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#127839
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Rankings
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/127839/action/topic#127839
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Originally posted by: Nanner Split
Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
THIS ONE IS MORE ACCURATE...

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE SORE THROAT, ITCHY EYES, SKIN RASH, HAIR LOSS, LOSS OF CONCENTRATION, HEADACHE, NAUSEA, LOOSE BOWEL, AND DIARRHEA.


And of course, EXTREME ANAL DISCHARGE!!!!!!


If I ever bought any medical drug that had "Side effects: X-TREME ANAL DISCHARGE!!!" written on the box, with capital letter, exclamation marks AND a drawing graphically explaining what this "x-treme anal discharge" might be, I belive I would think twice before taking it.
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#127929
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The top 10 places for George to insert a Jar Jar death scene in the OT
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/127929/action/topic#127929
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Actually Mace Windu was supposed to be alive at the end of ROTS, also falling for the dark side, and this scene would be in the begining of ANH:

Mace Windu breaks into Jar Jar apartment, where he sits eating an hamburger. Boss Nass is sitting in a couch next to him.

"Hi there Jar Jar."

"Ahh, mista Jedi macey macey, moy moy, it's a... meessa have unexpected surprise..."

"Shut up! Jar Jar I'm now a Bad Mutha Sith Lord. And I hear you are part of the rebel alliance... What do you say?"

"Ah, no, meessa... Meessa don't know what youssa say, Jedi Macey Macey... Meessa was just..."

* Mace Windu gets his lightsaber and decapitates Boss Nass *

"Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? Now, what was you saying?"

"No... Pleeeeasea... Meessa... Meessa.."

"Say 'meesa' one more time motherfBEEPer! Say it one more time, I dare you!"

"But... But... Mistah Jedi..."

"Now... How does Lord Vader looks like?"

"Annie?"

"I said LORD VADER motherfBEEPer! How does he look like!"

"Heessa bold!"

"Go on..."

"And heessa uses dat black suit thingy..."

"DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!"

"Whaaaat? Meessa..."

*stabs Jar Jar's shoulder"

"I said, DOES he look like a BITCH?!"

"Ahhh... No.... No mista Jedi...."

"So why were you trying to fBEEPk with him?!"

"Meessa was never..."

"There's a passage from the Journal of the Whills I like, 3:127, it says 'And in the time of greatest despair there shall come a savior, and he shall be known as: THE SON OF THE SUNS'!!" *decapitates Jar Jar*
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#127925
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here without you
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/127925/action/topic#127925
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab

A farmer and a teacher, a hooker and a preacher,
Ridin' on a midnight bus bound for Mexico.
(...)
There are three wooden crosses on the right side of the highway,
Why there's not four of them, Heaven only knows.
(...)
An' that preacher whispered: "Can't you see the Promised Land?"
As he laid his blood-stained bible in that hooker's hand.
(...)
That's the story that our preacher told last Sunday.
As he held that blood-stained bible up,
For all of us to see.
He said: "Bless the farmer, and the teacher, an' the preacher;
"Who gave this Bible to my mamma,
"Who read it to me."



.... Oooh I see, so that preacher telling the story is actually a son of a

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#127880
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Which DVD Cover is your favorite?
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/127880/action/topic#127880
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Originally posted by: Dave_ROTJ83
Dude, used to? Why would you get rid of that?


Ah, you obviously forgot of an important economical factor related to the continuous increase of Star Wars memorabilia prices, called the "my-mom-throwed-it-away" factor. This annoying circustance can be found in other events such as comic book collections, toys collections, and specially at porn magazine collections.
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#127831
Topic
The top 10 places for George to insert a Jar Jar death scene in the OT
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/127831/action/topic#127831
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Luke is in the cave in Dagobah. Suddenly, a ghostly Darth Vader appears. Luke strikes him, decapitating it. Vader's head falls and the mask opens up, revealing it's true identity... JarJar.

JarJar: "Awww... Meessa was only trying to play with youssa luka, son of annie... With meessa new halloween costume... arrrghhh..."

Luke: "What?! JarJar!! Nooooooooo!"

Obi-Wan's voice: "Thank God that's finally dead. And you didn't want him to have weapons with him."

Yoda: "Quite you be. As Qui-Gon should you do, and remain silent forever and never appear."
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#127825
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Naruto!
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/127825/action/topic#127825
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Originally posted by: Jaster Mareel

Also, the Naruto anime has already been censored a little bit in the japanese version. Sexy no Jutsu has noticably more smoke around Naruto than the manga does. The american version will probably just add a bit more smoke. I mean, it's really no different than something like a bubble bath, which is constantly shown in animes such as DBZ or Pokemon...

And I don't think Jiraiya's pervertedness will need to be all that different. I mean, they might just make it a little more subtle... A few lines will need to be changed, but I'm sure they could do it without altering them too much. Of course, that doesn't mean they won't...

But I'm thinking that probably only some blood will be painted out or something. I'm really not expecting them to butcher it, because after the overwhelming amount of hate that 4Kids got because of what they did to One Piece, I'm sure that Viz will be careful. They're not going to want the same thing happening to them.


* sigh *

Please do try to watch it unaltered and with the original voice actors...
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#127665
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The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/127665/action/topic#127665
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Originally posted by: Bossk
Wait. Wait. Wait.

You mean there are actually parents who deny their kids the chance to see PG-13 fare?!?! And here I am constantly seeing parents escort their six-year-old kids into R-rated sex romps like Whipped and blood fests like Kill Bill.


If God ever makes the horrible mistake of allowing me to have kids, I would try to refrain them to watch movies that would bore them or they wouldn't understand, and I wouldn't be concerned on violence or nudity. I would take them into a violent movie or a movie that features nudity or profanity, but I wouldn't take them to see an art film or something like "Waking Life" or "Touch of Evil", stuff they wouldn't enjoy.

Sex might be an issue though, I wouldn't take my kids into a movie that has a graphic sex scene until they are about 11, and after I have the infamous talk with them.
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#127633
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The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/127633/action/topic#127633
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Over here songs with the F word or any other profanity are broadcasted by radio stations and MTV any time of the day, although this is rare. CDs are very hardly labeled with "inapropriated content" (except imports from america), but I think I saw a local rap CD with such label once.

As an example, there was this very popular "pop-rock" (can't find a better definition) group, which was extremely popular with kids and teens back in the mid 90s (myself included) because of their humorous lyrics. Their CD sold millions of copies. It featured no warning label whatsoever, the cover had the members of the band and two huge woman's breasts behind them, and the CD was filled with profanity, but the music was aired on TV stations and radio unaltered and uncut, and not even ONCE there were parents complaining or suying them.

On a sad unrelated note, the members of that band died on a plane crash in may 1996, I think. The horrible phorographs of that plane crash, along with photos of the mutilated corpses, leaked into the internet, creating the first and earliest "spam-like internet craze" I can recall.
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#127606
Topic
The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/127606/action/topic#127606
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
You mean you can't even rent the proper version in blockbuster? You get a watered down version? Geez. I remember I bought a CD in America from Walmart. I chose walmart because it was cheaper than everywhere else and because I was a naive foreigner. I got it home, stuck it in the player, and the words were bleeped out./ Actually bleeped out! Not an explicit lyrics sticker, just bleeped out. I took it back and was denyed a refund but then I put the charming English accent into play and explained my naivity at US lyrics policies and got a refund.


Ah, so I see that Frank Zappa's nightmare has finally come true.
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#127578
Topic
The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/127578/action/topic#127578
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
I wasn't asking about banned movies. I was saying that if they are not banned, then cinemas should show them. I don't need a theatre chain deciding what I can and can't see. It's bad enough that the classification board does it.


I agree. Apart for pornographic features, which SHOULD be featured in separated theaters, every movie should get proper distribution no matter what is the rating. Also, what pisses me off is how filmmakers are having to tame down their movies so they have a lower rating, in order to cash more money, I think this is BS, it goes against everything this art stands for. I'll give you examples:

Uh might have some spoilers so uh, if you're sensitive to that don't read any forther...

* Pearl Harbor, in the atack scene there's a moment where the injured and burned american soldiers were crawling to the nearby hospital and the scene was shot in a foggy, un-focused way, when I saw this I screamed "F***! PG-13 strikes again!! Show me the true horror of war dammit!"

* Riders of the Lost Ark, Spielberg had to tame down the melting-nazis scene to avoid an R rating

* The infamous american cut of "Eyes Wide Shut" - fortunally it's uncut in other countries

* The non-japanese cut of Kill Bill 1


A good example of what should be done is ROTS, the movie was rated PG-13 so it could get a little bit closer to what GL intended, also the Matrix movies being rated R...
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#127640
Topic
The top 10 places for George to insert a Jar Jar death scene in the OT
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/127640/action/topic#127640
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There's one good way to do it:

"I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to rescue you!"
"Who?"
"I'm with Ben Kenobi, come on!"
"Ben Kenobi where is he?"

*luke and leia exit the cell, the door closes*

*camera pans to the right, Jar Jar is just sitting there*

JarJar: "So, uh... what meesa should do? Meessa should wait here? Is Annie's son gonna rescue JarJar too? Hello? (Echoes) Hello?? Anyone?"


So it's obvious he dies in the Death Star explosion.
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#127583
Topic
Sith at the Oscars.
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/127583/action/topic#127583
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Mel Gibsons announces the Oscar nominations:

"Here are the nomenees for best picture." *applause*

"Munich. Steven Spielberg." *shows spielberg, applause*

"The Chronicles of Narnia, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, Andrew Adamson." *shows him, applause*

"Broken Flowers, Jim Jarmusch" *shows him, more applause*

"Cinderella Man, Ron Howard." *shows Ron Howard, applause*

"The Departed, Martin Scorcese." *shows Scorcese, applause*

"..... Star Wars... Revenge of the uh... Sith. George Lucas." *Shows GL, silence. Sound of crickets. One man coughing in the background*

"And the Oscar goes to... WHAT THE FBEEP, God Dammnit, Revenge of the Sith!"

*GL stands up in his chair, showing the finger to everyone and holding his crotch. He goes up to the stage jumping and giving the finger to everyone.*

GL: "Woo... What a ride! First of all, I wanna thank the Academmy, the check's on the mail. Ha ha. I wanna thank the whole cast and crew of Revenge of the Sith, Ewan, Hayden, Natalie, or should I say uncle Fester, Ian, Sam L Jackson... I wanna thank the other guys too, and specially the guys who set the blue screens and the computer guys at ILM, THAT's how you make movies you assholes! Hahahaha! And to all the fans, who's laughing now, eh? I have BILLIONS of dollars, I can buy your own MOTHERS and sell them as slave-hookers to pimps in central america if I want to, I can buy everything, and you guys, you LOOOSERS, are all in your basements living with your moms complaining about what I do with MY movies, MY FREAKING MOVIES, and now I got this! This award! You see? You got one of those, do you? Hey, Scorcese, do you have one of these?? I think not! So screw you all, I'm out of here!"

*Drops microphone, goes away*