiction, some only read history, and others only read home and gardening... but everyone (myself excluded) read Wheel of Time. Since my job was on the line, I picked it up and really enjoyed the heck out it. There were 8 books at the time, and I think they're up to 14 with the 15th and "final" book out early next year.

Of course, once you get into it people will make the assumption that you're into fantasy and you just need to read more of it... but it's worth the price.

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#583069
Topic
Video Games - a general discussion thread
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Bingowings said:


Taking into account the titles I have are there any must have original Xbox games you fellas and fillies would recommend?

I think I recall that you have a PS2, so you're only asking for Xbox exclusives, is that right?

Advent Rising
Riddick (Escape from Butcher Bay) especially if you're a Riddick fan, but even if you're an FPS fan. (It's on 360, and better looking, but it's pretty decent on the big black box)
Batman- Rise of Sin Tzu* is a great co-op game that my family has put plenty of hours into
Crimson Skies was pretty great.
As a Matrix fan, I really enjoyed both Enter the Matrix* and Neo: The Path of the One*
Fuzion Frenzy is a great party game that will entertain 4 or more for hours
Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction* is incredibly great. It also runs in 720p, if you have the component cables and looks pretty good.
Indigo Prophecy* if you're into bizarre games with psychic detectives and whatnot
Lord of the Rings Two Towers* and Return of the King* are pretty good, if you're a fan. RotK even has pretty good co-op.
The Midway Treasures collections are a lot of fun if you don't have them all in MAME. And! it's a legit way to get them (if 005 is reading).
Monster Garage was simple, but good clean fun.
Prince of Persia Sands Trilogy* are some of my favourite games of all time (top 50 for sure, maybe higher).
Psychonauts*
Spider-Man 2*- there have been a lot like it since, but it was first to be this great.
Did someone already say Star Wars Battlefront 2*?
Star Wars Clone Wars was fun, even for a guy that pretends the prequels don't exist.
XIII* was a great shooter for its time.
X-Men Legends 1 & 2 are great, especially for X-Men fans. They both run in 720p with component cables as well.

(Halo 1 & 2 but you already said...)

That's all I got.




*I think these aren't exclusives

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#583024
Topic
Video Games - a general discussion thread
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Johnny Ringo said:
re Alice: madness returns - I own the artbook and there's stuff that was cut from the final game, that might account for the disjointed / messy path..I haven't played the game yet, I'm waiting to find it cheap.

I could have put it better this way: More like Darksiders, please! Backtracking would have made the game a lot better in my mind. Though I'd like to see the delted stuff from the artbook sometime.

I got my copy for $12 from gamefly and it had the code for the original Alice game.


Johnny Ringo said:

I've been putting old lucasarts and sierra adventure games on my Android tablet via scummvm with good results so far. scummvm is an emulator.

Don't say emulator around 005. ;)

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#583021
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Last movie seen
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Gaffer Tape said:


My girlfriend, who was a huge fan of the book, hated that movie.  She said that, not only did it not follow the book in any way, shape, or form, but that it was completely incomprehensible to anyone who hadn't read it.  Indeed, she said several members of the group she saw it with kept turning and asking what the hell was going on.


1. Gaffer has a girlfriend.
2. HAWT.
3. She went without you?
4. Were her other friends female?
5. HAWT

But seriously- excepting you, twister, H.L.F. and Mrs. 005, I don't think women were the target audience.*




*Unlike the author's earlier work, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

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#583020
Topic
Secret History of Star Wars- The Audio Book, An OT.com Production?
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Gaffer Tape said:


Oooh.  I guess I need to be added to this folder as well.

What, do you need a personal invitation to send me your e-mail address? I already asked for all contributors to send them to me, but your highness needs one with her name on it.

*ahem*

Gaffer, please PM me your e-mail address so I can add you to the Google Docs group.

And then put your 5 minute demo in there. So far Akwat's is the only one.

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#582963
Topic
Secret History of Star Wars- The Audio Book, An OT.com Production?
Time

zombie84 said:


I'm curious how this has turned out so far. You guys should post it on a public file-sharing site for feedback.

Also, this confused me a bit reading the previous page: is this being made from the e-book PDF from way-back or the actual published version? They are quite different.


Zombie- PM me your e-mail address and I will add you to the google docs folder where we're putting our 5 minute demos.

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#582961
Topic
McCallum Wishes OOT Were on Blu-Ray
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TV's Frink said:



Mike O said:


zombie84 said:

No one except a small band of teenagers and clueless fanboys would say they wouldn't prefer the originals exist.


Doubt most people care.

 

Wish in one hand, sh&t in the other, see which fills up faster, as they say...


They say that?  Never heard it before.

It's what the kids are saying right before you chase them off your lawn.

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#582958
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Last movie seen
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Tobar said:


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34x6m-ahGIo">Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter</a> (2012)

Just got back from this. Wow. That was one awesome movie. Going in I thought this was probably going to be low budget and corny. I hadn't watched a trailer for it beforehand, just saw the poster. This movie was off the rails. It was a huge film that balanced everything almost perfectly. It captured the time period perfectly, the actor they got to play Abe was great. I really can't think of anything to complain about. It had its corny elements of course but they're easily forgiven. Fun flick.


The dismal RottenTomatoes rating worried me for a split second... and then I realized that almost nobody would "get" this film.

My wife and I saw the trailer, and my wife was confused why it didn't look like a comedy, but looked serious... but still looked like it couldn't be serious. She got it, but still didn't get it.

Of course, I did read one review of a guy who should have gotten it, but still said it failed to hit the mark... anyways, glad you liked it Tobar. It gives me hope that I will really enjoy it when I get aroud to it.

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#582957
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Last movie seen
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doubleofive said:


John Carter

Dear Xhonzi,

Allow me to take this opportunity to apologize to you and everyone else who enjoyed this movie in theaters and told me to see it. I honestly feel bad for not supporting this movie when it really mattered, for now we'll never get a sequel.

I was unsure watching it at first, it was confusing at first, but by the time it got going I was along for the ride. It was well made, decently acted, with gorgeous visual effects.

I am genuinely sorry for not listening to you. You would have thought I learned after Inception.

I will never not listen to you again, xhonzi.


Sincerely,

Five


*Single tear*

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#582540
Topic
Video Games - a general discussion thread
Time

I finished Alice: Madness Returns- I really enjoyed it, but I think I kept hoping for it to become what it could have been instead of what it was.

It was a bit too linear. It ostensibly encouraged exploration, but also punished it. You would come to a room with multiple exits. All exits would be more or less at the same level of obscura... one would continue the level (and usually lock behind you) and the others would have hidden goodies. Many, many times I took what I thought was the path less travelled only to discover it was a one-way passage into the next segment of the game.

I really enjoy a game with some nice depth. I think hidden objects & puzzles is a fine way of adding this depth. I just think the game needs to allow backtracking if it's going to work this way.

Late in the game, you fight some mightily impressively large beasties. To make things complicated, there are tonnes of tiny beasties around that try to divide your attention. Fine. It's when I can't target the big beasty, because of all of the little beasties, that it doesn't feel like a genuine challenge of the game type, but a challenge of the interface instead. :(

The first level of the game starts in a very colourful, whimsical, and... well... wonderful Wonderland. Due to the story of the game (corruption, destruction, & madness) Wonderland starts to turn... yucky. I enjoyed the setting, but a quick trip back to the first level made me wish more of the game had been like that.

The story seemed to be a complete mess. 20ish year old Alice is in Wonderland to find missing memories of how her family died in a fire (in real life). Like BioShock, the memories play back like little audio recordings from different people who were there. I found them hard to follow. In the sense that I would listen to the entire clip, understand every word in it... but fail to understand what relevance it had. Perhaps this was my problem. But the twists at the end came at me in a very unsurprising way. When the curtain was pulled back, I had't already guessed what was behind it... and I didn't really understand/care what was behind it.

The gameplay is 80-90% Wonderland with 10-20% real life. Real life is grey and sad... but I found some of the design to be surprising and not in a good way. Alice lives in a whorehouse, and one can overhear (or see in cutscenes) various conversations between the women of illrepute and their customers. Words right at the top of the naughty list, and in context too. Really? Is this what you think when you think, Alice in Wonderland? Sure, it's M Rated. Sure, it's "Dark and Violent" but I thought this was a poor choice.

Some of the settings were fantastic, the weapons were fun and varied (though the upgrades were hard to appreciate... I guess my Vorpal Blade is doing more damage now...) the warddrobe changes were pretty cool, the creepy stuff was creepy (baby faces on everything!) and shriking to half size never got dull. The platforming was clever. The puzzles were adequate.

Like I said, I really did enjoy it... but I kept thinking it was the B version of an A+ game. Much kinder to the modern sensibilities than the original AM's Alice, however, which I also just played (first time).

Now onto Castlevania: Lords of Shadow. I'm really looking forward to this one!