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Frink, I suppose now’s as good a time as any to say it, I want a divorce.

Frink, I suppose now’s as good a time as any to say it, I want a divorce.

Sometimes you get carried away…
I think this is one film that will have tons more detail on the BD than in the print, especially in the shadows and highlights.
That image is what my film cell looked like before doing a 2nd and 3rd pass to get the shadows and highlights. Are you sure it isn’t that kind of issue?
Since we’ve already spent a whole movie with Jar Jar, his character must evolve going forward. I mean that literally. Since it’s been 10 years since TPM, he’s put on a lot of weight and his voice has gotten deeper. He’s becoming a Boss Nass figure in the Senate, and is actually one of the few senators who listens to the plight of the young and downtrodden in the galaxy. One of his primary interests is in demanding that the Republic enforce its anti-slavery laws (with the help of Anakin and Padme). He’s frustrated by the Republic’s lack of power as it is continually thwarted by local military uprisings and powerful galactic corporations.
Padme is still a queen of Naboo, and as such has some power in the Senate. She is also frustrated by the Republic, but she doesn’t believe that military might is the correct answer to the Republic’s problems. She prefers diplomatic solutions to problems, and has been working on the anti-slavery initiative for years behind the scenes, quietly convincing planetary leaders of the benefits of droid labor.
Anakin has become a prodigy Jedi. Obi-wan has grown to truly care about his student, and is proud of Anakin’s accomplishments. They continue to serve as the galactic law enforcement, but the Jedi Order is leery of the mechanization underway in the Republic. The Jedi view automations as unnatural and some even view them as evil. Droids are banned from piloting Jedi starships, and Obi-wan wants nothing to do with them. Nevertheless, Obi-wan has a defiant streak from his apprenticeship under Qui-gon, and is one of the few Jedi totally dedicated to finding and destroying the Sith menace, even going against Yoda at times.
The plot has similarities to AOTC in its broad outline. The senate is voting on whether to create a droid army to enforce their laws, and Padme has come to Coruscant to argue against the measure in any form, believing that the Jedi are capable of protecting the galaxy. Anakin is also against the measure, but secretly believes that a conscripted army would be an acceptable solution. He joins Padme’s side as the most outspoken Jedi on the counsel. Jar Jar merely wants an army of some kind. On the eve of the vote, word comes that there has been a droid uprising on Tatooine. Anakin and Padme return to Tatooine to find Shmi dead and her new husband Owen inconsolable. Anakin, through his mechanical brilliance, discovers that C-3PO has received a transmission from off-world which was distributed secretly encoded en-masse and had lead to the uprising.
Meanwhile, the uprising has spread to numerous worlds, including the highly mechanized Coruscant. Palpatine is apparently captured in the uprising. The government is incapacitated and communication impossible, so Padme, Anakin, and Owen leave to trace the transmission to its source.
Obi-wan has been working to track down the Sith for years, and at this time he gets a lead to the homeworld of the Nemoidians. Little does he know that it is the transmission that has drawn him there, and when he arrives he sees that the droid army of the Trade Federation (which has been decommissioned after the Federation fell out of power) has been building its own factories and generating massive armies of much more powerful droids, apparently on its own. The droids are cloning themselves at a tremendous rate, and Obi-wan is captured.
Our heroes infiltrate the droid’s factories and rescue Obi-wan, but not before Anakin is gravely injured and confronts his dark side. The Jedi, who are spread thin in the galaxy trying to protect against all the uprisings, can send only a few Jedi to fight the droids.
Palpatine, who had been ‘captured’ in order to lead his new mechanical army against the weakened Republic is thwarted when Jar Jar of all people arrives leading an army of eager new recruits to battle. It turns out that Jar Jar was able to rally the population of Coruscant and mount a rescue, and so the day is saved. Palpatine returns to the government with nobody the wiser, there’s a new Republic Army, and the droids are now resurgent throughout the galaxy where Episode 3 picks up.
Whew, that was a bit more long-winded that I expected.
Don’t forget Leia…Carrie’s health issues were a false flag. Disney ordered a hit.
That’s the reason for the ellipsis.
Not sure if posted yet:

Original maybe
Also I find this amusing:

Apparently light makes an arrow shape.
I think that the emperor would be a connection to the past in the new films, so… yeah, i miss this character. But it seems like Disney plan to erase ALL of the old characters in the sequel trilogy.
Like Luke, Chewbacca, R2-D2, C-3PO…
Having never seen it myself, I can confidently say ET isn’t that great of a movie as everybody says it is.
Having seen it, I can confidently say yes it is.
Having seen it, I can confidently say it’s fine. But not great. So Possessed wins this round.
Then you are lost!
but knowing a thing, can one do nothing?
You seek to ensnare me with words, Bene Gesserit witch!
A Jedi does not rummage for his lightsaber. He calls it with the force and it comes.
No matter how he retrieves it, that act cancels out the symbolism and meaning of him throwing it in the first place.
If he retrieved it during the battle with the Emperor, I would agree. After the battle, it makes little sense to throw away what for all we know may be the last lightsaber in existence. Being a Jedi doesn’t mean being wasteful.
The ability to do a thing does not require such a thing be done.
My favorite part is that Amidala looks so disappointed. I think it’s even the same image that’s used on the original novelization, but the slight rotation is the difference between regal and ‘why is she judging me for my life choices?’.
But why?
Jennifer Connolly expresses my feeling about this movie.

Watch The Dark Crystal instead.
Filed under “But Her Corruption!”
Puerto Rico has agreed to pay a reported $300 million for the restoration of its power grid to a tiny utility company that is primarily financed by a private-equity firm founded and run by a man who contributed large sums of money to President >Trump, an investigation conducted by The Daily Beast has found.
Whitefish Energy Holdings, which had a reported staff of only two full-time employees when Hurricane Maria touched down, appears ill-equipped to handle the daunting task of restoring electricity to Puerto Rico’s more than 3 million residents.
Much larger utilities are more commonly used following natural disasters on the scale of Hurricane Maria, which devastated the island last month.
Obviously the company is small for tax reasons, and they would subcontract out the work. It seems to be a case of a Republican-friendly business owner who had done a similar type of repair work seeing an opportunity and pouncing on it. It’s still highly irregular.
The ‘superior atheistic nihilist’ cliche seems to have become much more prominent in the early 2000’s with the growth of the internet and Youtube in particular. It’s certainly in character for him to conform to the cliche, given that. Doesn’t make it any more palatable however.
Yeah, it’s been said before.
I read the first chapter. I could have kept going, but it was a natural stopping point. Perhaps if the entire book was one big chapter, I would have finished it.
So you admit it was good in theory.
In 1999 I was 25…

I was 13 in '99, so of course I had Terry Brooks novel (Anakin variation) and thought it was quite good.
Perhaps retcon Tatooine’s sky as green?
Finally, a serious suggestion.
Okay so this may be a fake memory type of thing, but has Moff Jerjerrod ever said ‘we shall redouble our efforts’ ? I sometimes still think about this in that opening scene.
Wrong thread http://originaltrilogy.com/topic/General-Star-Wars-Questions/id/57205
Looks like this thread, only with a lack of vision.
So, double or redouble?
Your hate has made you doubly powerful.
Clever girl.
Not everything has to be a god damn Big Bang Theory-level nerd pun, TV’s Fuck.
Do you email your mother with that keyboard?
You never heard of the Millennium Falcon? It’s the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs
But… Who was piloting it? 😉
From Snokes.com:
Anakin Skywalker, alongside General Obi-wan Kenobi, piloted a Corellian light freighter through the Kessel system in 11 parsecs during the year 25 BBY as part of an undercover operation for the Old Republic. However, the ship was damaged beyond repair in the attempt, and was destroyed soon after. Stories were told of the legendary run, and soon many used-ship dealers in the Kessel system claimed to have salvaged the vessel. Han Solo was suckered into buying one of these dubious vessels early in his career, and has stuck with the dealer’s story ever since.
It goes without saying that Obi-wan is one of only two people in the galaxy with the firsthand knowledge to contradict Han Solo’s tall tale.
Yeah, it only took one post to get to the exact kind of question that goes in the Random Thoughts thread.
JEDIT: But don’t blame yourself, this is all Neverar’s fault.
Except that:
We need a stickied thread in the General Star Wars Discussion for general Star Wars questions (and sticky the Star Wars Random Thoughts thread).
Everything you said is correct.
Only the odd numbered ones? So you don’t recommend the original? Or if you’re discounting the prequels you don’t recommend ESB but you do recommend Jedi? Or were you making a Star Trek joke? I need answers plz.
Some questions don’t have answers just as some peels don’t have bananas and are merely there to trip you up.
Watching the SE Ewok celebration again, I’m struck by how creepy Anakin looks.
But on another note, now I’m imagining that Anakin returned as a ghost with only one arm, since he lost that one before he got his ROTS hairstyle.