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#387913
Topic
Jabba scene
Time

Darth Lars said:

Several good reasons for removing the scene have already been mentioned above. Here are a few more:

  • This scene has become the first time that we see the Millenium Falcon. It ruins the "What a piece of junk" scene where the Falcon is revealed for the first time to Luke.

 I never thought of it that way.  Great point!  Granted, perhaps the intro to the Falcon was created more through the music than through the dialogue of Luke and Han.  Maybe if the music was different, then the Falcon wouldn't have been set up as important as we see it now.  But that is all speculation.  I love the scene as it ended up in the final cut.  At least before the Special Edition.

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#387911
Topic
Who could Uncle Owen hand a serious bare knuckle beating to?
Time

I love the idea of Imported Hoth Water.  Moisture Farmers.  Weird.  Maybe the taxation of water along the trade routes was just too expensive.

Ok, I concede with the Ice Cream Man vs. Owen Lars.  It would be a tough match.  I see it like Bruce Lee vs. Kareem Abdul Jabbar.  Maybe Owen would win the best of 5.

I'd love to see Owen versus Bossk.  That would be a fight.  Imagine Kirk vs. the Gorn.

Anyone want to write up Round 3?

 

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#387693
Topic
The EU, and why I hate it
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Ric Olie said:

Vaderisnothayden said:

skyjedi2005 said:

In my opinion the prequels are the worst of the expanded universe by far.

George Lucas can call them canon until he is blue in the face and it does not make them canon just because he says so.

They don't match up with the oot the one and only true star wars canon.

Hear hear. The ARE only 3 true Star Wars movies. The prequels and Clone Wars movie are counterfeit Star Wars, cheap knockoff imitations.

 

Ric Olie is sad :-(

22 minutes ago . Comment . Like

Ric, why aren't you in the classic trilogy anyway?  You survived the prequels as far as I can tell.

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#387592
Topic
Your first reaction to Hayden is ROTJ
Time

My old buddy Bruce called me last week after he had just seen the cut and paste job for the first time.

This is our conversation:

Me: "This is Mark"

Bruce: "Mark, what in the H-E-Double Hell has George done to my movie"

...

I talked him off the ledge and pointed him to some good sites like Zombie's one and Confused Matthew on the Youtube.  He's taken his first step into a larger world.

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#387583
Topic
Who could Uncle Owen hand a serious bare knuckle beating to?
Time

Round Two:  Fight!

 

Porkins

The portly X-wing pilot would be no match to the man who can hold off an entire colony of sandpeople with one blaster.  I can already smell the bacon.

"He died about the same time as your father."


The Bespin Ice Cream Man

This may look like the match of the decade, but the man who's only friend is vanilla will be too busy thinking about sprinkles to put up a good fight.  Owen will throw sand in his eyes with his left hand and break his nose with his right.

 "All right, shut up".

 

Bib Fortuna

Sure the red eyes are scary, but Mr. Fortuna is pasty-white, has manicured fingernails and is named after something you put on a baby to keep it clean when it spits up on itself.   And could Bib grow an awesome beard like Owen has?  Not in a million years.  Owen will rip off his shirt and flex his guns while Bib runs off with his head-tails between his legs.

 "You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done".

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#387578
Topic
The EU, and why I hate it
Time

I've always had a tough time following a canon in the SW universe because George keeps changing the movies.  If he isn't going to take the contents of his movies seriously, why should I?  If I get used to Jabba as a guy in a fur coat only to have him turn into a giant slug, or if Uncle Owen is Ben's brother one minute and not the next, then why should I bother figure out what creature, ship or story is canon when it could change the next time George wants to reinvent the franchise.

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#387042
Topic
The EU, and why I hate it
Time

Vaderisnothayden said:

Your Shadows of Empire and Thrawn trilogy are inferior to the Marvel comics, which were far truer to the spirit of Star wars (despite some odd stuff) than the later stuff ever was.

I whole-heartedly agree with this.

I also agree with the idea that the Empire or the Sith are still a threat is what sucks about the EU.  Everytime the galaxy is being threatened and Luke has to go mopping up the place only cheapens the original victory of the rebels in the movies.  All the EU does is dilute the punch of the pint that is the Original Trilogy.

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#386844
Topic
PT: Cloning, Growth acceleration, and more
Time

Now it all makes sense.

~or~

I stopped trying to reconcile the PT with the OT or EU-pre-PT a long time ago.

*snark!*

 Now there's somethingpeculiar in Shadows of the Empire. Xizor comments on the Emporer's freaky appearence, and notes "he isn't even that old." In SOTE, the Emporer would be 85 or 86. Yet other characters pass away from "natural causes" at much younger ages.

Are you using the prequels version of Palpatine to determine his age?  Say what you want about SOTE, but it is 100% prequel free.