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Post
#106819
Topic
Thought on de-SE'ing the DVD
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/106819/action/topic#106819
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A little confusing shifting through all the threads on here - am wondering how many Edits/versions of the 2004 SW dvds there are being done at the moment or already completed?

1. ocpmovie's Classic Collection?
2. adigitalman's 2004 set?
3. tellan's 2004 dvd set?
4. darth editous 2004 set

any others in the pipeline or out there already? (I havn't included Mverta's intriguing set as he won't be releasing it)




(edited to include the intriguing 'Darth Editous 2004 dvd set')

Post
#105844
Topic
Enterprise Finale
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/105844/action/topic#105844
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Despite losing interest afer it's first two seasons - coupled with the poor quailty TNG-retread that was Voyager - I will tune into see this finale when it hits the UK.

Hopefully TIIC at Paramount will give Trek a good long break and have a good look around at the quality shows of new Battlestar Galactica, FireFly and any other new quality sci-fi before releasing a new series.

Cheers for the heads-up JediSage, I probably wouldn't have realised they'd have done the series finale yet if it weren't for this.
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#105626
Topic
Star Wars DVD Covers
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/105626/action/topic#105626
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cheers m8 - have looked there earlier, though the one I'm after is an amalgamation of those Faces covers - has the Vader (ANH) on the top third, Stormtrooper (ESB) in the middle third, and Yoda (ROJ) on the lower third on the front dvd cover.

Have seen one that was for a 'making of special', though it's the 3disc set cover I'm after.

I'm sure I've seen it around somewhere - just can't remember where...

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#105440
Topic
Jokes thread : Reloaded
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/105440/action/topic#105440
Time

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient #1 what he was doing. The patient replied,

"Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"

The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied,

"Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb."

The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies,

"What? And work in the dark?"
Post
#105439
Topic
Jokes thread : Reloaded
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/105439/action/topic#105439
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In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.

The blonde thought - "That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me
and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in
turn must have slapped his face"

The fat lady thought - "This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on
the blonde and she smacked him".

The Frenchman thought - "That f---ing Englishman put his hand on that
blonde and by mistake she slapped me".

The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can
smack that French pratt again."


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#105251
Topic
Jokes thread : Reloaded
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/105251/action/topic#105251
Time

A Catholics daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her,

"Where the hell have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what you put your Mum through??!!"

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a
prostitute..."

"WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a
disgrace to this family - I don't ever want to see you again!"

"OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mum this luxury fur coat, title deeds to a ten bed-roomed mansion, plus a savings account certificate for £5 million. For my little brother this gold Rolex, and for you Daddy the spanking new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a lifetime
membership to the Country Club...(takes a breath)...an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...."

"Now what was it you said you had become?" asks her dad

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff... A prostitute Dad! ... Sniff, sniff"

"Oh! Be Jesus! - you scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said "a Protestant". Come here and give your old man a hug!"

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#105118
Topic
Jokes thread : Reloaded
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/105118/action/topic#105118
Time

A bit of British toilet humour:-

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After lying there for a few minutes the old man farts and shouts, "Goal!" His wife rolls over and asks, "what in the world was that?" The old man says "Goal! I'm ahead 1-0." A few minutes later the wife lets one go and shouts, "Goal! 1-1!" After another 10 minutes, the old man farts again. "Goal! 2-1!" The wife quickly drops another and, starting to enjoy herself, shouts, "2-2!" Not to be outdone, the old man strains as hard as he can to squeeze out the winning fart. Unfortunately he tries just a little too hard and shits the bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" "Half time," replies the old man. "Switch sides..."

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#105042
Topic
Jokes thread : Reloaded
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/105042/action/topic#105042
Time

A woman decides that she's had it with trying to find a decent man in a bar. So she takes out an ad in the paper that says she is seeking a mate who is loyal, rich and a good lover.

After a few days, her doorbell rings. She opens the door and sees a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs.

He says, "I'm here about your ad."
Momentarily taken aback, she says, "Well, how do I know you're loyal?"
"Well, I saved my platoon from the Iraqis in the Gulf. That's where I lost my arms and legs," he replies.
"Well, how do I know you're rich?" she inquires.
"I make over $3 million a year. I have my own software company. You can look at my bank statement," he continues.

Looking him over in his wheelchair, she demands, "Well, how do I know you're a good lover?"
He shrugs, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"