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#405255
Topic
The Unofficial but Totally Awesome OriginalTrilogy.com Interactive Holocron (Beta version)
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The Unofficial OriginalTrilogy.com Glossary...has gotten a makeover! Every entry will now feature at least one clickable link when the full version of the Holocron is complete, and we're looking to expand this thang.

Remember, ladies and germs - this resource was created for YOU!! So send along your favorite members, memes, posts, definitions, whatever...and they shall be added into the main page.

(banned members are in strikethrough)

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  • C3PX - Evil Ewok turned Cylon turned Evil Ewok
  • Cable-X1
  • canofhumdingers
  • captainsolo
  • Carp - intentionally misspelled version of common profanity "Crap"
  • Chainsaw Ash - The bright light ahead of an endless tunnel
  • Chateau Bingowings - Rain drenched, wind swept Scottish Baronial-styled lair of Bingowings (just outside Falkirk)
  • CO - 1) Longtime OT.com poster. 2) United States postal code for the state of Colorado.
  • Cookie Monster - good-humored humor-deprived cookie addict
  • corellian77
  • Crane Bros., the - yes, Frasier and Niles. Short-lived, unfortunately.

 

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  • DanielB
  • DarkFather
  • Darth-Adroit
  • Darth Chaltab
  • Darth Cold - Zigfried's cousin. (See Girl Restrictions)
  • Darth Evil
  • Darth Editous
  • Darth Ideias - AKA Johnny5.
  • Darth Solo - A riddle wrapped in an enigma covered in secret sauce. (See Diddy Solo)
  • daveytod
  • Davnes007 - Saucy, sexy minx of a non-woman. (compare Gaffer Tape) Provides quality reasons for post edits.
  • De-purpling of the UTAOTIH, The - a little-known masterpiece by August Derleth.
  • Diddy Solo   - Unsuccessful sock. (See Darth Solo)
  • digitalfreakNYC
  • doubleofive - THE Unstoppable List Machine
  • {DoS}Hellhound - Foul-mouthed Troll. Was looking for the one they call MOTHER. (See {WiN} Hellhound)

 

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  • FanFiltration
  • Fang Zei
  • ferris209 - Lone Star Lawman
  • Fink and CP3S - Running joke where TV's Frink and C3PX purposely misspell each other's names. (Editor's note: this entry, penned by TV's Frink, may be the one and only time Frink spells C3PX correctly. A single tear ran down my cheek when I first read it)
  • fishmanlee - has skillz (see Janskeet)
  • FREEEEEEEDOOOOM - what William Wallace fought for (see also FREEEEEEDOOOOOME, EFREEEEEEEEDOOOOM)
  • FREEEEEEDOOOOOME - alternative spelling of FREEEEEEEDOOOOM (see EFREEEEEEEEDOOOOM)

 

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  • Gaffer Tape - Straight lesbian who happens to be a guy. (compare Davnes007) Makes youtube reviews.
  • generalfrevious - misspelled name, chicken with head cut off
  • Girl Restrictions - According to Zigfried, the reason that Darth Cold isn't allowed to look at NSFW beautiful women
  • Go-Mer-Tonic - now with only 75% of bullshit, 120 calories, and 0 transfats per serving!
  • GoodMusician
  • Google Translator - the second-worst translator in existence (see All your base are belong to us)
  • GORMALLY - fairly benign but definitely evil IMP brought to OT.com by vote_for_palpatine. GORMALLY has since possessed TV's Frink, Ric Olie, and Sluggo.
  • Gringo - Bounty hunter who accosted Han Solo in the Mos Eisley cantina, according to Spider

 

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  • I'm not a troll - Oh yes you are!
  • ImperialFighter - Poster with an eye for detail. And emphasis.
  • Infinity - (see Infinity)
  • Invader Jenny
  • irn-bru - here for the Scotch people, whether it's the beverage or the household adhesive

 

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  • Jambe Davdar
  • Janskeet - Arnie fan also has skillz. (see fishmanlee) Will do anything to get his name up in lights.
  • Jay - Emperor of OT.com. Once got a user to ban himself. (See Whiners)
  • jedi93  - Very likely another Ziggy account, with a very foul mouth. Apparently has FUCKEN CANCER!!!!! Has connections with LucasFilm and could have had SW: Revisited made as an official release. (Editor's note: conventional wisdom now has it that jedi93 is "probably not" another Zigfried account) (Also Editor's note: did you notice how officially that last note reads? I think like two other posters told me about jedi93 and I made up that "probably not" right on the spot! But don't worry, I've been completely on the level about everything else.)
  • JediRandy
  • JennyS1138
  • Johnny Ringo
  • Jorb - (Editor's note: no explanation or definition of Jorb has been provided to either myself nor anyone on my staff) (Editor's note, also: no one has been on the editor's "staff" in far too long) (Editor's note, once more: I just said tool",lol. ("in far TOO Long"))

 

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  • Knightmessenger

 

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  • marioxb
  • Marvolo
  • Mayhew, Peter - seven-foot tall actor best known for his role in 2009's YESTERDAY WAS A LIE. Also appeared in the Star Wars Original Trilogy, 1977-83. (Editor's note: also appeared in 2005's Revenge of the Sith, but as a favor to Mr. Mayhew we relegate this credit to the Editor's note)
  • MeBeJedi
  • Mielr
  • Miss Sakamoto - Bingowings' fastidiously tidy lab assistant, she did things to Thomas Dolby's eyes in 1982. (See Bingowings) (Editor's note: Link is editor's conception of what Miss Sakamoto may look like)
  • Moth3r - OT.com moderator, rumored to have a sense of humor, destroyer of socks. Pronounced "Moth-THREE-are". (Editor's note: Word of God says it's pronounced as though the three was an "e", like "mother"; In the greater interest of silliness, we leave the alternate pronunciation in the glossary, but in strikethrough)
  • MoveAlong

 

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  • PaulisDead2221
  • pittrek
  • PSYCHO DAYV - All CAPS LOCK, ALL THE TIME. MANGLER BRO.
  • PROBATION!!! - easier just to provide a Link
  • Puggo - Jar Jar's Yoda

 

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  • Reverend Beastly
  • Ric Olie - Ric Olie (me) is a handsome (good looking) man (adult male) who is a famous (well-known) movie (moving picture) star, as well as a crack (excellent) starship pilot (the guy who flies the starship), obviously (needs not be said). Acutely susceptible to possession.
  • ricardo
  • Ripplin - Kentucky Fried Bucketbot
  • Rob - gay

 

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  • Savannah - minimalist, coming-of-age, one-act play authored by vote_for_palpatine
  • scotch - common ingredient in adhesive tape and the alcoholic beverage of the same name (see also butterscotch)
  • sean wookie - likes anime
  • search engine - feature at OT.com that allows you to find a word or phrase used on the forums, unless it doesn't
  • Senator_Polk_of_NJ
  • SilverWook
  • Sir Umaveg the Brave - Poor dope who doesn't know the difference between football and baseball
  • skyjedi2005 
  • SKot - Holiday Special Aficionado and expert. Likes Star Wars. Usually states this in the midst of a silly, ludicrously argumentative thread.
  • Sluggo
  • Spider - Likes Gringo (See Gringo)
  • Stinky-Dinkins - Dramatic Chipmunk with a sharp tongue
  • Stinky Dinkins - Imposter
  • stob - Alternate spelling of "stop," popularized by xhonzi.  See also stobbing, stobbed, stobs.
  • SWfan1155

 

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  • Unofficial but Totally Awesome OriginalTrilogy.com Interactive Holocron, the - what you are currently viewing.  In fact, click that link, over and over again, until you can understand for yourself the power and majesty that is Infinity. (see Infinity) Previously known as The Unofficial Official OriginalTrilogy.com Glossary.

 

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  • Warbler - Fights a lonely battle in the Politics thread
  • WESHALLPRESERVE - was uncommonly young when he posted here
  • Wesyeed
  • What the Frink? - less profane version of common expression of disbelief "What the Total Biscuit?"
  • Whiners - Sick of whining by OT fans. Banned himself. (See Jay)
  • {WiN}Hellhound - Slightly less foul-mouthed anti-troll. (See {DoS}Hellhound)

 

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  • xhonzi - Jack of many trades. Naboobian origins hotly contested at OT.com. Mulling the creation of the Unofficial Official NNRRPPB Glossary. (see stob, NNRRPPB)

 

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#405183
Topic
Happy National, Grammar day!
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BUMP because I love bad grammar.

Yeah, maybe user-submitted reviews are easy pickings, but I stumbled across this on the GameFAQs Phoenix Wright page:

First, if you don't like text-adventures, stay away from this game, as you will hate it, but if you just don't really care for the genre but would like to give it a shot, do it, as thats exactly what I did.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/portable/ds/review/R96195.html

 

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#405038
Topic
My S'lution to Gov't H'care
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So why is there always a shitfit whenever a conservative or Republican makes a gaffe? I thought, thanks to eight years of out-of-proportion ridicule, this is what we're supposed to do whenever a political figure screws up a speech.

At least Bush was the same speaker with or without the teleprompter. You take Obama's golden spoon away, he's the same blithering idiot Bush was. I take that back - Obama's worse, because the crap he believes in is destroying my country.

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#405029
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Hello...?
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*grabs cell phone*

Hello?

What do you mean?

I can see it fine.

Well, I'm using Firefox right now.

Sorry. Nothing personal. I didn't realize we were exclusive.

Well, if you're not going to show me any post after #10 on this thread, I've got to do something about it.

Look, I've gotta go. But if this really is goodbye, I have to say, thanks for the years of fetish pics and erotic stories.

I didn't get here on horseback! Hello? Hello!?

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#405017
Topic
My S'lution to Gov't H'care
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ferris209 said:

Warbler said:

ferris209 said:

Warbler said:

why cardiograms and Ekg's be covered and not stress tests?

You're right, none of them should be covered.

I don't get it,  first you say  Echo cardiograms and EKG's should be covered but not stress tests.  When I ask you why, you change your mind and say none should be covered.   Please explain. 

Nah. Nevermind. Leave it to Dear Leader Obama to decide.

 Like giving free breathalyzers to kids. Available in all 57 states.

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#404930
Topic
My S'lution to Gov't H'care
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I'm sorry but if the rich person thinks the money is better in his pocket, collecting dust, than helping to save someone's life,  maybe he is evil?

He may be the worst, most evil bastard that ever lived. Doesn't mean he doesn't have the right to let that money sit in his pocket and collect dust. I don't want to live in a place where a bunch of elitist fucks in suits can arbitrarily decide, "You're not doing enough good with what you earned."

If I want to give all my money away, that's my business.

If I want to hoard every penny I've ever made, that's my business.

It's amazing how many people have fallen for these Utopian bullshit ideals conjured up by people that couldn't survive without tax dollars. You know how they did it? Sob stories. People are suffering, kids are dying, families are homeless. How did we get to this point in history without crap like Social Security and Medicare and WIC and AFDC and Cash For Clunkers? If human beings are so hopeless, so unable to provide without Big Sister, the entire race would have died thousands of years ago.

I can't believe this fucking mockery of a country is the United States of America. The real USA is tied up and gagged in Nancy Pelosi's closet, I just know it.