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#113706
Topic
Jokes thread : Reloaded
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^ nice pic, Ric - I am now rather disturbed...


Bessie the mule:-

A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde.
"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine.'," asked the lawyer.
Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..."
I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question? Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"

Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road...."
The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now, several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie".

Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side.

I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.

Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene.
He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun in hand, looked at me, and said "How are you feeling?"

"Now what the hell would you say?"
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#113144
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<em><strong>Index of Linked Noteworthy Threads for Info &amp; Help</strong></em>
Time

There’s been some very informative, inspiring, cool and funny threads over the ages here at the ot.com

To help find some of the those elusive topics that crop up from time to time, or just reminisce on days, threads and posters gone by, here is a list of topics that may be of use…
 

General Preservation and Fan Edit Discussion

Bootleg DVDs (exhaustive & ageless thread first charting how the OT dvds came here)

The Edits & DVDr Releases Thread (Rikter’s collection of all things Star Wars)

Best Quality Fan Preservation Set

PAL vs NTSC Laserdiscs

Letterbox vs Anamorphic - Widescreen Discussion

Don’t get technical with me… (Editing Thread)

The changes made to the Original Trilogy down the years…

Another 2004 Trilogy DVD screw-up?

Thoughts on de-SEing the 2004 DVD

Project to Collect All the Star Wars Documentaries

Definitive Collection DVD Covers
 

Artwork and Fonts

Hi-Res Poster Art

SW Fonts

Grisan’s Excellent DVD Cover, Insert & DiscArt Library (link to external site)

Subtitle font used in Star Wars (ANH, ROTJ)
 

File Sharing

SW: The Torrents Thread

SW: The alt.binaries.starwars Thread
 

Related sites: DVD Authoring, Guides, Help & Forums

http://www.doom9.org

http://www.videohelp.com

http://www.dvd.reviewer.co.uk

 

No list is ever perfect or complete. If you know of a useful thread or link that deserves to be on this list, please contact Zion.

 

Sticky Threads thread, by Zion

Project Index: Star Wars Preservations thread, by Moth3r

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#113105
Topic
Star Wars DVD Covers
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Sweetmeats

There is an awsome guide on everything dvd and discart related on how to create, size and print them correctly - there's a fair chance of it being somewhere amongst these very 50+ odd pages in this thread. IIRC it may have been Rikter who posted the guide, though this was a long, long time ago...


PapaVader - nice work, I really like the drawn style of pics on the front cover (similar to Spidernap's MagnoliaFan covers) - and the lack of black ink used there is always a bonus when printing