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#93863
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Sequels that should never be...
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Originally posted by: ADigitalMan

The Spy Who Loved Me (great movie, awful soundtrack)
Moonraker (Did they even READ the book?)



Awful soundtrack? Whaat? Heehe I supposed people don't appreciate cheesy 70s soundtracks as I do.
About these two movies: I can't belive no one mentioned Bond's most memorable vilain/henchman: Jaws!

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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Sometimes I wonder how much preferring the old Bond films is based on how good they actually were and how much is nostalgia.


Well, can't one say the same about Star Wars?
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#93818
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Sequels that should never be...
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
I did, but until I did, the question was valid. BTW, Day Another Die wasn't that bad really. If they just tookout everything related to Jinks, Miranda Frost, and that white guy who used to be asian...


### SPOILER ###

Both "Diamonds Are Forever" and "Die Another Day" have surprise plot twists that focus on bizarre, quickly made plastic surgeries to change identities, yet "Diamonds" is good (yet cheesy), and "Die Another Day" is... well, crap.
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#93814
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The Essentials (films)
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Jaws is a little bit slow paced for today standarts, but it's a good film. Not great, but good.

"The Exorcist" is another example of a frightening film that, unlikely today, dosen't depend on teenages getting killed by an unknown, irrelevant serial killer; or "scarying" the audience with sudden appearences followed by loud sounds after moments of silence - which I belive is the lowest trick a "director" could do on a film.
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#93812
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Riddles
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Originally posted by: MeBeJedi
"So, in order to get it right, you needed to know that a license plate starts with 13? So anyone outside the US can't answer it..."

"Are there no other countries that use numbers in a license plate?"


That's not what was meant. As far as I know, there's nothing limiting a US license plate to only having the number 13 at the beginning. Your mileage may vary.


Exactly. Is it a lucky charm, that all license plates begin with a 13? As far as I know, there's no such thing.
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#93737
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Riddles
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Originally posted by: Bossk
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
So, in order to get it right, you needed to know that a license plate starts with 13? So anyone outside the US can't answer it...

And about the 36, 1, 1 not being the "possible" answer: kinda hard for someone 36 years old to have a one year old brother... Unles his/hers mother was 7 (the world record) when he/she was born, and 42 (not the world record but impressive) when the later twins were born.


Are there no other countries that use numbers in a license plate?

As for the age in 36,1,1, think about remarriage. I had a friend when I was 11 whose eldest brother was in his 40s. Because his dad was remarried. Same dad, different mom. His dad was in his 60s when he was born.


Hello, and welcome to "Divorce Math 101". I'll be your teacher, I'm professor Kramer, and you'll learn here equations that always end up with small kids suffering and the lawyers taking it all.
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#93729
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The Essentials (films)
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OK, first the easy-to-watch blockbuster classics: everything made by George Lucas from 1970 to 1983, everything by Spielberg, Scorcese after 1980, Hitchcock, Mel Brooks until Spaceballs, every Monty Python film, some hong kong films by golden harvest, Exorcist, Alien, Bond flicks... you know, the good classic stuff...

Then moving to more complex stuff:

Pretty much everything made by Stanley Kubrick from "Paths of Glory" to "Eyes Wide Shut"
Orson Welles, specially Citizen Kane and Touch of Evil directors cut.
Kurosawa, specially 7 samurai, kagemusha (cant spell), ran, rapsody in august and yume.
Everything by Fellini, specially Fellini's Rome and Amarcord
Casablanca
Brazil: "O pagador de promessas", Central Station, City of God
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Jerry Lewis's "Which Way to the Front"
Roberto Begnini's Life is Beautiful and Il Monstro
Terry Gilliam: Brazil, 12 Monkeys
Japanese art cinema, like Dolls and Taboo
Japanese anime films, like Grave of the Fireflies, Barefoot Gen, Wings of Haneimase (cant spell), Akira, Ghost in the Shell 1, End of Evangelion...
Harold LLoyd's Safety Last
Chaplin from the kid to great dictator
David Lynch, specially Eraserhead and Elephant Man
Anything written by Charlie Kaufman
Anything by Polansky
Waking Life
Kevin Smith's Clerks

I... suppose that's it.
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#93726
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Riddles
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So, in order to get it right, you needed to know that a license plate starts with 13? So anyone outside the US can't answer it...

And about the 36, 1, 1 not being the "possible" answer: kinda hard for someone 36 years old to have a one year old brother... Unles his/hers mother was 7 (the world record) when he/she was born, and 42 (not the world record but impressive) when the later twins were born.
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#93552
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Riddles
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That's just horrible! That means I can be robed, violated and killed by one of a siamese twins in the middle of a park ona sunday afternoon, and the cops will just look at it?

I think it's impossible to commit such crimes unless the other brother/sister helped, so both would be guilty.
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#93548
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Sequels that should never be...
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I love Moonraker too, mostly because of the opening scene, the funny steteotypized view of south america, and Jaws cutting the sugarloaf cart cables with his teeth.

Brosnan was a very good Bond, so much I'd like so see him again in another Bond movie (just one more). He can't end his Bond era with the silly "Die Another Day".

I heard the next Bond would be... whatshisname... Clive Owen? Is that right? Is that his name?
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#93547
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Riddles
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I find it extremely difficult to murder anyone without waking up your siamese twin, who is, for some reason, sleeping next to you - not only next to you but attached to you. Only if you had a pistol with a silent barrel, and you were on bed with your brother/sister and someone came up to you, and you shot that person. Which would be a very bizarre situation.
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#93542
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Riddles
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Originally posted by: MeBeJedi
He is one-half of siamese twins. It would mean sentencing an innocent man (the brother) to life imprisonment as well.

I don't know why you are smothering people with "wrongs" and "think-about-its". This is an extreme and very unlikely scenario, and is not a conclusion that one can readily come to based on the information you gave. Let's be a little more realistic about our expectations.


I was gonig to say "actor" , but that's a good one too . Siamese twins... Although I don't think you could kill someone being a siamese twin without the consent or help of your brother. What does the law say about such case? Does it mean that if I have a siamese twin, I can commit any crime I want?
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#93462
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What if someone else had played Obi-Wan instead of Alec Guinness?
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If Kubrick had directed it:

* It would be completed in 1987, if so.
* Most actors would quit in the middle of the shooting, Kubrick asking them to re-shoot the same scenes 100 times.
* Luke would go to the dark side, and kill himself afterwards.
* The death star battle would be very slow paced, with Lando getting out of the milenium falcom in a space suit and disabling the death star manually, in a 15 minute silent scene.
* The emperor would be played by Jack Nicholson.
* Long steadycam shots of paralel walls.
* Jabba talking in Nadsat ("Welly welly welly welly well, if it isn't my droog Luke Skywalker in poison!" - "Come on get one in the yarbles, Jabba!")
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#93459
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What would you like to see in a scifi/fantasy web site? The time has come for a change...
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All you need to do is to make sure your new forum uses the same database structure, or make sure it can be easily mapped from one to another (so you can stop the server, execute a script that moves from one to another, and startup the webserver again). There are some informations you probably won't need anyway.
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#93441
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Arthur Miller 1915-2005
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Originally posted by: Bossk
When I come across news about famous people dying while I'm at work, I usually announce it to the other people in my office (hey, I'm stuck behind a computer nine hours a day, five days a week; I need my fun). When I announced that Arthur Miller had died, not a single other person had ever heard of him. I was in shock. Even after saying Death of a Salesman, they still didn't know. I couldn't believe it.


That made me feel very smart, and yet pathetic at the same time.
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#93439
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Riddles
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Originally posted by: Bossk
Underaged?


I mentioned "child".

TheSessler already ansered it! He said the person was already in jail, so he was kept in his "comunity" (even though you would rot in the solitaire if you did sucha thing - remember shawnshank redemption?).