Actually a lot of updating to do here.
Been re-watching the James Bond series to get the girlfriend caught up. She hadn't seen any of the old ones (super religious upbringing = not many secular movies seen).
We're well into Roger Moore now, with The Spy Who Loved Me. She loved Connery, was eh on Lazenby, and is getting tired of Moore. Seems about right. Interested in seeing what she thinks of Dalton and the early Brosnan flicks (she's seen Die Another Day).
Also saw The Desolation of Smaug. Decent film, I thought. I enjoyed it a lot. Jackson has fallen far too deeply into the CGI trap, a la Lucas, but at least the story, dialogue, and acting is still strong.
8/10 Arkenballs.
Saw Ghostbusters and Back to the Future a few weeks ago for my first time. Yes that's right. My cinematically-deprived girlfriend showed me BTTF for the first time. I have no excuse. Both great films.
9/10 Proton Packs and Clock Towers.
Face/Off. Total pile of shit. And this from a guy who doesn't mind a John Woo film now and then. Was utterly shocked to see it being totally lauded by critics and reviewers. At best it's a "so awful it's good" film. But it's really just crap.
5/10 Faces... Off.
300: Rise of an Empire. Also crap. 300 was okay as a mythological retelling of Thermopylae, but Rise doesn't really have any idea what it is, really. Lots of weird staring across large bodies of water at each other. An uncomfortable, weird and gratuitous sex scene. The whole thing was gratuitous, and not in a neat way. Felt like watching a low-budget film trying to cash in on 300's fame. Xerxes looks funny with hair. Eva Green was decent (and also indecent at one point). It's really interesting to note that when you look at fantasy medieval combat movies since 300, they've all tried to copy the style in some way, whereas if you look at Troy for instance, a very similar movie in many ways, the combat is totally different.
1/2 Faramir Eyes.
Troy. Several months back. Decent movie. 300 before 300 was 300. Different combat was interesting to see. I kept expecting to see Brad Pitt to slow-mo chop arms off, so the battle scenes felt a bit hectic and unfulfilling. Legolas played a very annoying Paris, and I only really felt bad for Eric Bana's Hector. Pitt was good as a callous Achilles. It was neat to see Ajax. Agamemnon was a jerk, and it was weird to not see post-300 Spartans.
7/10 Little Brothers.
There have been more. If I remember them, I'll post them.
The larger point of this post is that I've been feeling weird about movies lately. Maybe I'm just not a cinemaphile, but it's just so hard for me to watch movies. Even stuff I want to see.
Movies I've seen before I can rewatch endlessly, but anything new to me I just can't really bring myself to watch. It's like trying to get into a new TV series. People tell me that Game of Thrones or Braking Bad is great, and I'm sure it is, but I just don't want to make the investment into them.
It's annoying, because there are so many classic movies I haven't seen, some of them that I really have no right to have not seen (refer to the Ghostbusters/BTTF review above), but I just don't have the drive.
What's wrong with me?