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Obi-wan Kenobi

CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

Possessed said:

ESPN Jeapordy.

yeah so this isn’t as good of a category as I envisioned. To dahmage and all my other adoring fans, I’m sorry I’ve let you down.

Yahtzee

DuracellEnergizer said:

Yahtzee

I’m so sorry.

First Contact is great and I will fight anyone who dares say otherwise.

As for returning to the original timeline, it could work if it comes from a place of visionary optimism for the human species. The trouble is that it’s hard to escape the gravitational influence of edginess and cynicism in any form of media these days.

Great idea and execution!

suspiciouscoffee said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

★★★★★★★★★☆

After some reconsideration, I’ve decided to upgrade my rating to a perfect 10.

Satisfied, Java Man?

Of course I’m not satisfied. Why do you think I write? A man writes because he is tormented. Because he doubts. He needs to constantly prove to himself and others that he is worth something.

Deep.

It’s a puppet which was present in the original film.

TV’s Frink said:

You started and ended on high notes there.

Like any good performance, really.

US Republican Party voters/supporters - Your thoughts and prayers

The Original Ending of Baba Yaga

George Lucas, Comma

Some Actor in Star Wars

When Han Solo was Frozen in Carbonite How did he survive so long without Watto?

Puggo - Jar Jar’s Yoda said:

I’m almost 60, and I’ve been hearing this Fall of the Roman Empire stuff since I was in elementary school.

True, but it’s always been applied to the USA in general, not to ‘the left’.

Mrebo said:

This article helped me understand the intense dislike some have for Jordan Peterson.

I read that entire article and still have no idea what this Peterson guy is on about or why people dislike him.

Also, and sort of a tangent, what’s this about Leftism being like the final days of the Roman Empire? It’s an overly ominous attitude about the Left that has seemed to grow on the Atlantic these past few years. I’ve noticed it especially in their pieces on Trump, where the authors write as if his policies and tweets are couched in some form of intelligent strategy or overriding ideology instead of what they almost always are - an attempt to distract from the latest scandal and/or channel the media’s attention. This means that the Atlantic, and many other publications, play right into his hands when they ought to know better, and in fact they often do. When you read right to the end of the pieces, the authors often admit that they know just how cynical his ploys are, but the impression I get is one of defeat from the authors in their assumption that their article will not change anybody’s mind so why bother.

This is from the same publication that wrote this when supporting a presidential candidate for only the third time since 1857:

“In its founding statement, The Atlantic promised that it would be “the organ of no party or clique,” and our interest here is not to advance the prospects of the Democratic Party, nor to damage those of the Republican Party. If Hillary Clinton were facing Mitt Romney, or John McCain, or George W. Bush, or, for that matter, any of the leading candidates Trump vanquished in the Republican primaries, we would not have contemplated making this endorsement. We believe in American democracy, in which individuals from various parties of different ideological stripes can advance their ideas and compete for the affection of voters. But Trump is not a man of ideas. He is a demagogue, a xenophobe, a sexist, a know-nothing, and a liar. He is spectacularly unfit for office, and voters—the statesmen and thinkers of the ballot box—should act in defense of American democracy and elect his opponent.”

This is why the Atlantic infuriates me. If they are convinced that Trump is such a danger to the Republic, they should fight him regardless of how partisan it makes them look.

Since TLJ can serve as an end to the series, Episode 9 will be our remaining heroes traveling back in time through a wormhole to just before Episode 1, opening the door for an entirely new prequel trilogy directed by Rian Johnson.

Anakin was a dear friend of mine

I wouldn’t be surprised at anything that extended the deadline for JJ completing the story.

It’s Too Hot in the Desert and All My Friends Speak Binary, or Luke and the Loadlifters

Rage Against the Imperial Machine

DEATH STAR: Galaxy of Fear

Jedi and the Holograms

Vader, Moff Ben Tarkin Biggs: Organa Leia Han Artoo Wan Kenobi Antilles Darth Beru Owen to Alderaans.

Just got to watch this - or rather, watch a selection of scenes.

It’s great! Just as I remember from the DVD.

These are the questions I’ve been fighting with as well all day.

In regards to the two options of the FO’s pulled punches, I prefer the ‘Kylo’s Mission’ angle, since it doesn’t present the First Order as incompetent. In the end, I expect that there will remain some of Hux’s incompetence, but it’s far better for the audience to wonder ‘What is the crazy space wizard’s plan?’ rather than ‘Why is Hux still in charge of anything?’.

I think Poe’s character arc would still work even with much of the first scenes truncated or eliminated.

The Hyperspace Tracking plot is the most intractable problem right now. With the current idea of cutting so many scenes in the beginning of the movie, Leia and Finn discussing the impossibility of the tracking would be cut in favor of having Finn know about this technology and revealing its existence to Rose. The issue which immediately arises is that he should have brought this to Leia’s/Holdo’s attention immediately upon learning that they were running from the First Order. Instead he brings this to Poe’s attention, but Poe decides against telling Holdo.

One tantalizing idea is that the ‘cloaked’ binary beacon is not so cloaked as the Resistance thinks. Combined with the idea of Rey being the one who gave the beacon to Finn on the sly, the scenes could easily be reworked to make it seem like Finn is trying to get the beacon off the ship to protect it from further tracking. Of course this falls apart when they make their plan to disable the tracker, since all they need to do is get the beacon off the ship to solve the problem.

Yes, links are allowed (in PM form only). Count me down for one who thinks a 2:30 runtime can work for this trilogy, though the ideal edit remains elusive. I’d love to see this. 😃

I should probably clarify why I want to cut so much Leia material - simply put, it doesn’t directly relate to our heroes (Rey and Finn), which means that things like Leia using the Force or even Poe’s scenes with Leia are beside the point when the movie is already on the long side.

There’s a very instructional segment in the Lord of the Rings Appendices about this problem, and the solution that they found was to cut anything that wasn’t directly related to Frodo, with very few exceptions. I think this is a good rule of thumb in this case.

I imagine that the individual soldiers on both sides of this battle aren’t briefed on the plan and all of its reasons (themes!). His wingmen were just told to follow Kylo’s lead, and he was locked onto the bridge. Besides, we need Leia unconscious because movie.

It also might be that Snoke is pitting Hux and Kylo against each other like it was implied in TFA, and now that Kylo has failed to take out Leia he’s finally given the task to Hux, with Rey as an acceptable substitute to prove his loyalty if not ‘complete his training’.

That’s my thinking.

Thanks Collipso! I just have so much fun coming up with these ideas, even if some may pass the edge of feasibility.

The biggest issue remaining with the pursuit plot to me is the fact that it seems like the First Order is pulling its punches to an insane degree. There’s no reason why the First Order can’t trap the Resistance fleet with their Star Destroyers, or send enough fighters to overwhelm them. So of course I’ve come up with something that is kind of audacious but might fit:

Establish that Snoke not only wants the Resistance destroyed, but also wants Kylo Ren to personally destroy Leia and complete his training since that was teased at the end of TFA. We see Kylo go against the Raddus practically alone, and Hux seems content to wait until the fleet runs out of fuel, so this theory fits what we see on screen.

Cutting Leia’s scenes are exactly the opposite of what was needed in TFA, but here I think it makes sense. The story right now is too bogged down in what should be a simple pursuit/ticking clock plot, and Leia unfortunately contributes to this overcomplication.

However, there might be a way to start the movie right as the remnants of the Resistance flee the battle. We could establish in the crawl that most of the short range fighters on both sides have been destroyed, with essentially just Poe and Kylo left on the battlefield. As Poe and the last bomber manage to destroy the destroyer, Kylo strafes the cruiser and his escort blows up the bridge. We don’t see Leia get blown into space, since at that moment the fleet jumps to hyperspace.

I imagine this scene would have to be very chaotic, full of closeups and ships being blown up to make it seem more like a pitched battle than an ordered evacuation.

With the battle, I’m not sure about what shot to use for the pan down.

Another thing that needs addressing is the ‘cloaked binary beacon’. In the proposed edit this device is never explained and simply appears in Finn’s keeping after he wakes up. To fix this, the binary beacon could be placed in the deleted scene of the Rey hologram, where it could be seen resting on the bench beside Finn’s head. Notably, in TFA there’s only a brief glimpse of that area of the bench so I could even have it come into frame for just that second. Finn’s line ‘a cloaked binary beacon’ could be repurposed in this scene to make it clear. It’s a fairly simple fix and it highlights the strong friendship between Finn and Rey.

Here’s a weird idea for a restructuring. I’d cut the escape from the base as usual, but then describe a much different battle in the crawl:

The galaxy’s hope is dying.
In a battle against the First
Order’s fleet, the Republic
armada has been shattered.

Unable to prevail against
the flagship of Supreme
Leader Snoke and his dark
apprentice, Commander
Poe Dameron falls back
amid heavy losses, with
Leia Organa herself
among the wounded.

As the remnants of the
Republic fleet flee into
hyperspace, Kylo Ren,
heir to the Imperial
throne, returns from
the battlefield at the
summons of his evil
master…

This implies that a whole lot more has been going on between movies. The Resistance has managed to scramble ships from all corners of the galaxy in a single attack to destroy First Order. The first scene would be a pan down to Snoke’s ship and the scene of Ren being chewed out for being conflicted. Cut to Finn waking up and meeting Poe, then the transition to Rey. She walks to the place on the cliff where Luke was in her vision (if that works in my TFA edit), but he isn’t there. She goes looking for him, and finds him in one of the huts. After the Rey scenes,
the fleet exits hyperspace, have the scene of Holdo taking command and her shutting down Poe’s questions (sans the statements about being followed), the deleted scene of Finn and the Rey hologram, then Finn in the escape pods. It is here that we learn that the First Order can track them through hyperspace. Then Rose, Finn, and Poe formulate a plan to deactivate the tracker and leave for Canto Bight. Right after they leave, the First Order arrives, and Hux bemoans that they can’t destroy them yet. At some point (maybe during Rey’s Forcetime with Kylo) have Kylo flashback to his unwillingness to kill Leia, which is the specific weakness he refers to in the first scene.

What this restructure does is remove the opening battle and all of Leia’s scenes before she is unconscious, cutting down on the runtime significantly, while also putting the issue of Leia between Poe and Holdo from the outset. Poe’s brazen attack from the crawl has led to this tragedy, and and since we don’t see him take out a dreadnought there is no question that he failed to save the fleet. Holdo has more reason to be antagonistic to Poe for this reason, since we know by the end that she cared for Leia a great deal.

By making it so that Finn knows from the outset about the hyperspace tracking, his unconsciousness at the beginning serves a story purpose.

By moving the First Order’s arrival to after Finn leaves for Canto Bight, it removes the issue of why the Resistance didn’t just use this ship to help ferry people off the Raddus during the pursuit.

By removing so much from the pursuit plot, it puts more focus on Finn and Rey’s stories, and less on the part of the plot that makes the least amount of sense.

And finally, this restructure would keep the convention of the OT where we start with an establishing shot of a Star Destroyer.

A parody of TLJ remake using Brick as the template:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWynqXJXuWE

DuracellEnergizer said:

Is it weird that I knew this was a Duracell post by the content alone?

TV’s Frink said:

“Worrying” (maybe too strong a term) about this kind of stuff is also weird.

I’m not too concerned with the time which passes within the movie - ANH took place in less than a week as well. But the bigger issue is the lack of a time jump between movies, which is where you can hide a lot of skill progression.