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#155769
Topic
is there any Star Trek Enterprise fans here?
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I gave up on Enterprise mid way through season 1 - have been told by a few m8s that it picked up around end of season 3 and 4, so may will give it another go when it's repeated on the telly.

Am sort of sad it didn't get a 7 year run like the 3 other modern Treks did, but am glad in a way that it's been rested for a while.

Hopefully it'll come back in the future with more freshness and varied ideas than the 7 crewmen on a bridge, shields go up, phasers fire, captain has a moral moment at the end, formula and the like...


What were your thought on it, dark_jedi?
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#155325
Topic
Jokes thread : Reloaded
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/155325/action/topic#155325
Time
A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000.00 on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.


The dealers starred at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."


MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
Post
#154943
Topic
BSG
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/154943/action/topic#154943
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Like JediSage, I too wish Moore would update his blog a litte more often - but if the man's busy doing a great job on a superb series then fair enough.

Really enjoyed watching the 10 behind the scenes clips on the scifi website - getting to see how the show is filmed and put together, along with the people in charge of each section all doing their bit - very impressive.

Here's to the start of the 2nd half of season 2 - anyone know when it starts airing in the US?

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#154938
Topic
***The "Darth Editous" Episode IV DVD Info and Feedback Thread*** - a partially "de-specialed" DVD
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/154938/action/topic#154938
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thanks for explaining it DE - you sir, are a perfectionist.

It's a shame that some of the people on here, like your good self, were not in the employee of Lucasfilm for when they did their releases - there would be hardly anything mistakes to notice - let alone very small errors like you just informed us of above - that the majority of us would never have noticed anyway.




I'm still off going toget my eyes checked anyway

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#154910
Topic
LOST
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/154910/action/topic#154910
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I live in the UK and got hooked on Lost - so much so I decided to make good us of my broadband and acquire it up to around the point where you lucky people in the US are watching the new eps.

Have to say I regret it now - most of my mates are all watching the UK eps - around 15 eps behind me, and so when they're all talking about it and trying to figure out future events and stroylines - I just have to sit quietly in the room with my best poker face on - as they all search for any any reactions from me - very disconcerting! lol


...though I have now learnt my lesson and will not be acquiring any more shows that air before being shown in the UK (new Battlestar Galactica, being the exception - of course )
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#154909
Topic
Jokes thread : Reloaded
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/154909/action/topic#154909
Time
A woman, pregnant with triplets, was walking down the street when a
masked robber runs out of a bank and shoots her three times in the
abdomen.


Luckily, the babies were okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets
in because it's too risky to operate. She gives birth to two healthy
daughters and a son.


They were fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room
in tears "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was urinating and this
bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay
and explains what happened 16 years ago.


About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.
'Mom, I was urinating and this bullet came out." Again the mother tells
her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.


A week later, her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay," says
the mother, "I know what happened...you were urinating, and a bullet
came out."


"No," says the boy, "I was masturbating and I shot the dog!"
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#154907
Topic
Jokes thread : Reloaded
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/154907/action/topic#154907
Time
A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man.

The man said, " I want to have sex with you right now. I'll drop £500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up, I will have sex with you from behind, and then be on my way!"

The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her mobile phone and told her about the man's proposition.

Her girlfriend said, "When he drops the £500 on the ground, I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."

An hour and a half later, the lady called her girlfriend back.

"What happened?" the girlfriend asked.

The lady said, "That son-of-a-bitch had £500 in 20p coins!!!"

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#152348
Topic
Jokes thread : Reloaded
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/152348/action/topic#152348
Time

A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The women notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies,
"Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers...."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!"

Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."
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#149999
Topic
Jokes thread : Reloaded
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/149999/action/topic#149999
Time

An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable to
last very long before he would orgasm during sex. A caring man, he was
concerned that he was disappointing his new lover,so he called his doctor
for advice.

The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last
longerduring the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't
do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open.
He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.

Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck
over on the side of the highway.He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew
closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not
wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut
and replied, "What?"

He heard, "This is the police. What the hell are you doing?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because your truck
rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.