doubleofive

Bingowings said:

Okay.

You’re admitting you’re Garmin?! I’m leaving.

TV’s Frink said:

R-20,000

I laughed just reading it.

yoda-sama said:

TV’s Frink said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt8E4mWfRy4

Is the censor bar supposed to be over his forehead? (even if he’s supposed to be “thinking” it, it might work better over his mouth)

The forehead sensor bar is already a gag, it’ll really work at this point in the movie.

DuracellEnergizer said:

DominicCobb said:

I was about to bump this thread as a joke but I’m not a total monster
http://originaltrilogy.com/topic/Did-your-penis-flake/id/714

Do it. It’s the perfect thread to talk about my phimosis.

Or a thread to talk about a recent episode of “My Dad Wrote A Porno”.

I’d make a joke that Warb needs to learn when or when not to make a new thread, but he wouldn’t get that joke either because he stays out of threads he doesn’t care about and then imperialscum would call me “elitist” anyway.

Jetrell Fo said:

Bingowings said:

Jetrell Fo said:

starwarsfan235 said:

Jetrell Fo said:

starwarsfan235 said:

Jetrell Fo said:
This shit just ADDS more crap onto a ton of crap that’s already here.

Jetrell Fo’s posts summarized, by Jetrell Fo.

You chicken shit. You can’t even own up to who you are? Fucking granny panty wearing ingrate. Own your identity or get the fuck out!!! You’re a fucking coward.

Does someone need a snickers bar?

Fucking coward. Come on, show yourself, I dare you.

Hi

I believe your revered starwarsfan just revealed himself. At least the last incarnation anyways. I have an idea of who 1 of the first 2 were but I’ll keep that to myself.

Bingo is all of us, of course he was 234-6. Do you not remember that gag?

And he said to check his IP because they all match, they’re all the same person.

TV’s Frink said:

NEW THEORY: swf234-6 is vfp come back, finally.

Don’t make me sad.

I believe that 234-6 was actually just a lurker. He found Off Topic and became a super fan of “As The Death Star Turns”, then decided to come in and cosplay as a random new member. It’s not unreasonable, we are pretty entertaining.

Jetrell Fo said:

As long as no-one reveals the true ident of that account and/or if it matches the IP of anyone here or a known troublemaker previously banned, all conjecture is just conjecture.

It doesn’t match the IP of anyone around here or a known troublemaker, as Wook told me after I asked.

I think we should have a petition to change “Off Topic” to “Moron-a-Thon”.

Let’s just let this thread die, if the community has deemed it unworthy.

God forbid I express my opinion to the member instead of just ignoring it until it goes away.

Jetrell Fo said:

doubleofive said:

Jetrell Fo said:

Look, I’m okay with reasonable feedback. I’m okay with people disagreeing with me. What I don’t agree with is that a number of you feel it’s okay to tell me to bug out, that I’m the issue, while we have other members who keep antagonizing the situation. Where is your advice to them? Keep fucking with Fo? Fuck with him so bad that he leaves off topic or delete his account? I have every right to be here as you or any other member.

I’m not saying Off Topic would be better off without you. I’m saying you’ll be better off without Off Topic if all it does is frustrate you.

Off topic is not what frustrates me. It is the trolling IN off topic that frustrates me. Frink himself has said he can’t walk away so your answer is well Fo, you better just go? That is the only reasonable suggestion anyone can come up with? It’s my fault because other members jump in, talk some shitty smack, then jump out and I see it when I come back?

You don’t think that’s reasonable do you? And I’m asking, not being shitty.

I’m honestly not sure how to help you not feel bad when people misinterpret/mock you. The best advice I can give is to ignore the situation. Don’t respond to the trolling.

Jetrell Fo said:

Look, I’m okay with reasonable feedback. I’m okay with people disagreeing with me. What I don’t agree with is that a number of you feel it’s okay to tell me to bug out, that I’m the issue, while we have other members who keep antagonizing the situation. Where is your advice to them? Keep fucking with Fo? Fuck with him so bad that he leaves off topic or delete his account? I have every right to be here as you or any other member.

I’m not saying Off Topic would be better off without you. I’m saying you’ll be better off without Off Topic if all it does is frustrate you.

LAST PAGE:

“I’m frustrated whenever I come to Off Topic.”

“Maybe avoid Off Topic.”

“Don’t be a jerk.”

“I wasn’t being a jerk.”

“You sounded like a jerk when I read your post in my head. Besides, ignoring part of a forum would make too many people happy, not just me.”

I’ve ignored plenty of threads, we still have three threads about favorite Palpatine holograms started by the same person with no explanation of what that even means.

Jetrell Fo said:

doubleofive said:

Jetrell Fo said:

You don’t know me. Maybe you should avoid trying to be kind by coming off sounding like a jerk? How does that feel? Probably not cool. Now you know how I feel.

I’ve been paying attention to you in Off Topic, and I can tell that it’s not doing anything positive for you. You asked my opinion in private and I said the same thing.

Apparently my experiment in being kind failed. Instead of offering helpful advice, I’m just going to be a jerk like everyone else, which is apparently what people want even if they complain about it constantly.

You don’t express yourself well in type then because I did not get the impression you were being kind.

Maybe it’s because you assume that everyone is attacking you even if they’re actually offering advice in response to a post where you asked for advice.

Jetrell Fo said:

You don’t know me. Maybe you should avoid trying to be kind by coming off sounding like a jerk? How does that feel? Probably not cool. Now you know how I feel.

I’ve been paying attention to you in Off Topic, and I can tell that it’s not doing anything positive for you. You asked my opinion in private and I said the same thing.

Apparently my experiment in being kind failed. Instead of offering helpful advice, I’m just going to be a jerk like everyone else, which is apparently what people want even if they complain about it constantly.

I just don’t understand people complaining about Frink, but then telling me to let Frink decide what thread is worthy instead of encouraging the poster to think before they post. I understand I’m trying to read logic into imperialscum posts, and that might hurt my head.

I just think we all could benefit from thinking before we post.

Jetrell Fo said:

doubleofive said:

Jetrell Fo said:

starwarsfan235 said:

At least now you’ll have the entertainment value of Jetrell Fo probably having taken your idea seriously, and now thinking I’ve been “unbanned”, contributing to his conspiracy.

Would you like to share your real identity with us? You said previously that admin can check and confirm your ident by IP check. They have not openly confirmed anything about your identity, maybe you’d like to set the record straight to reflect your intrusion?

Check and confirm that 234-6 are the same person, not who their real identity is. The IP was not revealing in the mod’s research if it was an existing user (which I’m convinced it is not).

An existing user does not need to use the same IP address to create a new account, LOL. You apparently know more than most because I hadn’t seen the mods say anywhere that said research didn’t reveal anything.

Because I did the responsible thing and tattled to Wook on 234 as soon as he appeared.

I’ve been here for 8.5 years, this is the only forum I’m a regular member of, I think I know how this forum works. I’m trying to teach people how it works so they can avoid mockery, and I’m accused of being elitist. Whatever.

If you think I’m being elitist, fine. I won’t try to help people anymore. I’ll just mock them until they go away. If that’s what the community wants, that’s what they’ll get.

Jetrell Fo said:

starwarsfan235 said:

At least now you’ll have the entertainment value of Jetrell Fo probably having taken your idea seriously, and now thinking I’ve been “unbanned”, contributing to his conspiracy.

Would you like to share your real identity with us? You said previously that admin can check and confirm your ident by IP check. They have not openly confirmed anything about your identity, maybe you’d like to set the record straight to reflect your intrusion?

Check and confirm that 234-6 are the same person, not who their real identity is. The IP was not revealing in the mod’s research if it was an existing user (which I’m convinced it is not).

I can barely remember what projects I’ve contributed to, and I rarely pay attention to who is saying what in a project thread. Maybe Off Topic should be avoided, if the rest of the forum gives you pleasure. I did that for a while. It’s not very hard.

I’m trying to teach a new member how forums work because apparently they don’t know. I had a similar experience on my first forum, so I’m paying it forward instead of just reverting immediately to our usual unhelpful mockery. Sure, new threads can fit forum rules (this one does not, by the way), but Spuffire has been making multiple threads on the same subject and only taking the mockery as a sign to recreate the thread to get a fresh start. The community’s way isn’t working, so I’m reaching out to the person.

Jetrell Fo said:

starwarsfan235 said:

dahmage said:

starwarsfan235 said:

I preferred my own version of what happened to you. thanks for ruining it.

At least now you’ll have the entertainment value of Jetrell Fo probably having taken your idea seriously, and now thinking I’ve been “unbanned”, contributing to his conspiracy.

You are a new account, not one of the two previously banned ones, so that does not constitute a conspiracy. You are kind of fun to have around. You could give some others a run for their money if allowed to stay.

Ah, but if he IS allowed to stay, that does fit into your conspiracy of special treatment for some by the mods.