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#75849
Topic
My Generation Rocks!!
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/75849/action/topic#75849
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I envy you, Americans. Your geopolitical position - a remote continent, borders with Canada & Mexico only (rather non-hostile countries) - gives you freedom of making all those petty disputes, Reps vs Dems etc., while the enemies are far away. Besides, even the most liberal democrat is not yet a communist, nor are the most stalwart rebublicans a neo-nazi. So it's a win-win situation, even your bad unemployement rate is twice as good as in Europe.

When we lost ourselves in internal quarrels throught the history, our enemies (read: neighboring states) always ganged up on us. Don't let this happen to you...
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#75306
Topic
Jokes thread : Reloaded
Link
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/75306/action/topic#75306
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DUBYA SABOTAGED MY FRIDGE!
A true story from RRS

Lately I was having problems with obtaining some decent ketchup - by "decent" I mean I'm a pretty picky customer and I have developed my own taste. It happened that I could not find it in my local grocery stores (if someone tells you I was simply too lazy to take a 10min. walk to supermarket, I'll deny it...).

Since Kerry's wife = Heinz ketchup, it must have been Dubya who is sabotaging Kerry's business in Central Europe - I can see through his strategery, he wanted to kill JFK's overseas profits and thus lower the sum he can spend on his campaign. But by doing so, he's also depriving my fridge of Heinz ketchup! It hurts my civil rights and I will report this to EU supreme court! My ancestors have fought on the land, in the air, on the sea and on the beaches so that I could buy any ketchup I want! Dubya's tyranny must end!



Post
#75235
Topic
Video of George Bush Misleading America
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/75235/action/topic#75235
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Sure. Everything posted in a forum is 100% acurate. Besides, aviation has as little to do with presidency as service in Vietnam.

And who said this is 100% truth? I just wanted to show this post to you guys as a voice in our debate. In a debate conducted on sci-fi forum... does it mean that Star Wars geeks shouldn't be treated seriously, just as those aviation fans?

Oh, yes, I "forgot Poland", too.
Post
#75181
Topic
My Generation Rocks!!
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/75181/action/topic#75181
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Originally posted by: starkiller
Well, let me point out that Kerry and Teresae still have a stake (however large or small) in what Heinz does.
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HEINZ WATTIE'S AUSTRALASIA - Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
HEINZ SINGAPORE PTE. LTD. - Republic of Singapore
HEINZ WATTIE'S LIMITED - Auckland, New Zealand
HEINZ JAPAN LTD - Tokyo, Japan
HEINZ-UFE LTD. - Guangzhou, People's Republic of China
HEINZ COSCO - Qingdao, People's Republic of China
HEINZ KOREA LTD. - Inchon, South Korea
HEINZ WIN CHANCE LTD. - Bangkok, Thailand
HEINZ INDIA PRIVATE LIMITED - Mumbai, India
PT HEINZ ABC INDONESIA - Jakarta, Indonesia
PT HEINZ SUPRAMA - Surabaya, Indonesia
HEINZ UFC PHILIPPINES - Manila, the Philippines
HEINZ HONG KONG LIMITED - Wanchai, Hong Kong
H. J. HEINZ (Botsw ana) (Proprietary) LTD. - Gaborone, Botswana
KGALAGADI SOAP INDUSTRIES (Pty) LTD. - Gaborone, Botswana
REFINED OIL PRODUCTS (Pty) LTD. - Gaborone, Botswana
OLIVINE INDUSTRIES (Private) LIMITED - Harare, Zimbabwe
CHEGUTU CANNERS (Pvt) LTD. - Chegutu, Zimbabwe
HEINZ SOUTH AFRICA (PTY) LTD. - Johannesburg, South Africa
HEINZ WELLINGTON'S (PTY) LTD. - Wellington, South Africa
HEINZ EUROPE - Hayes, Middlesex, England
H. J. HEINZ COMPANY LIMITED - Hayes Park, Hayes, Middlesex, England
H. J. HEINZ COMPANY LIMITED - Rovereto, Italy
H. J. HEINZ COMPANY LIMITED - Telford, England
JOHN WEST FOODS LIMITED - Liverpool, England
H. J. HEINZ FROZEN & CHILLED FOODS LIMITED - Hayes, Middlesex, England
H. J. HEINZ COMPANY (IRELAND) LIMITED - Dublin, Ireland
H.J. HEINZ COMPANY OF CANADA LTD - North York, Ontario, Canada
OMSTEAD FOODS LIMITED - Wheatley, Ontario, Canada
ALIMENTOS HEINZ C.A. - Caracas, Venezuela
DISTRIBUIDORA BANQUETE, S.A. - San Jos?, Costa Rica
HEINZ ITALIA S.r.l. - Milan, Italy
FATTORIA SCALDASOLE, S.p.a. - Monguzzo, Italy
COPAIS FOOD AND BEVERAGE COMPANY, S.A. - Athens, Greece
HEINZ POLSKA Sp. Z.O.O. - Warsaw, Poland
PUDLISZKI S.A. - Pudliszki, Poland
WODZISLAW, S.A. - Wodzislaw, Poland
ESTS. PAULET S.A. - Douarnenez, France
H. J. HEINZ FROZEN S.A.R.L. - Paris, France
HEINZ IBERICA S.A. - Madrid, Spain
IDAL (Industrias de Alimentac?, Lda.) - Lisbon, Portugal
MIEDZYCHOD S.A. - Miedzychod, Poland
HEINZ C.I.S. - Moscow, Russia
HEINZ GEORGIEVSK - Georgievsk, Russia
CAIRO FOOD INDUSTRIES SAE - Cairo, Egypt
HEINZ REMEDIA LIMITED - Tel Aviv, Israel
STAR-KIST FOOD D?'OR LIMITED - Haifa, Israel
H. J. HEINZ GMBH - Dusseldorf, Germany
SONNEN BASSERMANN - Seesen, Germany
KONINKLIJKE DE RUIJTER BV - The Netherlands
HAK BV - The Netherlands
FOODMARK - The Netherlands
HONIG MERKARTIKELEN BV - The Netherlands
DRUKKERIJ DE GROENBOER - The Netherlands
H. J. HEINZ B.V . - Elst, The Netherlands
H. J. HEINZ BELGIUM S.A. - Brussels, Belgium
SERV-A-PORTION - Turnhout, Belgium
Arimpex Industrie Alimentari S.R.L. - Rovereto, Italy
Comexo S.A. - Chateaurenard, France
HEINZ EUROPE - UK and IRELAND - Factories: Chorley, Fakenham, Grimsby,
Kendal, Kitt Green, Leaminton, Luton, Okehampton, Telford, Westwick

Looks like Kerry did not forgot Poland, after all... ROTFL!
Post
#75178
Topic
Election Day
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/75178/action/topic#75178
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starkiller, read the last sentence one more time. It says: both elections were rigged, but the US one looks even more frauded than the Iraqi one.

I'm just LMAO that America, so drunk with "the power of technology" etc. can't get past the problems with election system. So there must be two reasons: either those people are plain old fashion stupid or there is something fishy going on... and I'm betting on the last option.
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#74553
Topic
Jokes thread : Reloaded
Link
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/74553/action/topic#74553
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A shrink is conducting a therapy session with four mothers. After a brief talk he comes to first conclusions:
- I'm sorry, ladies, but I have to inform you that every one of you is having a particular obsession.
He turns his face to first woman:
- You are obsessed with food, you even named your daughter Candy.
He turns his face to second mother:
- Now you, ma'am, you are obsessed with money, it's so obvious, you named your daughter Penny after all.
He turns his face to third woman:
- And you have problems with alcohol. Isn't your daughter called Brandy?
He finally turns his face to his last patient:
- While you, ma'am,...
Suddenly the woman grabs his little son in a hurry:
- C'mon, Dick, we're leaving....
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#74471
Topic
Jokes thread : Reloaded
Link
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/74471/action/topic#74471
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To the fact that I'm tired of the gamers displeased with "Pacific Fighters" flight simulator, who dominate the forum I regularly visit, but most importantly to the risk of the head developer dumping his next sim project, the one I was supposed to make an add-on to.

I was the spiritus movens of the add-on for that new game, so the thought of wasting a year of my life for something that may be soon cancelled due to such "trivial" reason as budget problems makes me really depressed.

So I need to escape from what used to be my daily chore... I even play games more often now. I'm trying not to think about my real life problems at least for a moment.
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#74447
Topic
Jokes thread : Reloaded
Link
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/74447/action/topic#74447
Time
Some people simply have a gift we could call "language comprehension" (lol, sounds like a statistic from RPG), which makes learning new languages easier for them than for average Jo (or Jane). I knew a guy from States, who picked up few languages as he traveled around the world; last time he learned to fluently speak Japanese and after living some 6 months in my city he had a very good command of Polish language.


I feel pretty ambivalent about laughing from people from those Darwin's Awards. They were idiots and reall asked for it to happen, but on the other hand making fun of the actual death leaves a bitter taste... so here are few "nominees" for this award, who come (AFAIK) from Poland - nobody died, but some bodily harm may have occured:

***

Mrs Monique (coincidence?) and Mr Peter were on a business trip. He persuaded her to give him some oral sex as he was driving the car. He had so violent orgasm that he lost contol of the vehicle and crashed the SUV on a tree. She had almost bitten off his penis... He divorced her later, blaming her for.... damaging the car

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Mr Edward visited hospital with a cellular phone in... his anus. The phone kept on ringing (& vibrating) all the time The personnel of the hospital was kind enough to "believe" in his story, that the phone stuck inside him as he slipped and fall on the wet floor in the bathroom...

***

Mr Roman liked to take his car outside the town, find a desolate place and ... sit on the gearbox, so that the lever sticks inside his anus. Once upon a time he made sex with the gear lever so vigorously, that the head unscrewed and remained in the anus, with Mr Roman being unable to remove it. So he tried to sit on the lever shaft to connect the two parts... he landed in the hospital with 3 punctures in the colon...
Post
#74113
Topic
Jokes thread : Reloaded
Link
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/74113/action/topic#74113
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A man got lucky in a bar, as after few drinks he managed to pick up quite a hottie. So they went to her place and after a romantic dinner for two they went to bed
After a great sex the man feels an urge to smoke a cigarette - so he asks her (still clinging to his body) if he could get a light. She says a zippo should be on the night table. He reaches for it and notices a framed picture of a bearded man.
- "Oh damn, now I'm going to hear that's your husband" he says with resignation in his voice,
- "No, honey..." - she purrs in reply,
- "...well, then it must be your boyfriend? or ex-husband?" he keeps on asking,
- "No, you silly" she smiles and gently pets his torso "...it was me before the surgery...".
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#74116
Topic
LACK OF HUMANITY IN PREQUELS TAKE 2
Link
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/74116/action/topic#74116
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
You know what's missing on the PTs? Harrison Ford.

Bingo, my man! We need a "space pirate". No more politicians, stiff Jedi, "CGI-made comic reliefs", Even Badder Villans(TM)...

If they want to make that TV series, please, give us our old Star Wars back! Where even droids had more flesh (ie: character) and human emotions than whole Jedi Order altogether.